Urinals in mens public restrooms exist on a spectrum from "reasonable, convenient place to urinate" to "twisted social experiment"

Have to post my clips here because Discord FUCKING SUCKS and won't let me upload anything bigger than my fingernail without Nitro -_-

she's just a girlypop idk what to tell you

✷ Coelacanth ✷

day 36 - absa please its last stock absa please lock in please

Bro announcing Slade right before Grands is messed up like how are the players supposed to focus with freaking bonners?

Went to an indoor trampoline with some friends today and kinda fucked up my back from bouncing off the wall trampolines incorrectly. I suppose this is what I get when I wish for my back to get blown out on Valentine's Day and not specifying -_-

"Alright Babe, we're gonna have sex on Friday!" Horse named Friday:

Six Seven gotta be the most insidious meme ever created. I could realistically go my entire life without hearing "Big Chungus" or something like that in my day-to-day. Do you have any idea how many times a DAY I have to fucking COUNT?

Despite all my rage I'm still just Nicholas Cage

orcane my beloved #roa #roa2

Those who fart the loudest, leave their mark the proudest

A common phrase in America is "Everything's bigger in Texas." Most would assume this comes from the state's large size or a more excessive culture, when in reality it derives from things needing to be bigger to stand up to the infamous Fort Worth Gravity Well.

>turn-based >originally imported from america >heavily involves stats >extremely popular in Japan Baseball is a JRPG

Honestly, the Statue of Liberty kinda is green for an amazing reason

I've had this stupid idea stuck in my head for like a week of those weird, cursed Spongebob comics but with Amazing Digital Circus characters, I feel like there's a lot with tonal overlap

" christmas means it christmas!" - phoenix wright

Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨ Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!

Taking selfies in front to the Maxx “C”harlie memorial at Turning Point OCG

(Eating a disappointing meal): My backhanded compliments to the chef

Happy birthday Tamu! This tiny tank is 2 today

Gay robot bugs! Gay robot bugs! Gay robot bugs! My favourite Silksong boss fight for an ask on tumblr.

Out at 65th/125 at Port Prio. Expected result but I am a bit disappointed as I was feeling, confident? Like I had no evidence supporting this but I really felt I could make a run or upset people. And at times it really seemed like I could, I felt myself implementing new ideas, adapting mindset (1/?)

How guys who uhhhh... Ummm... They uhhh... When they go to the uhhh... I don't fuckin know dude it's me, I'm the guy, I wanna be held like this

Happy 1 Year Anniversary to Rivals 2! To celebrate, I decided to update a real Magnum Opus of mine from way back in my Rivals 1 era. So here it is: My tierlist of which R2 characters could eat 1 Costco Rotisserie Chicken a day for 40 days

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Out at 17th/40ish at PRGE. Expected result, not gonna beat myself up over losing to Sawstep and Kapl lmao. Happy with how I played, wasn't crazy but felt like I was consistently doing well all bracket, and had a decent (not close mind you) set with Kapl. Got a lot to work on, excited for Port Prio!

She Chien-Pao-nding me till my Sword is in Ruin

This is me btw. This is how I look and act.

o7

I played Galvan for 30 minutes and the worst thing I've seen maybe ever already happened. This character is so fucking epic dude

Watching Elkiies play chess online is quintupling my blood pressure

THEN AND NOW!!

Gerf stocks skyrocketing after finding a cardigan at Goodwill

"Eyikes! I'm cross that I have to live in the same world as this piece of shit game! This is going to leave our profits in a Mario Kart World of hurt!"

New Profile Pic dropped (figured I should get a new one since the old one was like, 3 years ago)

Outplaced my seed at Riptide! 97th/246 (Seed 156), not exactly groundbreaking but the difference between this and Majors Mansion is night and fucking day. I felt more locked in than ever, I was thinking, noticing and punishing habits, I won a game I would choke 9/10 times. Still made a lot of (1/X)

The lizard feeding experience haha

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had to draw this

Bro fuck Lucario this dude right here is the Aura Pokemon

Y'know at first I really didn't like the design of Mega-Victreebel but then I imagined him rubbing his fat belly and chuckling and now I might be coming around to it

Ain't this the shit those Androids were dreaming about?

I'm no ectotherm but I know this shit GOTTA feel good as hell

Every aspiring zookeeper must face the hellish crossroads: Would you rather have no job but no Texas, or all job but all Texas?

Who up Jackin' they All Trades?

I made this in 3 minutes