segs

sometimes all it takes is reading some yuri and saying very confidently to yourself "i want to look like this manga character, so i'm going to lose a bunch of weight and wear cute clothes..." who cares if it's unattainable let's chase our dreams!!!!!!!

funny doggy

you ever just get... really frustrated and disappointed with people? like, all people? everyone in the world? sometimes i feel that creeping in and it's very discouraging and alienating

dogs

a joke I told last night #trans #comics #transcomics

"Ahhaha...yeah?"

love my girlfriend very much c: seeing them go through all this and slowly gaining confidence and body positivity has been so genuinely wonderful 🩷

the start of a slippery slope

oh shit 400 follows on bsky thanks please give me money and send me porn

toby fox exists in a special kind of hell i will call “the mcelroy zone” where a huge number of people latched onto his work when they were teenagers and every misstep of his is the end of their world

i made a cake!! it's chocolate with a big layer of salted caramel mousse

laugh

i've never liked anyone this much before

walkies time

#digitalart #pixelart #art #voidsprite #ドット絵

just ordered a coffee for a girl too nervous to say the order to the clerk, they need to give me a therapy dog vest

my lovably dumbass girlfriend just showed me a song and was like "hey this one reads really sapphic it's great you'll love it" and then 80% of the song was about a guy and she was just like "oh ignore those bits"

up dog

I miss what you were

two new favorite things girlfriend said during sex: "why is it in a teacup?!" "i am NOT an old fashioned pump!!"

wow!! what a beautiful friendship! #samandmax

safe

had a dream that me and the polycule all got jobs at walmart together and then accidentally joined an evil sex cult based in some random's apartment and then i got to have beautiful hot sweaty dream sex with an older woman who was mean to me (daring today aren't we)

having sex w people I don't like so I can turn feral halfway through and cancel them for being problematic

Milking station 🥛

cw: eroguro, asphyxiation

CW Blood version with blood colored in :3 #GogoOC

busy week so have this from my exhausted brain

puppy bathroom lovers

Left their trans friend in the car when going to the grimy mechanic

took my girlfriend shopping and loudly made fun of her kinks am i doing it right

after the updates i think i'm really starting to get into mh: wilds, sword and shield is just incredibly fun and the maneuvering during combos is just mwah, peak

following my favorite musical artist has been such a double edged sword because now i have to reckon with the fact that she's incredibly annoying

i love all the cute furries and therians that follow me 🩷

You can fluster any of your ΘΔ friends RIGHT NOW by messaging them "I'm going to make you stop pretending you're a person permanently."

when i was born god snickered and said "let's give this dog all of the logistical nightmare fetishes wouldn't that be hilarious"

Have a Wolfie! 🐺✨ #foxpopvli #art #fanart #fortnite #wolfie

watching geoff keighley pour his heart out about his dead dad and then talk about fucking ms piggy a couple minutes later has been a real trip

I'm a good good puppy~

on my carnivore arc so hard that i told my spouse that once we get paid that i need "50 chicken wings and a locked room"

sum seal when i was rlly high and happy last nite 🫶

impact play + piss Acts of Service

finds out about a fucked up horror game BANNED from multiple storefronts for being so fucked up and horrible looks inside petplay

BITE‼️

big news: local depressed loser takes a shower and immediately feels 10x better (she will forget this information immediately, and rediscover it again at a later point)

yearn yearn yearn

some reassurance for the good obedient boy