I know I’m dead inside but I find puppy-faced, posh little ‘my dad runs Aardman Animation’ TikTok twat George Clarke so fucking annoying. And dull.

Day out in Haworth today visiting a friend. I’ll keep an eye out for my Heathcliff and I’ll try to keep my Kate Bush to a minimum. No promises though.

Alex Scott being kicked out the jungle first really does, yet again and like with Big Brother, show that the British public really don’t like confident black women. Ffs.

Well that was a tasty night of curry and wine

Going for a 4-course curry with a wine pairing tonight. *stares at clock in impatience*

It’s been seven years, and I’m still going daily Black Friday emails from companies I accidentally glanced at in 2003.

Gormenghast or A Confederacy of Dunces, please. Gormenghast would make an incredible stop motion film.

3 yr old with her dad sat in front of me. She’s looking over the seat at me…parents will never understand the horror of this situation.

I’m on a bus. I’m not happy about it.

I don’t understand. Who would buy/wear this?

Well, it was ok. Didn’t love it. Didn’t hate it. Just not sure I saw the point 🤔

Turns out my husband looks like Commander Lawrence from Handmaid’s Tale. Under his eye.

Just heard a snippet of a random song in the pub, woman singing “I’d rather be in hell than be alone”. I just don’t understand how someone can sing that. What a shitty turd of a lyric. Urgh.

The guy who’s been cutting my hair for over 10 years has had surgery on his shoulder which hasn’t worked. Means his days as a barber could be up. So gutted for him. Must be devastating. He loves it and has built a huge customer-base.

I mean, if they’re going to make it an outfit option why wouldn’t you?

What in good God’s name is this unholy abomination #TOTP

Solo lunch date

Have a lovely birthday and may your wine glass remain full! @jenbren.bsky.social

This AI Assisted Visualisation weird channel 4 news are using is such a naff gimmick. Looks shite and it’s so distracting from the awful story.

🙄🙄🙄🙄 That’s all I have to say.

Let’s see if it’s third time the charm for Perkins. After Longlegs and The Monkey I’m not getting too excited 🫠

People are surprised when I tell them I don’t have work Christmas do’s. I’d love them to be see our weekly team call where everyone sits in painful silence, no-one asks a question and half keep their cameras off. But sure, I’m going to spend my money & time socialising with them 🫠

Pfft, sleep’s for losers. 😭

The first one was genuinely one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. Criminally boring. Could have been a PG it was so tame and safe.

Used leftover roast potatoes to top a cottage pie and I got to say, best idea I’ve ever had! 👯‍♀️

Can never hear this and not think of Bullseye

Bought a lovely new enamel pan. Every bastard thing sticks to it. When poached eggs! Ready to bin the fucker.

Monday morning? More like Monday mourning. Amirite?!

Goon a movie Coc-goon

Can’t quite pinpoint the moment I went from being ‘excited’ for the German Christmas Markets* to utterly not interested but thought of going to one now makes me dry heave. * ln England, ones abroad are great

Jesus fucking Christ 🤦🏻‍♂️

I find George so unbearably insufferable. Bore off 🙄 “I’m going to do this sexy rhumba for my cancer-sick mum in the audience*” #Strictly *yeah, I’m a terrible person, soz

Wanted to make a pun on someone’s name to show how hot they were but when they’re talking about serious stuff it’s probably not appropriate. Plus it’s kinda creepy. So I’ll just say it in my head and chuckle to myself.

Take a shot every time Olly Murs says ‘lad’ 😒 #SaturdayKitchen

Housemates I’d love to have a beer with: Feyisola Zelah Teja Jenny Housemates I’d avoid like plague: Nancy Cameron (Bolton) Tate Emily Farida Gani Housemates I’ll forget instantly: The others #BBUK

Oh they’re going in on Sam/Nancy as the series villains aren’t they?! 😂 #BBUK #BBLL

Oh, Nancy. Talk about a mean bitter-Betty #BBUK #BBLL

So the public have gone with nice but dull rather than fun but imperfect #BBUK

Argh! Wanted to see if Jenny and Nancy-Sam hugged it out! #BBUK #BBLL

Jenny so should have won. Actually funny, honest, genuine, kind but not perfect #BBUK Meh to the winner 😒

My god, Emily is loud. Jesus 😫 #BBUK #BBLL

@goldhoney689.bsky.social in box me here baby

Friend’s brother on The Chase! Come on, Ponte! 💪

Sorry dogs, no walks tonight. It’s bloody awful out there!

Trying to find out info about my pension and fuck me, you’d think I was asking them to recite quantum physics in mandarin. I’ve had to ask them if they are being wilfully obtuse and difficult because they are being so fucking unhelpful 😡 after I checked I wasn’t dealing with AI bot (I wasn’t 😳).

The BBC biased thing. You have the left kicking off that it’s right-biased and the right screaming it’s left-biased. If everyone is unhappy is it doing its job 🤔 No. We all know the right lies & wants to destroy/control all forms of media. Even a smattering of +ve left news is too much for them.

Who in the flying fuck is voting for Tate? Seriously. Sat on the fence all series then he does pipe up and it’s too express sympathy for Tommy twatting Robinson #BBUK fuck off

Never fails to amaze me how Scott Mills has become successful.

Me, as a therapist: I’m listening but I all can hear is ‘wah wah waahhh!’

Going to have to mute Cameron B, find him genuinely awful 😒 #BBUK #BBLL