If only he could improvise on the field as well as he does when somebody asks him about vaccines

Rutger McGroarty plays for the Penguins tonight, it would be cool if I could watch it, but this is like the 12th game this season on NHL network, which approximately 7 people have, so I guess I won’t.

Last time I saw this band was 22 years ago. #Old #ItsNotJustAPhase

Are we the worst bowl eligible team?

Giving up a first drive touchdown to Rutgers, not good. . .

That Michigan player just headbutted an official and they didn’t eject him. . . What?

It’s very cool that Tristan Broz is up, but where the hell is Rutger Mcgroarty

See ya Slot, take Konate with you.

Broadcast monopolies, what could go wrong??

Of course they didn't lol. www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...

the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix

Why the fuck is Terry Smith wearing that pin, goddamn jitterbugs

Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC win the #USL Championship Final on penalties

Robertson skinned, Macca useless, Virgil ball watching. Lol

I mean. . . Is Slot gonna make it to Christmas?

I for one, am not looking forward to when Szoboszlai forces his way out because he doesn’t want to play RB any longer

The PGMOL is just -chefs kiss-. So consistent in their inconsistency

Starting The Witcher 3 for a third time. (I need something to play while I wait for them to fix the exploits in Arc Raiders)

“Challenge scientific orthodoxy”. Fuck right off. Looney tunes ass country

Russ Vought is openly admitting this nomination is a front so he can stay on at the CFPB while he tries to shut it down. Instead of lowering costs for Americans, Trump and Vought want to make it easier for giant corporations to scam families out of their money.

I hate the Pirates ownership, but I also hate Pat McAfee, so in short. I’m not watching this clip, sell the team Bob.

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

It’s funny, I don’t remember ever opting into being tracked by Flock or Palantir, nor am I being paid by them to collect data about me.

My flight home was cancelled so Chuck Schumer could pull this bullshit?!

Flight back to Seattle was cancelled. America sure is winning

Penn State continues to cause misery, Go Dawgs?

It’s not just a phase

Me watching this courtois performance:

How is Courtois only 33? This man has been terrorizing me for most my adult life. Was he at Chelsea when he was 13?

Courtois doing acrobatics and referee asshattery, a tale as old as time in this fixture, get ready for the 0-2 result, lads

LMFAO sure

This man has spent his career at Chelsea and Madrid ruining my life

Ben Kindel has 5 goals in the NHL already, the rest of the ENTIRE 2025 draft class combined has 6.

If you’re a Pittsburgh Pirates fan you never have to watch your team lose a game 7. Just sayin!

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

Love to see Ohio State’s coaches talking to our few remaining decent young players after the game. Pick the meat off the carcass you vultures.

So no cards for Onana for any of that?

Arc Raiders runs on Steam Deck, therefore Arc Raiders makes me quite happy.

Pens after games of Oct. 30: This season, 8-2-2, 1st overall (pending NJ) Last season, 3-7-1, 31st overall

YOUR Pittsburgh Penguins are best in the league (on the year they were supposed to tank for Gavin McKenna 🙂🙃). #LGP

So where are we on bringing back Klopp?

Is. . . Is Robbo a CB?

Imagine staying up until 3am in Toronto for THAT

I almost turned this off because they had Will Smiths music to a graphic of Will Smith leading off in the bottom of the 14th

Ohtani is fun to watch, but because he’s on the Dodgers, I am beginning to absolutely fucking hate this guy.

Fucking lol

Maybe if they build a fucking hospital around him on the pitch, he’ll survive.

Szobo is the only player on this team that seems to give a shit