he's so eyeballs

blue diamond almond products are a kind of collective illness or hysteria

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pwetty

i wish there was a red bull i could drink like water that has no caffeine and i have an infinite supply of it

this router is like if i was a router

every time i use an algo feed on this website it's like a 1/16 chance its a post in the exact same register as last repost but 100% seriously and unflinchingly from Joe Dropshipper

Freaking ai slop taking our jobs and ruining our planet!! Now excuse me while I go drive my car to pick up some comfort steak from walmart because I'm anxious about my Disney internship starting tomorrow. Also my parents own emerald mines

it takes so much effort whenever people are like can you believe they’re doing pre-orders for GTA6 without any gameplay to be like don’t worry there won’t be any gameplay when you install it either!

"if not now then when" absolutely life changing turn of phrase. i finally understand everything

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syncthing sucks

Looks like I'm just Brian pudge now. 🎨: @gorilladrama.bsky.social (2024) 🐶: @huttser.bsky.social #NSFW #NSFWFurryArt #FurryArt

KyleTheMusicHusky: [album from last year's rym top 100 chart selected at random] theres a reason we stopped talking about this album so quickly and you're not going to like it.... Patreon link in bio: Kyle Fredrickson is creating Cultural Commentary. 2 members. $31/post.

What do you think the fridge sees at 2AM? #fatfur

[making no effort to catch up on the discourse] girth of the author

my back zits #GrahamsBackZits

Ough! Obese dragon dads 💕

happy juneteenth 🫵😊 ‼️ give me money for drugs and porn. ko-fi.com/0o0o000o0oo0

life has canker sores but also life has orajel for the canker sores

yawn so loud they can hear u from the space rocket

i zooted

from "noto fonts"

are you moving forwards or backwards

drums my belly