the curse on me was broken by your magic wand

his love was the key that opened my thighs

I regret to inform you all that Threads is serving up better posts about Taylor Swift’s song Wood than Bluesky. We need the posters back here immediately.

Rams lose because they can’t gain a yard. New Taylor Swift album is mid at best. Woke up with a headache. Today kind of sucks.

This feels bad.

Imagine a WWE wrestler ever being able to say a bad word about a sponsor. Like forget morality for a minute. WWE would never let a talent criticize slim jims because they love that meat stick money too much.

One company has world champions appearing as opening acts for Donald Trump. One company has their world champion throwing out “fuck ICE” posts. It’s not just “WWE vs AEW” but it’s hard to look at this comparison and not just be like “fuck WWE”

Once again - wrestlers can take a good and decent moral stand. Hangman Page is my world champion.

They are who we fucking know they are, y'all. At some point you have to decide if it's worth compromising your morals to support them.

help i keep seeing clips of pete hegseth against my will, get this man out of my phone

My Quarterback is a fucking dawg.

The stupidest and richest people are behind generative AI and it is all soulless and awful. This paragraph made me so sad.

AEW continues to sell far more PPVs than any non-WWE promotion since WCW ever has and in a far more challenging PPV environment. This is with increasingly desperate head to head competition from WWE as well. That is super impressive.

Every time Orange Cassidy leaves and returns, he can come back in light blue denim - refreshed and lighthearted. Then the darkness of world will inevitably cause Cassidy to turn to dark wash denim. The horrors persist and so does Orange Cassidy. 🤼

This includes Bryan/Omega at Grand Slam, right? I need to watch that match again. Maybe 8 times…

Old wrestler has bad opinion is not something new or even novel. It's literally most of the wrestling criticism industry standard at this point. Maybe just stop caring what old retired wrestlers think and remember that being in wrestling implants bad takes in wrestlers' brains.

I miss Hangman Adam Page’s evil theme music.

Darby Allin attacking the fire extinguisher guy was a nice touch. 🤼

Being barefoot in a ladder match is some next-level bravery from Speedball Mike Bailey. They’re insane.

Rams played most of a great game yesterday against a very good team. Hopefully we get the O-line healthy and can make a deep run through January…

I think I may have too much rapture anxiety from my evangelical past to enjoy the rapture jokes properly… But they are funny.

Almost $40,000 and you end up in row two... not even row one! This shit is absurd. Can't wait to see what they sell luxury vacations to Mania 43 for...

Aesthetically, I am not vibing with AEW All Out. All of the blue and the pyro smoke in the arena… it’s just not a great looking wrestling show. This is the smallest possible complaint, but a couple of hours in, it feels notable.

Watching AEW All Out and remembering Ricochet doing that over the ring post dive in Reseda in 2012. Beautiful days, man.

Mark Briscoe seems like he is really great at high fives. 🤼

my friends watched way too much wrestling today. give them money for it.

Cannot wait to watch All Out over the next few days… somehow opening weekend at work and the kid’s birthday party took priority over AEW PPV viewing.

This is SO good!

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This is so gross and so predictable for WWE.

Paul Levesque is finally going to book women to main event Mania, in a country where they aren’t allowed to drive.

Eating at a pizza place with a clearer stance on genocide than most of the Democratic Party. I fucking love Portland.

Vacation Will is a firm believer that one should always switch between beer and coffee during the day. I must be equal parts tired and wired.

I’ve been told this must be photographed and posted when seen.

It’s a big week for the spouses of overly online people listening to rants about shitty people.

Planning to watch AEW Dynamite on my flight today. Will I regret this? Will the person next to me have opinions about staple guns and butts? Who knows?

I see we are still hellscaping today. Fuck it, I’m going to Portland.

At some point, y’all have to decide if watching WWE is worth the moral compromise it requires.

As a home that gives out full candy bars at halloween, I am frightened.

The video Apple events suck. Bring back live demos or just release the damn things. Live demos are life.

vapor chamber.

AI is out here trying to make you the worst dad at the park.

I’d love more Rams wins that aren’t nail biters… but I’m psyched to be a Rams fan today. Held the Texans to 9 points and no TDs. Got a major win. 1-0 y’all!

football season is groin season.

fuck.

fuck.

This is amazing! Nigel and Bryan as full time commentators is some 2003 indie fever dream shit.

if It Happens, i would like It to Happen during my fantasy football draft tomorrow. let me be surrounded by friends ready to dance on that fuckin’ grave.

One week until dads around the country say sternly to no one in particular “big third down right here.”

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