Less than an hour into the workday and people are already pissing me off

Having my last meal of Thanksgiving leftovers finally

Well I passed on the Dumpkin Spice but they got me on the Dingle Bells

I guess the crunchy poppers haven’t taken off since they’ve found their way to the clearance rack

That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about

I go to the gym at 5am during the week but something about dragging yourself out of your warm bed to go at 7am on Sunday seems like you’re moving heaven and earth

The winter spiced cranberry Sprite Zero honestly slaps (not a sponsored skeet)

Had a semi productive day so going for that golden hour beer

Fresh cut

About to destroy a Korean fried chicken sandwich, wyd

Seems like a logical place for a nap

Just got a Teams notification from a colleague

Almost 9 hours of sleep for the third day in a row, I am on a roll this weekend

I guess this was the right time to go to Costco

I’m not at my regular place and the bartender served my beer in a plastic cup while the next customer got a glass pint

Got gym and walking done so naturally I’m having a brew now

Who knew people were so passionate for the opossum

I forgot how much of a hoochie I feel like in these short Jed North gym shorts I haven’t worn in forever

The family dog giving me side eye after being taunted by Thanksgiving cooking smells all day

This may shock you but I’m feeling kind of stuffed

Just procured my first gingerbread latte of the season, inject it into my veins

May you have a happier Thanksgiving than Dorothy Zbornak as Turkey Lurkey

Was planning to make sweet potato curry for dinner tonight but I can start to feel the laziness seeping in after a couple of beers

My mom just used the 😏 emoji in a text and I’m a little weirded out

Finally brave enough to try the quadruple (13% ABV) IPA

I purposefully made my final Thanksgiving grocery run early this morning and asked my mom what she needed and of course now she texts me that she forgot about fresh sage

Have I mentioned that I really love sweet potatoes

9 hours of sleep and slept in without an alarm til 6:30am on the first day of the 5 day weekend, I’ll take it

Eventually I need to stop shopping/browsing for myself and start Christmas shopping for gifts for others 🙃

It’s going to be a good day since it’s the last office day of the week and my gym nemesis isn’t at the gym this morning

Underwear and Arby’s coupons in today’s mail, things are looking up

All the articles saying you don’t need to wash your Thanksgiving turkey made me think of this gem

Trying to stay strong but another 2 dozen donuts were brought in today

I’ve been dutifully watching this package’s progression

8.5 hours of solid sleep was just what the doctor ordered

Nothing grand and some of the lights are out, but we did it Joe

To start Christmas decorating today or be lazy, that is the question

Me when the temperature goes below 70 degrees

Resy statement credit coming in clutch for brunch

@northflagay.bsky.social and I out on the town 🥰

@flbeachman.bsky.social is in my territory

I love the week before Thanksgiving since sweet potatoes are 49 cents a pound at the grocery so I’m about to make sweet potato everything

The neighborhood brewery is now serving a hazy quadruple IPA (13% ABV) which is truly insane but in a good way

Sadly SNL is not new this weekend since the Mamdami/Trump summit in the Oval Office today has all the makings of an opening skit

Finally Friday

I’ve sadly had to put in more than minimal effort at work today, thank you for your support through this difficult time

I momentarily thought while getting ready it was Friday and then remembered it’s still only Thursday

So far have successfully avoided the 2 dozen donuts brought into the office this morning

I am not a fan of days like today where I had to pack both lunch and dinner to eat at my desk at the office *pout*

Caught myself mistyping “Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation” as “Feral Deposit Insurance Corporation” in a document, whew