Heh!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘰𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

"Honestly? Just trying to recover and uh... figuring it out day by day. Definitely not married or anything fun like that!"

"Ah, yeah, about that... not really blowing stuff up anymore! I mean, I'll make the explosives, but I'm not the one doing the exploding!"

"Oh...! You've definitely been crackin' and lackin'! Congratulations, then!"

"Heya! Been awhile! What's uh... crackalackin'?"

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𒀭⠀ 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝖾, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗅𝗅 𝐥͟𝐨͟𝐬͟𝐞͟! ⊹ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♱ ( 𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡.⠀ ) ˚⠀｡ ⠀⠀

// so happy seeing all my friends here hehe

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀♱ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. THE CHOSEN ONE TO 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑻. ↷↷ ⠀⠀⠀

Assuming you were going to fly there anyway, my presence onboard won't make a difference. Besides... we all know those reactors are the real problem, but I digress! Unless you're down to go the old-fashioned way? Take a little walk through Corel? Hmm... I'm sure they /love/ you there...

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴘᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ.❞ 🔁&🖤

Yeah? Better be worth my time, though my hopes aren't sky high. Given your last name... Mmkay, then! A bit of risk is always fun! And I could use some excitement these days. You gonna fly us over there in your private jet, Prez?

Oh, I'm quite confident. After all, I was born to be an entertainer. Aaand do I get a reward for filling the gauge all the way up?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 「 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎. 」 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀

So if I don't feed your ego enough, you'll kill me? Gee ... how sweet ...

Oh, really? And what influences this gauge of yours?

Wait— seriously? ... Well, I guess if you kill me, I'll be dying in the happiest place on Gaia! Hit me up when you're actually free for once, President. It'll be an all-day affair.~

Maybe. If only to see your reaction to things — Mr. Big Bad ShinRa actually living life like the rest of us peasants. Should be amusing!

Hmm... that depends! Do you want me to?

You're so proud to be on the wrong side of history, huh? Is it the fame? Is it the daddy issues? Aren't you tired of being a grade A jerk? Maybe you need to go on a little trip to my old workplace. See some pretty girls, play some games... Bet a vacation'll make you less of a heartless bastard.~

Soooo disappointing. Some teeny, tiny part of me maybe hoped that you'd be different than the rest of your scumbag bloodline, but... Guess whether or not that's true is also a /surprise/, huh? Booo...

Planning to use my kind heart against me, are you? Or am I just making assumptions about your intentions? Kind of hard not to after /everything/, but you're free to correct me.

Wouldn't quite use the word "disappointing," sir. How about, mmm... "compassionate"? And would you define what you mean by "interesting," pretty please?

Because my friends and family live there! Noooot sure if you'd know about any of that, Prez. Hah! Psych... ... I won't pretend to know your relationship with your dad. That kind of thing ... ... ... must have been complicated, huh?

I wouldn't quite say they're "mine" ... And I'm sure as hell not the reason why they're disease-ridden— But it's nice to see the sun again. I used to practically live in Costa del Sol, y'know!

Seems like you're doing the same, Mr. President. Tired of your own concrete jungle?

Tired of steel skies, so I'll aim for bluer ones!