BRUTAL GUYS!!!

Joining The Left Wing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCGU...

Starmer Drama, Hislop Hello, and Pin Badge Mania. It's all in the latest Fireside Chat, exclusively for monthly supporters! Thanks for supporting us! L&P x ko-fi.com/post/Ko-Fi-F...

NEWS: Leeds Bradford Airport hoping to break record for longest security queue. Today’s queue at Yorkshire’s Premier Airport nearly stretches as far as Yeadon. Good luck!

Looking good, sir.

Massive delays on @tpexpress.bsky.social because pissed up #RochdaleAFC fans have ripped the doors off a train. The beautiful game. @paulwaughmp.bsky.social

I love baguettes! They love baguettes! So why do #UpperCrust sell The World’s Shittest Baguettes?

Who knew about #Mandelson?

Trump’s Great Victory in Iran - #BrokenNews youtu.be/Sh2laOqOk6o

Writing some CRACKIN TOPICAL GAGS today for the latest series of Have I Got News For You with a freshly shrunken pocket Larry.

#BrokenNews: Jesus Tragedy

“The only news I ever watch” Kristi Noem

Love it lads

Hit the target every time! Like a beautiful beautiful hi tech missile… 👏

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⚠️ REVEALED: Trump's Plan For Iran - a #BrokenNews EXCLUSIVE: youtu.be/ku6N3vZL-mo

⚠️ SHUT UP: Everything is “Fine,” Say Billionaires. #BrokenNews

Then HOW IS IT ONLY THREE ONE? #spurs #football #pundit

Who Knew About #Mandelson? #brokennews youtube.com/shorts/skD3_...

This is really unclear, because it could also be the name of the show.

“Forgive Prince Andrew” Public Urged.

Andrew being arrested on misconduct in public office has very Al-Capone-arrested-for-tax-dodging vibes.

🚨 FINALLY: Justice Served In Epstein Case. 👀 Join #BrokenNews for all the details. Watch and share this report: youtu.be/DEHeex3VaOI?...

Quick one. If you think Starmer should resign over Mandelson, but yet you support Trump, please could you go and make some toast in the bath? Ta.

“The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni. Is that fair?” Oli Dugmore It’s absolutely NOT fair. This outrageous scandal must end

BREAKING: “Justice Served” In Epstein Case - #BrokenNews youtu.be/DEHeex3VaOI

#TheTraitors Soundtrack Recording Session #1. #TheTraitorsUK

#TheTraitors Soundtrack Recording Session #2. #TheTraitorsUK

I'm thrilled to be on the judging panel for this year's Audio Production Awards from @weareaudiouk.bsky.social These awards shine a light on the amazing talent behind the UK’s audio and podcasting industry. Massive respect to everyone making magic behind the mic. #APAs25

Our first short play: "A Matter Of Standards" will be performed at Slung Low Shorts at the end of this month. We're very excited, and would love to see you there. Details here: www.slunglow.org/shows/

and another stunning goal from those remarkable, unbeatable, forwards Larry & Paul. They are truly the finest strike pairing in Leeds - sorry Mr Farke it had to be said. Give them a pocket of space and they'll pick it . . .

⛔️ ICYMI: Climate Change RELEGATED In News League Table? 🙏🏻 Please watch, like and share this special #BrokenNews report. youtu.be/9iliETR1krk?...

😮 SHOCK: Climate Change RELEGATED From The News Agenda? ⬇️ Watch and share this #BrokenNews League Table Special to find out what’s going on. youtu.be/9iliETR1krk

🚨 SHOCK: “Lovely Man” Who Slaughtered His Entire Family, Had “Never Done Anything Like This Before.” 👇🏻 It’s #BrokenNews. Please Watch and share. youtu.be/cHOi9Sfr-ug

⚠️ BREAKING: Public Set To Vote For Which Billionaire To Eat First. 🙋‍♂️ Which billionaire would YOU eat, and how? Let us know in the comments, watch this very latest #BrokenNews report then share far and wide! youtu.be/K_0e6Wz7aN0?...

Loads of @bookingcom.bsky.social customers are facing “Hacker, huh?” error message after sending payments. The £s are taken. The actual bookings don’t appear to exist. Booking.com says “we don’t have any issues”. Serious problems. @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com @skynewsrss.bsky.social

Can I get it a bit sooner please?

Put. Them. In. Jail.

🔴 BREAKING NEWS: America Insists They're "Not The Bad Guys." 👇🏻 Watch & share this very latest report from #BrokenNews NOW. youtu.be/NDIoZNd_adY

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As someone who has flown both Singapore Airlines & Jet2 in the last 6 months, I can confirm that this report from Derket McMichaelsboroughford is 100% true! What a lovely story…

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: Competition Is “Taking Off” For The World’s Worst Airline Awards! 👇🏻 Watch the latest report from #BrokenNews for all the juicy gossip from the runway! youtu.be/tNTFRLbNHOg

Mouthwatering.

🇺🇸 LATEST: America Set To Crown Its First King. All Hail King Elon! 👇🏻 Please like and share this morning’s #BrokenNews report. youtu.be/FtdC5-JDMPM?...

I don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone. Happy #CoronationDay from #BrokenNews youtu.be/FtdC5-JDMPM

These guys are 100% correct (even if they are from L**ds)

Now you know!

🛑 LATEST: What Is Ethnic Cleansing? 👇🏻 Let #BrokenNews explain all in their latest report. Please like and share this message. youtu.be/XFG4IE6XsYQ?...