Love it on Sunday nights after I’ve meal prepped for the entire week when it’s like a game of Jenga getting everything back into the fridge

Me trying to sanitize my posts to resume wholesome content at the end of the weekend after remembering I posted hog Friday night

Sleep score of 99 and out the door to the gym at 6:45 on a weekend morning, it’s going to be a productive day

Cleaning, laundry, and getting caught up on Real Housewives of Potomac, lit Saturday night yall

About to go walk in 82 degree weather, might be getting a lil sweaty

Double fistin’

Saw some degenerate at Costco wearing an Alligator Alcatraz t shirt

Another Saturday morning, another unintentional 4:45 wake up. At least I’m consistent…

When you’re tipsy enough to post for #fcf 😮‍💨

Currently manspreading and trying to appear unwelcoming at the bar in order to save the barstool next to me for the bf

Finally time for that Friday beer

Watching this degenerate’s press conference is making me want my Friday beer even more

Favorite fizzy water on sale, may have gone a little crazy

It is the year of our lord 2026, why does this one work colleague still respond to text messages with “Kk” 🫠

I skipped the gym this morning for more time in bed and now I feel like a potato

While I’m glad my cold has gone away, my senses are now overwhelmed after someone in this office burnt the shit out of some microwave popcorn

I’m okay with false spring but do we really need to be dealing with pollen already

I don’t know why but the cowboy butter spice blend sounds so sensual to me

I got turmeric powder on me when cooking dinner last night and I am still finding yellow spots on my hands

I have to work today on the holiday

I wish I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras

So the one circuit was fixed but then now come to find out the circuit my bedroom is on is now out

Gooning for this tiramisu right now

Happy Valentine’s Day with @jmacisaac.bsky.social

Just spent $350 on emergency electrical work so fuck it, I’m going for the 13% hazy quadruple ipa

Putting all my faith in a hillbilly electrician sent to my home to fix a partial power failure was not on my Valentine’s Day bingo card 🥴

Today was going great until I come home to some of the electrical circuits (including the one with the fridge) being completely out and having to call the electrician

Fresh cut

Me to myself when I’m wide awake from 4:30 onwards on a Saturday morning

It’s 5pm Friday and your girl is ready for a beer

What I’m wearing to the bsky valentine ball

My dysfunctional workplace is taking a toll on my psyche but at least we almost made it through another week

The buffalo wing flavor pretzel crisps are my kryptonite I fear

Trying to escape the feeling of dread this hump day and imagine that I’m back on the beach

Not feeling it today I’m afraid

I’m not going to be outside much at all this week but 70 degree weather is returning

my whole timeline on every app is turning into football let me log off

Logging onto Bluesky when I’m not watching the Super Bowl and have no idea what anyone is talking about

I haven’t decided what my Super Bowl counter programming will be since I will not be partaking

There’s a vegan seafood food truck at the brewery, I don’t know how I feel about that

Anybody need anything at the hardware store

This cold won’t go away but on the brighter side, I got 8.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep

I maybe would’ve put “not” in the same color otherwise people may get the wrong message 🤷🏻‍♂️

At the Highland Games and ready to see some men in kilts

On the mend but might as well take a sick day given I have 2,000+ hours of sick leave 🙃

Under the weather and not feeling very brave about it 😖🤧

I have to get new tires in either March and April and then 6 months of car insurance is due in May, maybe I should fuck around and open another credit card to get another bonus of some sort

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

becoming important at work was a mistake, but it dwarfs in comparison to the ongoing mistake of also being reliable and competent