{ briefly popping in here to let mainly my ffvii moots/friends know that Vil/Sam has popped up here on bsky. Mainly in spn, but she also has a few (mainly) nsfw ffvii rp accounts. this isn't a witch hunt, or a call out (all the shit she did is over on the other site, and if anyone really wants

⟢ / hey — I’ve been a lil absent for a while 💧 but wanted to drop in to share eve’s thread bc I saw a few of my arcane mutuals are also following/followed by vil and I urge you to please be vigilant around them

If you need him, he can be found buried beneath a mountain of paperwork.

// omg isa bby

You have a natural ability to show up when not wanted nor needed.

Yuck— sounded exactly like the old man there.

Wondering who the hell hired this apparent ‘accountant’. These figures are shocking.

Stretching, stifling a yawn. Coffee time.

Well after a really unprofitable and unproductive day, he’s in the VR training room blowing off steam. He’ll probably remain in there until one of the Turks finds him or he collapses from exhaustion. Whichever comes first.

Anyways.

He should enjoy the peace… But it unsettling at the same time.

The bus pulled up to its stop in Sector 6, its doors hissing open to let the passengers out. One by one they filed out to the Midgar streets. They all had different reasons for being there: some in town to visit friends, some here for business. But for one individual, the reason was something +

// treated myself to a new phone, desperate to rp on it because typing is actually a joy???

Your lord and saviour has returned.

// happy new year guys!! ❤️

I’m not sure. I’ll get one of the peasants to look into it.

// hello, I’m alive, happy holidays and all. That sickness bug was rough af 😂

// really sorry for my absence here over the past few days, I’m not feeling that good 😭 As soon as I start to feel better I’ll be ✨back✨

Agreed. That’s why it would make the perfect gift for Elena or Zack. They seem the type to take over care of their skin.

I used it once and my face felt like quicksand had set in. Never again.

Imperial lather. Heard that stings.

Of course, both brown noses.

Elena, naturally.

It’s hard not too when you have a mug that says ‘worlds best boss.’

I have been told that once or twice before, yes.

My treat, of course.

// when you gonna start proof reading Nics 😤

Now he’s talking. McShinRa?

Certainly agree. Although, beans with sausages are the only thing this poor cupboard is offering.

We can agree on many things. But I’m glad sausages belonging in beans is one of them.

The little sausages are the jewel in the crown to be honest.

They were calling to him…

Tapping his foot, thumb and index finger pinch his roughened chin as he ponders in front of an opened cupboard in one of the executives break rooms, trying to decide on what the hell to have to eat.

// President Rufus ShinRa still makes me rofl

You’re mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

// no I can post all these treasures

// omg someone else who took likes as silent communication 😂❤️

// the fam is back together chat 😭🫶

The sarcasm is oozing from your non-existent pores.

That’s a second hobby. Can be repetitive at times, y’know?

// ISAAAAAAAAA

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Nah, you’re alright. (It would take days, and he doesn’t fancy washing eggs out of his hair and other ungodly things). You’re no stranger to my office, to the helipad it is.

Ask him his favourite hobby and he’ll tell you it’s winding Avalanche up.

Ah, so the environment means nothing to you unless it’s convenient then? I see. Yeah sure, let’s use my private jet, I haven’t poured jet fuel into the atmosphere for quite sometime, actually. Ladies first and all~

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