I have had the flu for six days. Which means tomorrow, some chick with stringy hair is coming out of my TV to kill me.

I truly wonder if people who never ask questions during conversations realize they never ask questions. I'm curious about everything (I'm constantly asking questions)...but damn, once you notice they haven't asked a single question during a convo it almost becomes a game to see if they will.

Don't just stand there 🍑😋 📸 @hollywoodbruisers.bsky.social

A bedtime story in four parts…

Not bad for 52…

Who wants to come between him and his Calvins...? @mrbradford7.bsky.social

Can we impeach the pedophile rapist already?! Bill Clinton only got a fuckin’ blowjob for his.

Fixed today's paper for them. Fuck this entire Nazi Regime. Fuck every Republican who backed this Nazi Regime. Fuck every coward in Congress and every corrupt SCOTUS who gave this American traitor unchecked power. They all belong in jail. Forever.

Just slow down. Take a minute. And breathe... Starring @dczyk.bsky.social

Actually, you are more than "just a hole."

The amount of times I have seen The Princess Bride and When Harry Met Sally... I mean, I can't count, it's inconceivable! But I had no idea about Mr. Reiner's political altruistic campaigning and philanthropy. What an absolute legend.

Ho, ho, ho... Happy holidays from @gymcrushchris.bsky.social and @swcollegeboys.bsky.social Oliver who both made the Naughty and Nice lists. 😈🎅😇 Shot for coyotejocks.com

Real good vibrations… starring @brodaddyxx.bsky.social

The dreamboat @beaubutlerxxx.bsky.social in a reflective #tbt (Just out here trying to distract you from the insanity that is our country right now. Hope it helps, even if only for a minute.)

Alright. Who wants to take him for a ride…? On yer bike, starring @stevendehler.bsky.social #humpday

This #mcm brought to you by my shoot for CoyoteJocks.com from a while back with some outtakes of the ridiculously handsome Joe DeMatteo (anyone know his @?). Such a sweet guy. So fun to photograph. And just so unfussily sexy.

Four months ago in Alaska. Possibly the butchest I’ve ever looked.

Outtakes with the pool boy… 💦 Have never posted these anywhere, and they’re not even retouched, but I love these shots of the beautiful @scusemydick.bsky.social from a shoot we did over a year ago for Coyote Jocks (obviously minus the jocks) out in Joshua Tree. What an incredible man he is. #fbf

Yee-haw… #fbf with the rec-room cowboy Dillon

Couch commando... starring the ridiculously handsome Nathan. #mcm

Game boy @milesfallon.com and his super cute face and literally perfect dick.

Kiss kiss bang bang... starring Kevin

Wanna come over after class and hang out in the rec room? Starring @hazelhoffman.bsky.social and @gymcrushchris.bsky.social shot for coyotejocks.com

Just wanna say: Fuck every Republican in government for allowing a child raping sexual assaulting Nazi loving convicted felon misogynistic asshole of the highest order to ruin this country in less than a year. I hope every one of them stands trial for their role in helping to destroy our democracy.

#tbt: 11/19 12:01am 📸: 14 hour shoot day 😴: 5.5 hours 📁: Next-level tired 🧔‍♂️💦: Kiehl's Midnight Recovery

Thoughts while watching the trailer for Wuthering Heights: That is the sexiest font I have ever seen in a movie trailer. I will be listening to this song on repeat for the next hour. Jacob Elordi licking a wall is my new kink. Fuckin’ hell I miss Romance with a capital R. youtu.be/ioqY6DVmkPE?...

Ok, who did this?! 🤣🤣🤣 @mrbradford7.bsky.social by @hollywoodbruisers.bsky.social

TGI #FCF

Saturdaze. 😵‍💫

Endless summer pool daze... starring @andrewdelta.fans

July 4th 1776: Second Continental Congress signs Declaration of Independence, declaring the 13 Colonies free and no longer subject (and subordinate) to Britain’s King George III. July 3rd 2025: 119th Congress signs death of democracy & approval of a fascist state under rule of wannabe idiot king.

I’m turning 52 this month. I’m in a bit of a state of shock because, honestly, in my head, I’m still a 32-year-old curious-about-everything idiot who has no idea what he is doing... 52<—>32*

You know what day it is... #humpday starring Andrew.

Holiday Bruisers: #FBF with Chris on an island in the Caribbean 🏝️

Yeah, I don't care if this is gay baiting. This video is so Bruisers coded (c'mon with those crop tops and head bands and sunglasses), just gonna watch it all day. Any artist who can take the piss outta themselves like this is fine by me. (Fun tune, too.) #bensonboone www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL19...

Really need Democrat politicians to go harder and start calling the Republican regime for what it is: Nazism. Republicans are breaking our Constitution on a daily basis. It’s not intimidation anymore. It’s the destruction of our democracy with full-blown Nazi fascism.

Getting back to it…

The man I could photograph forever... @mrbradford7.bsky.social #monochromemonday

In honor of #tomoffinland 's birthday today, a hat tip in his direction... starring hunky daddy Joe.

Non-Stop Pumping Action! Part II: More himbo gym bro pin-up dreams... starring foxy fireplug @jamler.bsky.social #fbf

Good boys go to heaven, bad boys go everywhere... #humpday part II starring Daniel (IG: @s.t.i.l.l.a)

Good boys go to heaven, bad boys go everywhere... #humpday part I starring @jaymathewx.bsky.social

Alright. Who want to rub in his sunscreen? Starring @neandercol.bsky.social in "How to make a splash without getting wet..." (And it's not even hump day.)

There's nothing hotter than eye contact... Starring @mrbradford7.bsky.social #MonochromeMonday

Petal to the metal... starring @stevendehler.bsky.social

Is summer here yet...? Pool daze with the furry Irish puptart Fiachra

Put your back into it... starring symmetrybypeter.com #humpday

Uncorkin' a bronco... starring @leodalton.bsky.social

Sorry I’m all tied up right now 📸: @hollywoodbruisers.bsky.social

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to sigh..." #humpday shenanigans starring the humpy good boy @b0ndoff1nland.bsky.social