forgot abt this app im going thru finals and i want it to be final days on earth (kidding kidding 🙄)

i live in a great timeline where ive wanted a mullet for like 3 years now and i have great references

pick a number 1-93 (yes 7 songs on here are hidden bc of unfortunate events) PLEASE DONT FLOP OMG

spotify wrapped just dropped 🐕

i need everyone to know i only started listening to dnpb in like late september, meaning i had put in CRAAAAAAZY work this year 😭

snzzz yawn

i woke up, time to rewatch the latest phupload

u ever come up with a story idea that makes urself cry? like damn i dont even got names for these characters wdym theyre my pookie babies??

didnt realize i used an i instead of an l 💀

i need a bf who will send me a dnp ss of any era and go "us" and then debate me on which on of us is which

#TITSPOILERS i moved seats from the back to the front during intermission and seeing sister daniel towering over me- like i cannot imagine the look on my face 😭

cannot rest for a minute or phil will reblog the fucking phan vs jedus poll on tumblr

u cant rest for a single minute in the phandom, dan and phil might post on insta and then immediately delete it

i just got outta food lion not too long ago and the cashier was a ginger guy named steven who complimented my jacket and i said "thank you!" and then complimented his septum to where he expressed how its been pierced a ton cus he fucked with it before

part 2

phorgot to post these for the people still on here xoxoxoxo

ykw this app can be hilarious

ill be real: i sometimes still mix up vegas and nevada in the same way bitches always be talkin abt these cities like theyre huge and shit but nvr sayin anything abt the state 😭

when i was younger i thought boston was the state and massachusetts was the city in it

NICO PLAY GOING ON TOUR ON THE EAST COAST AGAIN 2 SHOWS NEAR ME AND THE TIX ARE $17 EACH, OMFG MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

phil lester in the recent buzzfeed interview:

sister daniel edit for my boomfs 🫶🏻

they are just two indoor cats

when my bangs and hair finally grow out ill be like nearing the age of 20, so which one should i do 🤨⁉️ droid mullet (except id keep my curtain bangs, u gotta see the vision) or like 2010 wet dan emo fringe (my hair is indeed curly) i swear ill look nice in either but i wanna decide "poll" below :3

i be like "omg dan is such gender goals! i wanna look like him so bad 😩" with my 5'2 ass, like he looks good cus he has long legs and his frame is great with his height 💀 ill get there, i will, trust me ill become the short otter version of dan howell some day

gerard way making my chemical romance

"it might kill you, have fun!!!!" is fuckin killing me omg 😭😭😭

recieved a beauty yesterday :3

reply for a color :3 i got black and maybe chromakopia is pushin it cus thats not pure b&w filter, esp since its merch is v green but its that or three cheers and i didnt wanna put two albums in similar genres here ykwim wanted to show my variety, STREAM NICO PLAY STREAM HIS MUSIC PLEASE GOD PLEASE

AND SHE SAID "HES GONNA EAT THIS PUSSY OUT CUS ITS SWEET" AND I SAID HELL YEAH

i need more emo hair clips to simply decorate my fringe with (and hold it in place instead of just a pure side part ykwim)

im like the devil, i make deals

yall dont gotta make ur lil picrew but link in the replies, plus the last song u listened to stream chromakopia if u havent, or dont 🤷

me who binged the entire big bang theory and liked it...... tbf i just like comedies and sitcoms even if the writing is shit cus theyre just fun watches like how ur parents will scroll through 5 minute crafts on facebook for no fuckin reason

fuck hes gonna think im a fan 🙄

this photo (idek if its eduted or he genuinely did that, idc) changed the way i do my makeup literally put on black eyeshadow in that exact way and its such a look (ignore how the eyeshadow packed into the crease in my eyebags 😭) #phanniefriday

only grass type ive ever liked (to play with!!! i love all the pokemon omg) is snivvy LOL

tommyinnit made a song and its so bo burnham inspired and also this clip which is real as hell

dan howell :(((( going from "our tour bus baking was a disaster" to "i was afraid to be seen" like im crying omg

BREAKING: The ICC have issued an arrest warrant for Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, for alleged war crimes relating to Gaza.

guy i matched with on hinge says he rly likes dan and phil as a response to my "im hyperfixated on this list of things" section and then proceeds to not engage much in dnp talk and says he actually watched markiplier more than them im deleting the fucking app

the sodacan gets a reboot #pezzy #clooless #frouse

listen this is all still wip and all i just want to share my excellent tshirt visions for them

omg talking abt old shit i used to watch, when dan and phil stopped posting in 2019 i started watching smitty, doo, and grizzy like religiously i watched so much rainbow six videos and still cant tell u a damn thing abt that game 💀

Time taken: 1 hour and 40 minutes Commissions open: ko-fi.com/dajcosplay/c... #phanart #danandphil #danhowell #phillester #digitalart From the new Dan and phil and Tiny Horse 2025 calendar, which I have brought.

when tf do i get to embarrass myself with my spotify wrapped?

this is just cus markiplier makes such long videos for series' but also help wanted 2 no dapg in sight 😭

oh hello howley and aziraphil 🤍🖤 #phanart #danandphil