That pen by Hegeberg was as bad as Chrissy Waddle’s in Italia 90. Ya spanner!

Interesting choice of the good people of Cassis to only allow access to female fans of arguably one of the 70’s best rock groups

Am gonna risk a traverse. Wish me luck.

Absolutely no pissing about allowed.

A plague of disembarking chavs from a cruise ship rather put a dampener on my mosey round Toulon today.

Happy Midsummer’s Day for all those that celebrate 🇫🇮🇸🇪

Ascension Day. Or as its known here “Kristi Himmelfartsdag”. Or as I like to refer to it: Christ farts in heaven day”

Gratulerer med dagen for all those that celebrate #nationalflagwavingandselvgodhetsdag

JLTs long throws are completely pointless. As blunt an attacking weapon as a satellite dish.

Memo from Comms Dept that we’re moving from American English to British English for our annual and quarterly reports. Fist pump! My work educating the locals that fortnightly is the correct term for a meeting every two weeks is paying off. Petty? Me? You bet

@panchero.bsky.social no one will complain if you use one of your free «View from» passes on that one. Utter wank.

Its that time of year when I get melancholic about winter giving way to spring. Yeah, I’m odd like that.

Not a bad view from my hot-desk in the Helsinki office today. Snowstorms and brilliant sunlight

A trip to Stockholm never fails to remind me of my roots

@tuftyclub.bsky.social Oxley reports that Wilder has a «mid range coyt» on, blatantly ignoring the TC Big Coyt Warning.

Perfect sunday recreation. 20kms in the back yard. Bit chilly at -10, but at least the sun made an appearance

What is the absolute point with JLT long throws? Utterly pointless.

@tuftyclub.bsky.social «Cooling off period? Fakk off! There’s no fakkin’ cooling off period. Caveat fakkin’ Emptor!»

Finally starting to feel a bit like Xmas

@tuftyclub.bsky.social More ammunition for @webding.bsky.social anti-airfryer movement www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I tell you what IS embarrassing. That’s ignorant and ungrateful Brits moaning about the free gift of primo christmas trees as old as the historic event that their gifting represents.

Traditional Christmas-food roasted Armadillo

Whoops, I did it again. My second jnr Jet, to complement the earlier Broadtron/P90 in surf blue. Inexpensive, but really rather lovely things.