the seedler

so I'm hearing Tim Apple is stepping down and he's going to be replaced with John Turnip?

so-called "free thinkers" when it's a rainy day so "dairy queen won't be busy"

900 elo 🎉

imagine not checking for legal moves before promoting on the adjacent file. couldn't be me

Can someone explain to me how 5.99 plus 10.69 equals 24.27?

if canada ever joins the EU i just know turkiye is gonna be pissed

call me stockfish

apparently i'm unc for calling 12pm "noon'

l o n g c a s t l e s

i love doordash because you order a burger, pay 50 dollars for it, and then they send you something completely different and tell you to fuck off, no refunds

is this not just hope chess? why is this a brilliant lmao

are you seeing what i'm seeing

does burger king just not know how many calories are in their food or something?

I bought a pack of cigarettes because I'm trying to quit vaping

Never ordering Doordash again. How are you gonna tell me i'm not eligible for a refund when I paid you money, and didn't receive what I paid for. Absolutely ridiculous.

they call me the mikhail tal of 800 elo

me after one weed

just overtook a cop on the highway, call me Evel Knievel

I've just seen someone refer to the current wave of civil revolt in the US as "The Mario Party" and I might borrow that

branding my "America should have snap elections" policy as "Don't you think you have the right to speak to the manager whenever you want?"

my chess elo is officially higher than my credit score

just took spironolactone for the first time, does it taste like mint to anyone else?

hey did you guys know arby's has the meats? crazy

my adrenaline levels holy shit

Someone let me know when we nuke Iran so I can quit my job and spend time with my cat

got a two-for-one special

stockfish can suck my nuts, what do you mean "inaccuracy"

i'm one win away from crossing into 800 y'all last week i was 550 this is crazy

you know the game was some low elo madness when the eval bar looks like a seismograph

fake language

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE ~ A SPECTRE ~ IS HAUNTING EUROPE THE SPECTRE OF * COMMUNISM * ALL THE POWERS OF OLD EUROPE HAVE ENTERED INTO > A HOLY ALLIANCE < TO EXORCISE THIS SPECTRE - POPE & TSAR | METTERNICH & GUIZOT - - FRENCH RADICALS | GERMAN POLICE-SPIES -

France's greatest asset is the legacy of Charles de Gaulle

Scandinavian opening, Botez mouse slip variation

Stockfish says there's mate in 7 here, i found it in 8 I've never been so proud of a conversion

why does tiktok even have an option to report comments advocating child abuse if they only ever find "no violations"

I have no tolerance for anti-intellectualism. I also have no tolerance for looking down on people who lack post-secondary education. "they're so stupid, they didn't go to college!" is a shitty thing to say and you should feel shitty for saying it.

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

i love when people are confidently wrong

"If you're not at the table, you're on the menu"

it's somewhat comforting to know that I'm ever evicted from where i live, at least i can still live rent-free in my ex's head

how did i manage to play a scandinavian as white

someday, i can dream

Nationalism and its consequences.

I've just learned that the word cozy is spelled with an s in the uk, this is a game changer

this might be controversial to say but not everyone in the world can be vegan.

"I'll look into it" is my favourite thing to say when i have no intention of looking into it