just saw someone on twt say ‘omg show a phannie these artists and it would be like showing victorian children 😭’ and i shit you not it was beyonce, ariana grande and charli. have we lost the plot dan and phil please post. give me the strength.

dan and phil please do something your fans are saying alternative people can’t like taylor swift on twitter

#phanniefriday live!

the killer

can’t even watch new vid im still recovering from phil’s head this close to mine our brains could have airdropped

oh they hate to see me coming round a corner

😭

leaving riverside theatre like a war veteran

guys

meeting dan and phil tomorrow

I would be pissed AF if they caught me girling out at McDonald’s

in an alternate universe we could’ve had this photo vs mclennon in the tumblr rpf tourney finale

they look like gay beetles

@danielhowell.bsky.social do you like me be honest

anyone else gonna be menstruating at tit? #menstratefordanandphil

THIS DIVAAAA

babes been staring at me like this for 15 minutes

phil has the thousand yard stare trigger response of someone subjugated to 15 years of non stop yapping

just deactivated my twt account feeling free

Phan twt vid but all my bangers have been here

and when my m&g photo is just

STOP THE VOTE

one time i complimented this girl on her dan and phil shirt, she said thanks and then i said, “i watch them all the time,” she went “wait who are they? i got this from a thrift i thought it was a vintage band shirt”…ah yes my favourite 80s rock band, ‘dan and phil’. she cropped it and everything 😭

me listening to the terrible influence song

me listening to the internet is here

dan and phil should be holding space for me in their house since i paid half their mortgage

@danielhowell.bsky.social hey buddy you in London?

phannie mutuals 🤞🏻🤨?🕯️

i got so pissed on twitter this morning i logged back on here love u guys

i am in queer media so

where video.

they hate me I’m resigning fuck this

#phanniefriday as phanager i’m banning giving me birthday cards

…dan and phil…

ok so technically because of time difference it’s my birthday for them tonight so there’s still time for them to post video for me

dan and phil will post today for my birthday trust 🤞🏻

waiting for dan and phil 😅

guys i was the girl in prague don’t tell twitter

dnpsky™️ in exactly one day

People say we're alike They say we've got the same hair We talk about making music But I don't know if it's honest Can't tell if you wanna see me Falling over and failing And you can't tell what you're feeling I think I know how you feel Girl, it's so confusing sometimes to be a girl

does anyone wanna be floomfs

bringing this here

omg 3 billion followers thankyou!!

military level intensity training my feed right now dnp twt pls come to the light

hi phannies!