Thought this was Ai but it’s not She really did that sh!t And posted it

When in doubt… Send her some money. It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.

Step your motion up or shut up‼️

Hemorrhoids & dingleberries? Eeee-yuckkk For once I’m happily out the loop

That’s my mayor 😏

why do you ask officer?

Zohran has done more for America in 3 weeks than Chuck Schumer has done his entire career.

Periodt 💅🏾

I just know its not Air signs. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ain’t nobody tryna humble or hate on y’all The issue is soon as ppl say you a crybaby you wanna cry about it & say you don’t cry 🙄 whole time you’re a water sign denying the waterworks Make it make sense

And y’all wonder why I took all my photos down. There’s a lot of fucking weirdos online!

*adds song to playlist*

I have CLEAR & Global Entry. Do I really need both? 🤔 I could cancel CLEAR since GE does come with TSA Pre ✅ But sometimes that TSA line can be just as long as gen pop & ain’t nun like that CLEAR VIP escort straight to the front of the line 😌

My toxic trait is I’m always late Except when I have a flight to catch of which I’m always 3 hours early

Don’t forget: gutting SNAP is literally written into Project 2025. This isn’t a mistake — it’s the plan. Every. Single. Bit.

If we’re dating and you decide to cheat on me, no amount of “I’m sorry baby” “it didn’t mean anything” “I love you” “I know I was wrong” can erase the fact that you looked at my worth weighed it against your urge and picked them over me. Cheating isn’t a mistake it’s a decision, a selfish act ‼️

Using self-checkout is an automatic “buy 1 get 1 free” discount cuz I don’t work here

Abso-fuccin-lutely‼️

Towanda said “I refuse to argue with the sick” while referencing Tamar’s mental health as she battles depression & anxiety and I just can’t understand how she could say that to her own sister

I’ve been quietly boycotting Starbucks forever but if you don’t you should respect the picket line on 11/13.

Median‼️ Which means many workers made even less than $14K last year 🤯

A lot of y’all really can’t quantify the gigantic difference btwn one million and one billion which is sad cuz that’s 3rd grade math

Wym the kitty was uninhabited for over a year and all he brought was sum fishy limp peen

Basic ass email accounts demand uppercase, lowercase, numbers, punctuations, and 12 characters at minimum but “Louvre” was the password guarding PRICELESS artifacts?! IKYFL 🤣🤣🤣

“Knowing that the recipient is too stupid to get it” 😭🤣🤣

Mind you, he's STILL THE MAYOR. 😭😭😭😭😭

Millennials across the country needed this win.

I rebuke this level of Fandom 🙅🏾‍♀️ even if it is the #Beyhive Making a conscious choice to feed a Billionaire celebrity’s pockets over feeding your actual family is diabolical

Summer of ‘16 was so fire Drake made a club banger about it but once Obama left office, it all went downhill You missed out fr fr 😢

Black women are the greatest. That’s it, that’s all.

It’s official! Mayor Mamdani wins NYC! 😆 #thatsmymayor

His name is Mayor Mamdani 🗣️ Mahm-Dah-Nee

If you’re reading this I’m sorry to inform you but you didn’t make it into the Rapture

Had a job interview this morning & now I can’t stop overthinking all the things I should’ve said 🫠

It’s a sign to BLOCK his ahhs‼️ Don’t try to understand or make sense of it just Ctrl+Alt+Del before that headache turns migraine ✌🏾

Instead of something to cry about they gave us shit to drink about chile

the older I get the more I understand the power of praying for discernment & clarity daily, it will literally save you

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Siri, play Emotional Rollercoaster by Vivian Green

Reminds me of the 1st time I took C4 😩 I thought I gonna die but turns out the itching is how you know it’s working 🤣🤣

ICYMI: the lockdown of 2020 had the whole world “bored in the house & in the house bored” for an entire YEAR 🫤 Feel free to go back into lockdown if ya want but the rest of us is outside making up for lost time Every wknd Bcuz we can

Can a married person be your wingman? 🤔

This is so positive

Black Americans faced 400 yrs of slavery YTs facing 375 yrs imprisonment for enslavement The math is mathing #FAFO

If you have breath, you have options 💡

I make a post ➡️ You quote it I go to comment ➡️ Comments disabled Quote your post? ➡️ Quotes disabled Wtf bro? 🫤 I got sh!t to say too

Say what you want but small talk at work is the most annoying sh!t ever Every Monday is about what ppl did over the weekend. Every hump day “you can’t wait for the weekend”. Every Friday is about your weekend plans. Rinse & repeat for 52 wks IDC. Shut up! 😩

70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary