The shiny pillow on my chair is making beautiful sparkles thru my office. What a great start to Monday

Snort #groanUp

If you have a Samsung S24 Ultra or a Samsung S25 Ultra, we are clearing out the overenthusiastic purchasing - and just for my bsky perps, I will withdraw the listing and sell in bulk, DM me www.trademe.co.nz/a/search?mem...

Whānau, remember how the far-right tried to take over Internet NZ last year and we kicked their butts? They haven't learned, and they're trying to do it again this year. Register by March 31st ($21 for a year) so you can vote in the AGM and send them packing again. members.internetnz.nz

Why does this shower skirt thing left by the Japanese boys need POCKETS when half my actual clothes don't have pockets

We can see that this is a regular toolbox in pink right? Is a regular toolbox from Bunnings or Mitre 10 more expensive? Why don't the people who need toolboxes get this one? So many questions

It's polite to credit the original www.latestly.com/social-viral...

In 1992, Bon Jovi sang "I need a woman (woman) more than a girl" - I hope so Mr Bon Jovi, at 30 (he was born in 1962), you should really be looking for a woman...

Arrggh "He was someone who was a leader in the community, a community with particular values and hierarchies" Yea, we know what kind of values. He wasn't a leader. He took advantage of a leadership position to 🍇young people for TWENTY years

Who even am I?! My mother gave me this tub at CNY and I only just finished it today. Past Viv would have lasted about 3 days. Also, I've only just now, this second seen the brand name LOL

Non-celebs jumping on the "what were you like in the 90s" trend should realise they are feeding the algorithm with time-stamped imagery. Celebs are fine, their images are already everywhere.

noooooooooooooooooooooo

OMG WTAF www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

SO EXCITED! Going to a fundraising screening of Pillion tonight...

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

Do you know how long I thought the words "brent crude oil" was the RNZ presenter talking to someone called Brent about crude oil. SO LONG, TOO LONG

I'm watching all of The Nanny, and it is amazing how many Tr*mp comments there are!

EFF is appalled by how quickly and uncritically internet restrictions are being adopted around the world, David Greene told CNET. "Even if they are under 18, or under 16, children have the right to access information, to speak and to associate.” www.cnet.com/tech/servic...

OMG if you are wanting to get rid of nice clothes and make a few bucks, but your self esteem is not up to scratch, don't go to recycle boutique. The GORGEOUS (probably not straight, but what do I know) person judges your stuff, right in front of you and is like, no, this stuff, just no.

Omg fuck off. We literally sell our superior dairy to the world, and now we're importing the crap? Whhhhhy?

You know what's missing at my Barbie dreamhouse? yea, some beersies... oh wait, this is for when Ken takes it over right?

Making a few vids where I talk to camera, mixing in te reo Māori and english. I am using Microsoft ClipChamp to take 1st pass at transcription for closed captions (YES I am correcting it before uploading) I should have hilariously taken note of all the ways it has deciphered "kia ora" (cont'd)

Just killed one annoying fly by spraying it directly with a BUTTLOAD of fly spray, it occurs to me that I basically drowned it and have gassed myself for no reason at all

nooooo ancient human women, whhhhhyyyy www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti... this might be the key to why we ended up with *gestures to all of this* today

the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex

@dallasbarnett.com this reminded me of you... I don't know why www.threads.com/@amiraithe/p...

How do we make sure everyone that is affected by this, votes? We see the same posts, like these, every election year. Yet, every time, the rich boomers who are better off under National turn out in droves, and its crickets from the demographics that matter.

The thing about people claiming innocence about Epstein is that the entire history of everything points to how this is impossible. There are ALWAYS whispers of what goes down, and the fact that there have been now zero consequences just proves the fact that it will continue to be ok to do this shit.

Volunteer fire-fighter is already legendary in it of itself, but this, this is top shelf legendary www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wellingto...

The amazing Alex Casey at the @thespinoff.bsky.social writes with such eloquence and I really couldn't say it better myself. If you have friends with deep pockets, or if you have any spare dollars to help us limp on, while we poke at people behind the scenes. thespinoff.co.nz/society/28-0...

In today’s NZ Herald

Auē!! Please sign and stand against racist rhetoric pretending to be something else... our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/st...

Omg they've upgraded the dinosaur!!!!

This... so much this

Three days before Luxo's dismal effort today, the @greens.org.nz released their predictions of what he'd say and who he'd blame - and they were 90% correct. Can't decide if that's hilarious or tragic ... #nzpol www.greens.org.nz/facts_data_a...

COME ON People's Friend!! I've been buying the People's Friend Annual for my 98 year old grandmother for years, and this year, they have #AISlop for a cover. just why

There is a clip circulating of Emily Blyth talking about their set "happening" on a nude beach for filming the final scene of some movie. And I really hate this US assumption that everyone in the world treats nudity with the same prudishness, I know its done for laughs on Fallon. But urgh

I donated... did you? @knowyourstuffnz.bsky.social saves literal lives, and here we are in the midst of Festival season

@getcaughtliving.bsky.social will you be on Paddock this year?

Sigh

Ok I get what they're doing... but they are literally soliciting these pics... I mean, come on

Advert for NJK Asian supermarket has a slight hiccup

I'm so cynical I read this as a description of Tr*mp from the beginning and only got that it was a joke when I got to the end. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Its 2026. It has been 10 years since I wrote this blog. The messaging stays painfully relevant vivianchandra.com/portfolio/th...

In his 2019 memoir The Threat, former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe quotes first-term Trump saying Venezuela was “the country we should be going to war with, they have all that oil and they’re right on our back door.” zeteo.com/p/venezuela-...

For those wondering who the Massey professor is pushing this 'too much holiday' narrative on 1 news, I point you to the NZ Initiative website. This is just blatant atlas neolib propoganda being enabled by Jason Walls' softball journalism. #nzpol #atlasnetwork www.nzinitiative.org.nz/about-us/our...

Fucking hell

Meri Kirihimete Aotearoa from Bhārat Gaṇarājya (India) - photo taken by me of an actual Christmas Camel!

I have so many questions. Why one eyelash? What are you doing with your hands? Why haven't you actually got sale merchandise clothes on?

Fucking Google Photos. I accidentally open it. It decides to sync all my photos from my phone. (I use onedrive and only have free gmail). So when I realised that (after my Gmail said that it has run out of room so I couldn't email anymore) I deleted the photos & it fucking deleted them off my phone