Spain claiming another Champions League, all we are missing is Florentino lifting the cup at the end?

Vox in 'extremely racist' stunner!

Everything's fine in Texas

To paraphrase Stalin, how many data centres does the Pope have?

Wasn't it Trump who called Vox's leader Sandiego Abascal?

No problem, the PSOE will walk an election on those numbers!

Tony Blair in danger of becoming the Felipe González of Brtish politics - the angry old man muttering in the corner.

"Shots that were impossible before": Tres porterías, quince jugadores en un equipo y trece en el otro, un área sin pintar, la línea del centro del campo en tres cuartos, sin banquillos, sin túnel de vestuarios...

Better stock up on bleach then?

A shame, but as Marca's front page indicates they just weren't dangerous enough to win the game.

The tribunal of people who always hated Pedro Sánchez has issued its verdict

Having walked from the Méndez Álvaro bus station I can testify that summer has arrived. That and seeing the first gecko on my balcony.

I reckon they invented the whole 'mass extinction' event just to cash in...

Time for another period of reflection?

"Creditors, who provided the company with £3bn worth of emergency funding last year, have demanded a write-off of tens of millions of pounds in fines issued to Thames for dumping sewage in waterways. They have also asked for a reduction in environmental investment until 2030"

"La vía Feijóo" aka alianza con Abascal

Andalusia's election confirms the toxic effect of the Sumar/Podemos legacy, and at the same time demonstrates the electoral possibilities of a non PSOE left alternative. The legendary 'autocritica' will now do the rest?

This is the thing, it was seen as the PP's safest best for getting an absolute majority outside of Madrid or Galicia, and now they depend on Vox in Andalusia too.

I shopped in the Boqueria when I worked for a few months in Barcelona in the early 90's. It would be great to see it as a real market again, but have to contend with the problem that most people don't shop in markets any more?

The biggest mass movement you have never heard of.

Can't wait until the PP offers some explanation for the human remains still buried in pits all around the country. www.abc.es/espana/ayuso...

Tenemos que encontrar el traidor...

Grid-scale batteries are going in an absolutely wild pace. Every whingey objection to renewables you've ever heard is basically solved by batteries. This is happening whether any of the hopeless dipshits running the US want it or not.

Florentino - "One significant element of his extraordinary, accusatory, conspiratorial press conference on Tuesday, at which the mask slipped and the public persona at last reflected the private, was how Mourinho it was"

I've just spent a couple of days in Salamanca and I think what the place needs is more ham shops.

He was so concentrated on writing his latest long read that he missed his stop?

It's interesting how it is always the left wing's fault that fascists rise to power, as opposed to the centre's. This is, of course, despite the fact that the centre are the ones in power who have declared that racism is 'reasonable', transphobia is acceptable, and the disabled don't need money.

La semana grande del victimismo en Madrid. Y quedan días.

All I need to be president of Real Madrid is Spanish nationality, 180 million euros and 20 years as a socio.

Everything that happens, anywhere in the world, is just provoked by perrosanxe to hide his real problems. Reading the news just got much simpler.

How could it come to this?

''Enemies everywhere, paranoia too. “They’re going to have to shoot me, because I have the support of all Madrid’s members,” Pérez said. “I’m going to finish the bad people.”

Claro...

Anthropic are laughing, but not all the way to the bank.

Don't worry Keir, you'll still get your Arsenal tickets. Deal?

Now they tell us - "A Russian cargo ship that suffered a series of mysterious explosions before eventually sinking off the south-east coast of Spain 17 months ago may have been carrying nuclear submarine reactors"

"Raised in Mindelo, a port city on the island of São Vicente, her widowed mother was unable to feed her children and at 10, Évora was placed in an orphanage. Her music career started out with performances in bars in her early teens."

El equipo de Ayuso saliendo de Cancún.

Not because it would have been an absurd thing to do?

Top doctors on those cruise ships

Same place as his brain then?

The Donald Trump Presidential Library

El problema es que hay ratas con dos patas.

Cocktail in hand, feet in the pool. Guess who pays the bill?

'La convocante, una cubana anticastrista, Sasha Borrego, no asistió porque tenía “el pie mal”' elpais.com/espana/madri...

They are not being vilified, they are being asked to pay taxes

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Roedor andino, en la mente de la derecha y ultraderecha