Y'all ever play Crystal Caves?

I'm so woke I think Zendaya should be in everything. Supergirl? Zendaya. Spiderman? Zendaya. Ron from Parks and Rec? Zendaya. Spongebob? Elle Fanning Dan Rather? All Zendaya.

It's one of the better job app platforms, imo, but iCiMS looks like shit.

Just applied to a job that wanted a portfolio and they had an upload button... AND ...a text field for a link. I have never seen that before. Good companies ask for a link. Idiot companies still in 1998 ask you to upload a god damn PDF. Never seen anyone offer both options.

Top 5 newspaper comics, go 1. Calvin and Hobbes 2. Get Fuzzy 3. The Far Side 4. Foxtrot 5. Non Sequitur

World Cup Standings 1. France: 5-0-0, +12 2. Argentina: 5-0-0, +9 3. Spain: 4-0-1, +9 4. England: 4-0-1, +6 5. Norway: 4-1-0, +3 6. Belgium: 3-0-2, +8 7. Morocco: 3-0-2, +6 8. Switzerland: 3-0-2, +6

Reminds me of Bill Barnwell with Kansas city

I bet Lalas pronounces it like Theer-ee Hen-ree

The thing about Drain the swamp is that when you give positions / run people like Buttigieg, Emmanuel, and now Planter, is it makes it true. Congrats you made the dumbest people in the country correct about your party.

A lot of people are saying they saw this coming from the Nazi tattoo, the obvious lying, him sending “sexual texts” to a large number of women immediately following his marriage, and the domestic violence allegations, and to them I say congratulations on being psychic, can I get your lotto picks?

One minute remaining in the election season Oooookay And Graham Planter still sucks

Centerbacks, the punters of soccer.

Every man I see in public looks miserable. Who are you trying to get ready to fight bro? How's about you try to fight back a smile

FIFA refs like yeah well we're going to improperly use VAR EVEN HARDER

Weird how certain teams never get yellowed for time wasting.

Are the announcers told to ignore the part VAR plays in these games or?

Oh so now we don't review fouls at the other end?

Man no one is going to like Argentina by the time this world cup is done.

Argentina defender - surely there cannot be a man running in behind me, I will watch the ball.

But wait! A blade of grass that was out of bounds blew onto the pitch so VAR is ruling a throw for Argentina.

If you're going to VAR a foul 150 feet away you might as well review every single action on the pitch at that point.

Yeahhhhh if VAR is primarily being used to disallow goals, that's not good.

I bet old Valyria was overrated

Targaryen children scheming

Daemon and Rhaenyra are basically Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein.

Criston Cole fucked up the entire realm because he wasn't happy fucking the queen.

Canada lost whining about another country. Mexico lost doing their homophobic chant. USA lost being corrupt racist boobs. Great showing all around

Kind of funny that I have captioning on every streaming service but the ads don't have it at all.

It's more like losing to the Joe Burrow era Bengals. Are they good? Ehhhhhh I guess?

This is also true of hockey. The only reason we're competitive there is because there are like 4 countries that care on the men's side and 2 on the women's.

Airtight, we're done hosting, make the rest of the teams play in Winnipeg.

And now to ruin the mood further, here's Alexi Lalas

Well I guess that was deserved. Too many shenanigans.

Man Trump really does kill everything he touches. What a dull, wet thud.

Good god you dumb dumbs

Emma Stone isn't a real stone, she's just a person

0, 5, 1, 4, 3, 2, 9, 6, 7, 8 Most to least important microwave numbers

One time I brought a folding chair to the pharmacy line because I had been there earlier and saw it was really backed up. I waited 3 hours.

Gazillion dollar compromise How about a few more chairs in shared spaces for us folks who can't stand too long.

What if the real red card being rescinded was the friends we made along the way?

For the record this isn't a haha funny name joke, it's a not all things are pronounced like anglophones would think admission.

Me when USA is up 7-0 on Belgium this week.

Given FIFA's corruption, it makes sense to question the officiating too, no?

*looks up pronunciation of name I've only ever seen written to make sure it's not like nee- mare or something*

Mexico - Uh maybe we want to have a different start time because of the weather? FIFA, who apparently attended the Great America State Fair - pfff, weather is for pussies. Play on.

Sadly the Brazilians' cup hopes are removes sunglassess Neymar.

Ah the travails of writing. Like should this word I just made up have one b or two.

Norway is the lowest ranked team remaining at 30. Egypt is 29 at the start of the tournament / when I wrote those down. Norway is now 19th and Egypt 24th.

Huzzah!

Uh it's called Waffle House. Read a book..