Christmas lights are cheap. Got ourselves ready for a gay pride display this year. Still need orange but we’re mostly there.

(D)ump Kennedy Center. Are you fucking kidding me? How dare you disgrace such an amazing facility with your bullshit name. How dare you put your name next to a president who preached selfless service to this nation.

Reminder: Front diaper pats are just slapping someone in the balls (if they have them). Try gentle rubs. And if you need to pat stick with firm swats to the behind. #abdl #babyfur

Listening to Christmas music in Hawaiian style. It’s very nice and I enjoy it but then I think about the history and realize it’s a bit fucked up.

I’m sorry @makuus.bsky.social this is my husband for the next month. For another 35 shows I sit with him, lean on him for support and 4 times a show crank him on and off. In our production of The Nutcracker Ballet this winch operates a boat that takes Clara to dreamland

This competition is rigged! The Husky and Moot both didn’t even get to make their runs on TV!

Item on our grocery list. @makuus.bsky.social has opinions. lol

I find it quaint that banks still use the term “eStatement”. With the lowercase “e”. It reminds me of the good old days of the internet. When everybody was just trying to download as much free porn and music as possible, and not monetize their conspiracy theories.

I need a clapper mod for my home automation to recognize two claps for turning on/out the lights. Who markets a HomeKit comparable clapper?

Working a “Christian Persecution Summit” with such hits as “how Christian persecution is growing globally” and “confronting rising hostility toward Christians and defending religious liberty”. Turning off my brain now and just taking their money.

I got found out.

If anyone is in DC today and hears a flyover of Arlington it’s for a good family friend who was shot down and held in captivity in Vietnam for 2,657 days. He lived a full life after never wanted to be defined by his captivity. A skier and sailor I spent many days on the mountains and water with him.

I have completed my 96 hour work week. Many nights of <5 hours of sleep. Time to get padded and sleep for the next 24 hours.

Today I woke up with massive big wolf energy. I just wanted to fuck and breed the hell out of a lesser being. Pulled dick through my leg gathers and bred my plushie for awhile. Then humped into my soggy diaper and let it all loose with some loud growls. #nsfw #diaperfur

You all wanna know how I feel about the current economy? I’m checking my checking, savings, investment, and retirement accounts every 4 hours.

I love this kind of history. People, places, the way they lived, and the like is so much more interesting then anything taught in my education. Wars, generals, and how many died is a terrible way to think about it how we got here. Learning about people and their collective ingenuity is fascinating.

I bought the bottle randomly and then the book. The book is a history of London Dock Rum (Navy Rum) from 1776 till 1970. The book is partially written by the master distiller of the bottle. The bottle uses historic techniques to make a one time limited edition version of the described rum.

I’m going to take my EPEE to the STY while singing an ARIA”. -IDK some crossword writer probably

I suppose it took me about 5 days to get on West Coast time. It’s fitting that I can’t sleep till 2 am on the East Coast 3 days after our return.

To answer an important question: Yes, you can get a Mai Tai at 8am at SJC airport. This is a Pilo Pilo the signature drink here.

In two hours I’ll be playing my guitar poolside at @babyfurcon.com Come relax, enjoy the sun, listen to my dad rock, and sing along if you know the words!

I want more chances to perform. I don’t want to be “that guy” at parties by always bringing my guitar but I kinda do. Put me in a corner, mostly ignore me, sing along when you like the song, politely clap. Just let me share my talent with you.

Played through my BFC guitar set. I’ve got about 75 minutes of music so if I average in nervous rushing thru songs and talking in between that should be perfect. Haven’t been practicing as much as I would have liked to build muscles and callouses but my stamina is perfectly good to go.

Leaving for BFC for a week long trip Wednesday. So of course I’m taking care of the essential things for the trip. Like detailing my car, downloading my paystubs, checking on my retirement investments, organizing my rum collection. I plan to start packing really soon I swear.

Concession recovery fee: A fee a rental car company charges because they give too many discounts. That’s some amazing bullshittery.

Todayborday is Labor Dabor! youtu.be/KBXsx1ZHgg0?...

Hardest part about my job is that my internal clock is always fucked up. Even when I’m like “I’m gonna wake up early and get shit done” my body is like “noon is early right?” The amount of GSD things I cram into 4-6pm just before my dragon gets home is crazy.

Been one of those days where every time I go past my bed I get sucked down for a half hour and have to force myself back up. Lots of shitty thoughts displaced by endless scrolling.

Snapping a string is a great sign I should probably end my 90 minute living room guitar set. Went through so much material. But as the adrenaline fades my finger tips are getting sore. I wanna keep going. More Beatles! More James Taylor! More Jimmy Buffet! More Disney Music!

TMW: You see a news article about the government sending a journalist to prison in Georgia and wonder, the country or the state, because both seem plausible.

@gopretendagain.bsky.social are certain things no longer available to ship to the US? Was looking to get a set of the can glasses and it says my addresses for those are invalid. But a case of diapers or a shirt is fine.

New tramp stamp just dropped.

I could have so much sexy underwear and reusable fetish gear if I didn’t have such a penchant for single use underwear. The things I’d get instead of my current $1000 a year fetish.

My first from scratch problem solving 3d print. The Qi charging spot in my car has nothing to keep the phone squared on the mat when you turn or brake. I’ve been using little rubber stoppers to solve the issue till now. I built a little custom backstop for my phone!

I’d love to be super accurate in my 3d prints but the more I screw around the more I feel like “eh fuk it close enough” works just as well for most of my ideas.

A few neat puppet construction things. Cookie is still built with a basket ball for the main structure of his head. And Elmo has a string of wood beaded curtain in his arm to give it some weight. Burt’s eyebrows are controlled with a middle finger loop. Oscar is painful to hold on to.

I just got to play with the puppets in the sesame street musical. The puppet wrangler just gave me a little tour. Got to try Oscar, Burt, Cookie and a Yip yip. Even though these are new puppets they still use Jim Henson’s original material types. So cool to see close up.

Someone said “How about a bowl drink?” I was happy to oblige. Scorpion Bowl in a Trader Vic’s dog bowl. 4 friends, 4 straws, and swizzles from a few favorite bars, Archipelago and Hidden Harbor.

So, a store employee neglected to scan a $25 item when I checked out. Turns out it’s the wrong item and I didn’t notice until I looked to return it. Do I take it back and have a weird confrontation? Or just keep it and avoid getting the employee in trouble.

Today’s stereotypical New York tourist lunch is Katz’s Deli. Not a gimmick at all. It is very tasty and one of the most chaotic restaurants I’ve ever been in. 8 separate counters making sandwiches cafeteria style or, what we did, table service. 1/2 Pastrami on Rye and Matzo Ball Soup.

Enjoyed two tiki bars in New York tonight. Closed one (midnight) and the closed the other (2am). Then stayed and chatted up the staff till 3am. Love NYC.

“Dedicated to Man’s aspirations towards peace through mutual understanding and symbolizing his achievements in an expanding universe.” The scale of this is impressive but how far we’ve strayed from such visions. It is amazing to see expanse here that would have been filled with people and pavilions.

I came all the way to the World’s Fair to go to the GE Pavilion and ride the Carousel of Progress and it’s just gone. What the hell?

Achievement unlocked. Leak down your leg in Times Square. #abdl #babyfur

You know what I’d like to be able to do? Fly an American Flag. But since Fascism has come wrapped in The Flag it no longer represents me or the country I believed in.

Starting Gay wrath month with a thought. The religious right hates that “the gays” have taken over rainbows, a “symbol of God’s love”. It’s just God’s promise to not be a dick again.

A roadside coffee trailer advertising their bikini baristas. Gross. I know sex sells but making your coffee Choyce because of it is creepy.

Local Coffee shop has gendered single person bathrooms. In the spirit of pride month I finally sent the message I’ve been meaning to send for years asking them to remove the man/woman signage. It’s the little things can mean everything.