Why the hell am I arguing with AI?

Why are you laughing at me? Is there something on my face? No? Is my fly down? No? I realise these are slightly tighter than the normal jeans I wear...No? Is it the cartoon inked on my arm? NO? Seriously what are you laughing at?!?

Would.

There is gonna be another Amazon worker strike. I'm going to make this really simple guys: We all know working at Amazon is trash, so maybe stop taking jobs there and then complaining about the horrible conditions? Amazon being a really fucking bad employer has been heavily publicised. Wake up.

How's this for inequality. A young driver gets the book thrown at them, but this other case an elderly driver kills two and injures a child with their car and faces ZERO CHARGES. You can't selectively apply the law and call it justice 7news.com.au/news/multipl... www.9news.com.au/national/p-p...

People are now using parent guarantors just to secure a rental in Australia... Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

He actually licked his whiskers. I'm screaming. 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶😍😍😍

So, this hotel is way too fancy for me. I feel exceptionally out of place.

The Australian political system summarised. It’s not “two sides.” It’s “two management styles for the same set of owners.”

Parents advice to their kids should be; enjoy your childhood. Like, every. single. second. Because, when you grow up, your weekends, they are going to consist of deep cleaning all your vacuum cleaners. Exciting stuff.

Perfect.

NT Roads

Sunset in Darwin, NT

Well Bsky, it was good while it lasted. Good luck keeping your user base 🫡

It really is a beautiful country.

I wish I may, I wish I might, Not hit a kangaroo tonight.

When you wake up one day and realise: Wait, when did I become 'daddy'?

Negligent discharge of a police carried HK413 semi automatic rife at Sydney Airport during an arrest. So where are the 50 alarmist newspaper articles calling for semi-automatics to be removed from police??? Oh wait, there are none because that doesn't suit the tyrannical political narrative.

Want to know what the telltale signs of a totalitarian government looks like? How about a 'government' imposed social media ban for everyone under 16, imposed by an unelected official, completely beyond reproach. You want to completely disenfranchise kids with the government Australia? Well done.

So Jurassic World: Rebirth... Kinda want my two hours back. Bad pacing, meets terrible character development, tied together with a shocking script that's trying waaaayy too hard to be funny and/or clever. Had some potential. Squandered the fuck out of it. I'm not surprised, just disappointed.

“keep politics out of kids movies” disney in 1973:

Here's an unpopular opinion.: I think you should be able to say anything you want online. I keep reading about about government censorship and defamation lawsuits raging on all the time.

In Sydney for work, but with no weekend plans.

I spent most of my childhood dreaming I could talk to my house like a spaceship... Then I grew up. Grew up to the point where I now have the money to make that wish a reality and no one is around to stop me.

Making those in-ceiling lights above my spa RGB was a great decision 👌

Somebody please explain to me why we need American pick-ups in Australia? They are suddenly everywhere and don't fit on our much smaller this-is-not-america roads. Exactly how much 'towing capacity' do you need to cart around all that fucking ego, son?

Achievement Unlocked. Spa Gotten. Sorry, you can't see my willy in this photo, keep scrolling you thirsty furries😋

I finished the woodwork today. Spa delivery scheduled for Monday Naked spa sessions coming soon. 😏 (Yeah, that side wall section comes out for the installation)

Second last day of work before my notice period expires. Boss tells me to come into the office. Boss still isn't here and it's now midday. Zero to do. Zero instructions. Zero productivity. Clearly he's being a spiteful dick because he's shitty I've quit and is now trying to mess with me.

Wait... So *I* have to now spend thousands of dollars getting my spa fenced, so that YOUR children don't illegally climb my fences and trespass onto my property, somehow get the locked cover off, and then proceed to drown in my spa. So explain again why am *I* the one paying for this?

Turns out I wanted to own my own house... just so I could be a juvenile and do stupid things like put cabinet underglow in my kitchen, because I want to, I can, and no one is here to stop me 🤷‍♂️

Most people cant afford housing. Cost of living has never been higher, or less regulated. Robot vacuum cleaners tirelessly clean our houses for us. What sort of dystopian nightmare is this?

Working nights is taking its toll. It's getting harder and harder to invert back onto days and my sleep pattern is practically non-existent.

When you're a bank, loaning a ridiculous amount of money, charging a ridiculous amount of interest and fees for 30 years.... ...and you still refuse to pay $10 more for express post to send time critical documents to your customer? Wow.

I was just about to post how bluesky has been the best social media experience for me, pretty much well, ever... Only to be confronted by a pop-up notification this very minute saying that they are introducing verification check marks. For. Fuck. Sake.

One of those big life moments. Despite the absolute nightmare and utter whirlwind it has been to get to this point. @kidsune.bsky.social and I finally, finalllllllly, went unconditional on our first home today.

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If you're not reading this web comic, you need to re-evaluate your life choices so far. ithinkilikeyou.net

Working and living with my workmates on long reach country work.... I haven't been able to make dog noises in a week. I'm dying.

One of the only upsides to working nights is that I sleep so badly that I have several crazy dreams per night. This shit is better than a Netflix series.

So this country job has been soo mismanaged that they couldn't get us the usual bottom shelf, cheap as fuck motel accommodation on this return trip. They had to spring for an Airbnb to put us up in, one charging tourist prices 🤣 Comfortable beds, great view. I'll take the wins where I can get em.

Muscled out of another home by boomers willing to pay over 700k for a house bearly worth 630, just so they can 'expand their rental portfolio'. Must be nice to be born in the right year so you can fuck over all subsequent generations with your greed while claiming just 'how much harder' you had it.

I really wanted to enjoy Wolf King, but this Netflix series has really horrendous screen writing and terrible story pacing. Under the right director, this probably could have been an awesome series with some cool anthro themes, sadly though it's really, really subpar and impressively disappointing.

How do people even BUY houses anymore? 😭 Almost three weeks of work, hundreds upon hundreds of dollars in fees for inspections and getting reports... ...and the contract falls through because the seller won't fix two very major issues with the house. I can't even right now.

So everyone who says that buying a house exciting is either lying or psychotic. This is the single most stressful thing I have ever done in my life. It's all contracts and lawyers and inspections and deadlines and ludicrous amounts of debt. Nothing about this is fun. I am not enjoying this.

The mascot for the company doing our building inspection 😆 In all honesty I didn't even know they had a mascot untill after they invoiced me.

Buying a house is complete bullshit in this country. You finally get an offer 'accepted', pander to all of their stupid conditions that they can't make up their mind about. They still won't sign the contract. Excuse after excuse. Gonna pull our offer next week. Completely over this crap.

3 hours of this. We get it. Your truck is fucked. Thanks for including the entire neighborhood in your journey.