How guys who uhhhh... Ummm... They uhhh... When they go to the uhhh... I don't fuckin know dude it's me, I'm the guy, I wanna be held like this

Happy 1 Year Anniversary to Rivals 2! To celebrate, I decided to update a real Magnum Opus of mine from way back in my Rivals 1 era. So here it is: My tierlist of which R2 characters could eat 1 Costco Rotisserie Chicken a day for 40 days

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Out at 17th/40ish at PRGE. Expected result, not gonna beat myself up over losing to Sawstep and Kapl lmao. Happy with how I played, wasn't crazy but felt like I was consistently doing well all bracket, and had a decent (not close mind you) set with Kapl. Got a lot to work on, excited for Port Prio!

She Chien-Pao-nding me till my Sword is in Ruin

This is me btw. This is how I look and act.

o7

I played Galvan for 30 minutes and the worst thing I've seen maybe ever already happened. This character is so fucking epic dude

Watching Elkiies play chess online is quintupling my blood pressure

THEN AND NOW!!

Gerf stocks skyrocketing after finding a cardigan at Goodwill

"Eyikes! I'm cross that I have to live in the same world as this piece of shit game! This is going to leave our profits in a Mario Kart World of hurt!"

New Profile Pic dropped (figured I should get a new one since the old one was like, 3 years ago)

Outplaced my seed at Riptide! 97th/246 (Seed 156), not exactly groundbreaking but the difference between this and Majors Mansion is night and fucking day. I felt more locked in than ever, I was thinking, noticing and punishing habits, I won a game I would choke 9/10 times. Still made a lot of (1/X)

The lizard feeding experience haha

PORTLAND RETRO GAMING EXPO IS A @rivalsofaether.bsky.social R2CS EVENT! -2K POT BONUS -IN GAME PRGE SKIN -OCT. 17-19TH -EVERY BRACKET FREE WITH PRGE WEEK END PASS -CAKEASSAULT, STANGO, MYSTERY SOL, SOPHILO, ELKIIES, AND MANY MORE! -REGISTRY OPEN start.gg/prge2025rivals

had to draw this

Bro fuck Lucario this dude right here is the Aura Pokemon

Y'know at first I really didn't like the design of Mega-Victreebel but then I imagined him rubbing his fat belly and chuckling and now I might be coming around to it

Ain't this the shit those Androids were dreaming about?

I'm no ectotherm but I know this shit GOTTA feel good as hell

Every aspiring zookeeper must face the hellish crossroads: Would you rather have no job but no Texas, or all job but all Texas?

Who up Jackin' they All Trades?

I made this in 3 minutes

Ok so, some of my detractors might say I was "completely wrong", I prefer the term "surprised"

>Rivals 2 Trailer at EVO >Non-mecha Sylvanos shows up >Weird, futuristic portal opens up above him >Mecha-Slade falls out of the portal and lands on Sylv's back >Dan's Voice "SYLVAN JOCKEY"

Nebraska in late Summer is like if the Dark Souls poison swamps were real

Jubilee video: I debated Drift DI against 20 Melee 1-2ers

I made Pad Thai tonight. Yes it was delicious.

Putting pajama bottoms on right after they get out of the dryer is like if meth was good for you

"Boy I sure do love my moving object! It's a good thing there's nothing to stop it" The malevolent air friction:

Went 0-2 for 33rd at Major's Mansion. Honestly very mad at myself for how bad I played but now that those aren't directly in my mind I just feel motivated to work on more inconsistent parts of my play. I know I can be good at R2 and now I actually feel a drive to get somewhere.

Nigel’s plans: snack, nap, baby

Note to self: Next time I tell God I need some 'heat dome', be more specific

The main downside about working in a reptile house-esque area in a zoo is you have to be subjected to the darkest depths that humanity has to offer (people who smack the enclosure glass)

PDXRivals PNW Regional is back! CREST 4 - July 12th Top 3 placers get FREE entry to all brackets at Portland's Major, Portland Retro Gaming Expo in October! Ft: Elkiies, Mystery Sol, HKP, Gengur, and more! Registry Open: start.gg/crest4

Telling people I'm "going beast mode" but they don't know the beast is this

Didn't vanquish Skee Ball but I did finally acquire with the long-term goal

Happy Mother Day!

Being at one of life's crossroads got a homeboy feeling sullen

he’s so cute 🥺

Bro, FUCK my chungus-ass life

I was caught stealing a Full Moon Fever CD, got charged with Petty Theft

Every day I be Kraven the truth, but they just keep giving me Mor BS

Ah fuck do I piss in the Mini or Wumbo bathroom?

Jojo's fans when the thing that was very obviously and blatantly getting announced today got announced today (It's me, I'm Jojo's fans)

The Silksong 2025 announcement in the Nintendo Direct:

Chat you get $100k but you can never have the Dr Pepper beans again. Do you take the deal?

Watched The Day The Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie today