Wake up to the realization that you were born in the 1900’s

War like these make more sense when you take into account that politicians realized it’s cheaper to worship veterans than it is to take care of them

Change my mind: Gwenpool and Superboy Prime are essentially the same character.

Reminder that conservative 2A advocates were never advocating for equal protections. What they meant was THEY needed weapons to defend against “criminals” ie people of color, and a “tyrannical government” aka democrats. The only thing they’ve sever stood for was their own right to violence.

So let’s get this straight: * If you protest peacefully, they’ll shoot you. * If you try to peacefully remove yourself from the situation, they’ll shoot you. * If you follow the law and exercise your 2A right, they’ll shoot you. How long before people start shooting back?

“Stop calling us Nazis!” Says the people going door to door asking for your papers and dragging you out of your home and throwing you in an unmarked vehicle to ship you off to god knows where if they don’t like your answer.

So youre a race car diver? Thats racis- wait

How do I know MAGA is morally bankrupt? All their “proof” and explanations are just variations on why she deserved to die

It’s been a long year

Yearly reminder that Spy Kids and Machete are canonically in the same universe.

Fuck southern pride and their heritage. Taylor Swift’s music career has lasted longer than the confederacy. Swifties have more of a claim to heritage than southern confederates.

I really dgaf about people entering the country and living here illegally 🤷🏽‍♂️

American Pie remake but using Taco Bell’s new Baja Blast Pie. Live mas

Is there anything more soul draining than a hazelnut coffee made from the office “fancy” coffee machine? There’s something about the associating between hazelnut and corporate apathy.

Fuck Harry Potter, watch The Last Unicorn instead

-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence These are the foundations of real freedom.

Is there anything more cathartic than when pieces of shit eat shit? litter.catbox.moe/63bc01czhxt0...

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Okay guys let’s be serious. Just because they have a group chat praising Hitler and making other racist and antisemitic jokes doesn’t mean they’re Nazi’s. That’s just normal Republican talk.

Now I’m not grammarmatician but seems to me if you’re anti-antifa then you’re pro-fascism?

Me: It’s been a long week. Coworker: But it’s only Tuesday? Me: BuT iT’s OnLy TuEsDaY 😒

Does anybody even like those hand sensor operated bathroom sinks? I’m standing here at the office doing Naruto hand signs trying to summon some water jutsu

“This ain’t my first rodeo,” -Me, at my second rodeo.

Current state of the Republican Party summed up in one picture

Forgot to post this yesterday but Happy Spooky Month

“StOp CaLlInG uS nAzI’s!” -Says the party doing blatantly Nazi shit.

Soooo you’re saying water hates me?

Sci-fi is when Karl Urban has short har. Fantasy is when Karl Urban has long hair. Therefor sci-fantasy is when Karl Urban has a mullet. Hope that clears things up.

Not a hard choice to make. We should honor the life of George Floyd, a man who was taken too soon.

Only thing I’ll say is that Charlie kirk was a man who said, and I quote, “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.” So don’t think of it as celebrating his death, think of it as celebrating the 2nd amendment.

Officially banned from Reddit for breaking rule 1 and inciting violence for…. *adjusts glasses* Saying more people should start carrying subs Anyway, fuck the police

Another fun fact: Mark Twain created the Isekai genre with his work “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court”

Fun fact: Spirited Away is an Isekai

It’s good to know @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social can and will bring the ruckus

Say it with me: Trump is a crisis actor. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4TOt...

Methinks the president doth protest too much

Be honest, how many of you know you’re supposed to clean out the filter in your dish washer?

In a world of Lex Luthors, be like Superman

This ain’t your mom and dad’s socialism 🤘

I cannot overstate how perfect of a 90’s movie this is. It’s Mad Max but wet.

And just when the world needed them most, the heroes in a half shell returned. m.youtube.com/watch?v=67rR...

I call the added whiskey proof reading.

*Looks at current state of things.* I’d like to think I would use a Death Note responsibly.

Reason why you shouldn’t rank Cuomo: his name can be said as Cummo. New York deserves better than that.

Unrelated, agua de pepino is a refreshing summer treat.

How did you know the US was about to bomb Iran? Me: Conservatives started acting concerned about women’s rights in Iran.

Not to be confused with Buckaroo Bonzai and his adventures across the 8th dimension. Both are majestic, but for different reasons.