Apparently, I look like Eustace Gristle?

Makes a nice change from a KKK gown, eh folks?

Yes.

Keir Starmer made me look like a complete and utter tit today in PMQs, didn't he? Should have gone with Nigel Farage on his latest jolly up! You've got to admire how Baron Silas Greenback sticks two fingers up at the electorate peasants, rather than do an honest days work for once in his life?

Anyone care to hazard a guess, as to what my weekly intake of booze is?

I've had three shredded wheat this morning and I'm still a painfully thick twat.

Gotta be honest John, I thought t'music were a load of shite!

HEIL TAXI! - Keir Starmer ungracious bastard saying Nigel Farage "... can't even lead a party that fits in the back of a taxi". Unsure if James McMurdock is allowed to get into a taxi, what with his assault conviction! I don't miss Rupert Lowe in t'Uber, always asked driver if been on long! 'Appen

How dare you divulge I'm uncircumcised! I will be instructing my legal team to contact you.

Rupert Lowe. What a complete twat?

Well thank you for your kind words Lee. That goes some way towards an apology for removing the whip from me.

Few sum up the arrogant, misogynistic, bullying, gammony, greedy white cunty old boy network, quite like Rupert Lowe does. Allegedly ;)

Anyone else think that I look like an extremely thick and hateful parsnip?

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

Hi! I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.

Size 18 collar and I've got a brass neck.

Your a alfa mail lee a propper bloke smokes fags drinking ail and eyes up the birds you shud leeds are cuntry you propper ard bastard

This is your occasional reminder, that I have the IQ of a peanut.

Blimey, this lefty softie is saying I'm a flipping sponger! Flaming cheek of it!?!?

'appen, using a vending machine to get t'wagon wheels dispensed correctly, worst than child birth is that! I say, is that!

I'd probably chow down dog food for £20. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Another two of Lee Anderson's 'not far right thugs'. This pair hurled objects at Potters International Hotel in Aldershot, Hampshire, on 31 July. Howell, also assaulting an emergency worker. #30pLee

GB Noose pay me £50 a month to be affiliated with them on me Twitter. Proper flush with KKKash me! Jingle jangle!

Rachel Reeves was right during #PMQ yesterday, I've been at more parties than Leonardo DiCaprio.

I have sympathy for the farmers but if you have a £5m asset and only £30,000 profit, then when you are in the streets protesting about the asset value, I think it is reasonable for people to ask where you were over the previous two decades when the profitability was destroyed.

People ask "Lee, why are you a proper 'ard Northerner, with a hateful outlook towards Migrants?". I baptise meself daily in t'brine from jar of hot dogs and recite all four of the original versus to "God Save The King". Patriotic gammon! Let's take our Cuntry back folks!

I like to think I'm like Andy McNob in t'SAS, proper double hard bastad me. Actually though, I couldn't knock out a wank! Let's get ready to rumble and take are country back!

Dawn Justice, Ashfield District Councillor, has defected to Reform UK. You could describe this as a political tsunami, but in reality, 'Fascist Osmosis' is probably a more fitting term for a hate filled vessel moving to a far right political party, which exists thanks to sinister, dark money.

What Happened Last Night? My black cab driver in London last night recognised me and we got talking about Tiddlywinks. On leaving his cab he said 'You really look like a fascist Desperate Dan'. Powerful words which I've thought about all day.

Stop It. Stop playing the race victim card! Shame on you. Anyway, here's me, absolutely not playing the race card, in April 2023.

Why has everyone taken their Poppy off? I wear mine all year round! There should be a perpetual remembrance day!

I want my country back. This is what I mean 👇 We can't play 'Chase the whippet' now that we have so many boats coming in. It's a fucking disgrace!

Eeeeeee! I'm a right nasty, angry fascist and all round thick shite!