I need to make chicken thighs basted with Franks Red Hot more often since this is hitting the spot (and also helping clean out my kitchen)

Ever since seeing the Stop! That! Train! trailer I’m now wanting to say it looks like a stormaganza is coming every time it looks like it’s about to rain

Don’t mind me, just flailing around in my office trying to swat this fruit fly that’s been circling me for the last hour

Finding out in the same week that my little dinky town will be getting an Ollie’s and a Sprouts, maybe 2026 won’t be a complete flop year after all

I need to find another trip to plan since work has been trying to take away any modicum of enjoyment from my life

They should’ve interviewed @gaymer.fit for this article

We dragging this morning

Current mood at the office

Breakfast tacos on a Tuesday? I guess I’m feeling more ambitious than I thought

Today’s episode of fridge raid/kitchen clean out chronicles: random noodle bowl with flank steak salvaged from freezer purgatory

I would like that two hours back now

I’m not yet mentally prepared for 90+ degree heat for the next 4.5 months but I’m afraid it’s here

Going to Sunday service today (a matinee of Devil Wears Prada 2)

Someone from work just texted me a legal question after I’ve consumed multiple beers

Managed to be semi productive so I think I deserve a beer (like I wouldn’t have gotten one anyways)

I have not just one but two pimples forming on my face

Maybe I have enough beverage options now

Achieved the unthinkable, my body allowed me to sleep in until 7am on a weekend

Finally procured the coveted Friday beer

This week is finally almost over

Southern Decadence weekend with @flbeachman.bsky.social now booked 🙃

Dinner of happy hour margaritas and truffle fries I’m afraid

To no one’s surprise, I am weak

Here I’m trying to be good during the work week and my mom is trying to coax me out to happy hour

Do I have to go to work

Are movies only out at theaters for 2 weeks nowadays? I was going to take my mom to Devil Wears Prada 2 this weekend and it appears it’ll have already stopped playing at both theaters in town 🫠

Turns out the week goes by much slower when you’re no longer on vacation, who would’ve thought

microdosing caring about work

Oomf just told me he thought I was only 30, I’m going to ride that high all day

Struggling today

Does this still count towards Towel Tuesday

This stuff was on sale so I’m curious to see if it lives up to the hype (I know I’m late to the party)

Actually have to work all 5 days this week and I’m not happy about it

How many trips to Lowe’s will it take to mulch my garden 😵‍💫

Anybody want to come over and grill some flap meat

You know it’s Mother’s Day when there are a whole bunch of lost men wandering around the supermarket at 8:30 in the morning

Already getting hungry waiting for brunch with the parents at 10

Woke up at 4:30 again this morning and couldn’t fall back asleep, I guess it’s time to get up and make some coffee!

Walked over a half a mile in a steady rain home from the bar

Just barely home from a 9 hour car ride and already walking to the local watering hole

I don’t know but Egg and Butter Road sounds very appealing to me

Successful first pilgrimage to Dollywood

People standing in line for this rollercoaster are eating popcorn and a pickle in a pouch 🫣

Dollywood with @rshular13.bsky.social today

I guess I need to be posting more waterfalls and less peen for engagement, okay got it

I don’t think most of you are eligible for this t shirt yet

There’s a beer on draft at this brewery called “Breakfast Juice” - I think I’ve come to the right place

Chasing waterfalls

It’s a little rainy in the mountains still but we are determined to do some hiking today, damn it

How is it that I can take a much better nude in a hotel room when I look like a busted can of biscuits when I make the same attempt at home