True story 😠

Own it 😆 #AwesomeTattoo #deathbeforecrocs #justsaynotocrocs 😜

The post-bath pigs ear hits just right 😁🐶

This was the news the Chinese people have been waiting to hear their entire lives. #winning 🙃🙆🏼‍♂️

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Tattoo coverups can be tricky. I gotta hand it to whoever this genius is. Didn't cover it. Expanded on it. Well done #awesomecoverup #tattoos

I can't decide if this is an #AwesomeTattoo or if it's just painted on 🖌🧐

This is what I have to contend with every time I want something to eat 🙆🏼‍♂️😮‍💨😆

LOL 😂😂

A toasted everything bagel-thin (take a regular bagel, remove 90% of its center, then put top 5% & bottom 5% back together. Voilà!...a bagel-thin) with a shmear of cream cheese & chives, a fried egg, bacon, smoked gouda cheese & baby spinach. Possibly healthy. Damn good 😋

It finally happened

Happy Drinko de Mayo to all who celebrate 😏🥴

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@radiofreetom.bsky.social would like a word with you...

One thing we can appreciate is all the new jokes we get to hear. To wit:

Tough times call for tough choices 🫣🫣

Once you see it, you can't unsee it 🫣🫣🤫

Good morning everyone 👋🏻☕️

I can't stop watching this like, no shirt, the 🎧 last about 5 seconds 😂. Was DJ Aldo a part of her pre-arranged funeral package? 🤔🫠 b/c wtf is this?? Then the lady gets up and walks out 😆😆💀

She exploded this year #clematis and I couldn't be happier 😍

Idc, I'm just gonna say it... Now he has two beaks on his face instead of one #BadTattoo

OK, if your dad has a "New Balance collection" it's time for an intervention

It's kind of a good tattoo, but I dunno... @kristyclueless.bsky.social

So, just a guy with smaller balls than Valentina Gomez?

"...as investors bet..." I would be curious to know who these investors are, since this is the stock market, not a craps table in Vegas. If he hasn't proven to be a bad bet by now, you have no business handling other people's money www.cnbc.com/2026/04/12/s...

Meirl 😆

This was overdue 😜

I swear to god some people need a fucking mute button #serenitynow #stfu

Any minute now...

Happy Sunday sinners. Do your worst. He forgives you. #YOLO 😆

No lies detected

My Easter weekend is complete 😂💀

Be careful what you wish for...

Follow me for all your zombie apocalypse survival tips 🫡 #TheMoreYouKnow 😏

Good morning everyone 👋🏻☕️🦝

Read it again.

"60% of the time, it works every time" 😆😆

There'll be more room above the name than below, so maybe write IMPEACH or JAIL or FUCK above the name. So many Trump bills are likely to be defaced that it will probably become a news story and a social phenomenon, and Trump will find that his exercise in egomania has backfired.

Somebody's getting held back a year... 😆😆

Some say this can't be coordinated enough to have any impact. I'm retired but fuck!, let's do this!! ✊🏻💪🏻 #ditchthisfool

Here's a rabbit in a pancake hat. Looking pretty dapper, really 🐰🥞🎩

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I guess that's one way of doing it #funnytattoo

Who didn't see that coming? www.axios.com/2026/03/25/i...

Good morning everyone 👋🏻☕️

#AwesomeTattoo 😄