Why don't believers in the rapture ever try to help it along, a la Heaven's Gate or Jonestown?

Haaa. Suck it, Butker

Not a single democrat pointing out that this is political violence too

Suck it, Joel

Back from the vet, minus one extra $1400 dewclaw

The Daily Zeitgeist Behind the Bastards It Could Happen Here Puttin On Airs Criminal 99% Invisible

it is frustrating to watch cory booker consistently prove to be an excellent orator and a institutional opportunist

No man. The old rich white guys are not our only enemies. Your neighbor with gadsden flag on his porch wants you dead, too

Damn there are going to be an absolute shit ton of the world's worst people gathered together in one place for this funeral....

I oppose the death penalty because it only applies to poor people and it's mustn't used as a bargaining chip to pressure people out of a trial. I can still support the consequences of being a hateful filled bigot for a living. Fuck him. I hope he lived long enough to realize he was about to die

Charlie Kirk? More like Charlie Glurrrkglk

Is it "political violence?" Or is it "talk shit get hit?"

Conservatism isn't just "if we don't like it, you can't either." It's also "if we like it, you have to like it too."

Just saw some dolphins doing SeaWorld tricks. Full on flipping out of the water!

Better go see grandpa while he's still alive

Oh Gavin, the way you sent all those cops to brutalize all those homeless people really made me and all my 💙 liberal friends cream ourselves. 💦

I think with RFK Jr this would actually be believable

Betty and Ripley are slowly learning to get along

Get primaried

Kidn-ebay

Has anyone tried appealing to their sense of honor and responsibility?

I hope whoever made the new cracker barrel logo charged them a billion dollars

Wild to see all the people who have presumably been listening to his music for the last 30 years to be shocked and apalled at hearing the mildly offensive take on queer representation in kid's movies from a 53 year old gang banger turned gangster rapper and pimp cos player

The biggest obstacle to DC statehood is that 51 stars is an awkward number to fit aesthetically on a flag

Turd Way

Obama watered down the ACA and won precisely zero votes for it. Why won't anyone praise his brilliance?

Bill Clinton and the P Funk Allstars

Hell yeah!

This website is so fucking exhausting

Abundance of solid mid-budget movies

Lots of "I've been telling you all!" on this site where a whole lot of people are all saying pretty much the exact same thing

Loki is staying with me for a few days

I've been getting ads for a gambling app that lets you bet on the WWE

Dems are going to take this as confirmation that they're doing great and shouldn't change a thing

It could sure feed and house a fuckton of people

Why do this when you can more easily just steal directly from Safeway?

I showed my dog some of your stuff and she shit on the floor

No money in a cure. The money's in the comeback.

"Yeah your honor. That's that the guy we saw at the rape party. We were all just having ourselves a rapey old time together. You're gonna make sure everyone hears this, right? Make sure they know we saw him at the rape party. The one with all the teenagers."

No, no, you’re right. Kamala Harris ran a broad, inclusive and successful campaign which is why she’s president right now

Nobody knew the wallet inspector was fake

First they came for TimB33 specifically and I did nothing, because fuck that guy

I would just have a separate container of (perfectly normal) pierogis conspicuously labeled "Dersh's Pierogies" and I'd hand them over with wink and a "made 'em special just for you."

There's a pretty straightforward way to end a lifetime appointment

Why doesn't muting the vss365 hashtag work?

I've been watching old episodes of The Shield and it's funny to hear them keep referring to ICE as "Eye See Eee"

I've done acid a half dozen times or so and the experience that has stayed with me the most, is my friend looking directly into my eyes and sticking his tongue fully up inside his own nostril, a thing I was convinced I'd hallucinated until he showed me again weeks later while sober.

I want a way to block every account with a blue heart emoji or that follows more than 1500 accounts