Yearly reminder that Spy Kids and Machete are canonically in the same universe.

Fuck southern pride and their heritage. Taylor Swift’s music career has lasted longer than the confederacy. Swifties have more of a claim to heritage than southern confederates.

I really dgaf about people entering the country and living here illegally 🤷🏽‍♂️

American Pie remake but using Taco Bell’s new Baja Blast Pie. Live mas

Is there anything more soul draining than a hazelnut coffee made from the office “fancy” coffee machine? There’s something about the associating between hazelnut and corporate apathy.

Fuck Harry Potter, watch The Last Unicorn instead

-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence These are the foundations of real freedom.

Is there anything more cathartic than when pieces of shit eat shit? litter.catbox.moe/63bc01czhxt0...

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Okay guys let’s be serious. Just because they have a group chat praising Hitler and making other racist and antisemitic jokes doesn’t mean they’re Nazi’s. That’s just normal Republican talk.

Now I’m not grammarmatician but seems to me if you’re anti-antifa then you’re pro-fascism?

Me: It’s been a long week. Coworker: But it’s only Tuesday? Me: BuT iT’s OnLy TuEsDaY 😒

Does anybody even like those hand sensor operated bathroom sinks? I’m standing here at the office doing Naruto hand signs trying to summon some water jutsu

“This ain’t my first rodeo,” -Me, at my second rodeo.

Current state of the Republican Party summed up in one picture

Forgot to post this yesterday but Happy Spooky Month

“StOp CaLlInG uS nAzI’s!” -Says the party doing blatantly Nazi shit.

Soooo you’re saying water hates me?

Sci-fi is when Karl Urban has short har. Fantasy is when Karl Urban has long hair. Therefor sci-fantasy is when Karl Urban has a mullet. Hope that clears things up.

Not a hard choice to make. We should honor the life of George Floyd, a man who was taken too soon.

Only thing I’ll say is that Charlie kirk was a man who said, and I quote, “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.” So don’t think of it as celebrating his death, think of it as celebrating the 2nd amendment.

Officially banned from Reddit for breaking rule 1 and inciting violence for…. *adjusts glasses* Saying more people should start carrying subs Anyway, fuck the police

Another fun fact: Mark Twain created the Isekai genre with his work “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court”

Fun fact: Spirited Away is an Isekai

It’s good to know @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social can and will bring the ruckus

Say it with me: Trump is a crisis actor. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4TOt...

Methinks the president doth protest too much

Be honest, how many of you know you’re supposed to clean out the filter in your dish washer?

In a world of Lex Luthors, be like Superman

This ain’t your mom and dad’s socialism 🤘

I cannot overstate how perfect of a 90’s movie this is. It’s Mad Max but wet.

And just when the world needed them most, the heroes in a half shell returned. m.youtube.com/watch?v=67rR...

I call the added whiskey proof reading.

*Looks at current state of things.* I’d like to think I would use a Death Note responsibly.

Reason why you shouldn’t rank Cuomo: his name can be said as Cummo. New York deserves better than that.

Unrelated, agua de pepino is a refreshing summer treat.

How did you know the US was about to bomb Iran? Me: Conservatives started acting concerned about women’s rights in Iran.

Not to be confused with Buckaroo Bonzai and his adventures across the 8th dimension. Both are majestic, but for different reasons.

Easy way to spot a Nazi on social media: 1. Post “Fuck Nazi’s.” 2. Keep an eye out for the “Don’t call everyone you disagree with a Nazi” comments. 3. You have found your Nazi’s.

Rereading LoTR and it’s very telling that when it came time to try and corrupt Samwise the best Sauron could come up with was “uh…. I don’t know dude. You’ll get a really bitchin’ garden?”

Ngl I’m a little disappointed this wasn’t the same bit as goth ihop or femboy hooters.

Okay, just so there’s no mistake about this: if you support Trump you support Ethnic cleansing.

I think the Horus Legacy would make a great children’s series. Followed by the sorry if Trazyn the little Necron that could.

For those attending rallies make sure you have a quick list of essentials: * Bottle of water. * Small card with important numbers. * Use the buddy system. * A punk attitude and contempt for fascism. * Snacks. Be safe out there ✊🏽

Military general struggles with homoerotic feelings

Immigrants ARE America. Fuck ICE. Fuck Stephen Miller. Fuck Trump.

Also real quick but there’s far too many people complaining about protestors waving the “wrong” flag. Around 30% of California identifies as Mexican or of Mexican heritage. Waving the Mexican flag to protest ICE is American as fuck so GTFO of here with your pearl clutching.