I'm your problematic fave's problematic fave

Shut up, Ray Parker Jr. Bustin' actually makes some of us feel TERRIBLE

Wariozempic

More like Joely Rogan Expire

More like George Bish

Peggin' Thee Stallion

Me after eating 2 fiber gummies

Reskeet with your mental state

Do you guys ever just stop what you're doing and scream like Tom

I'm such a hillpilled impossible taskmaxxing bouldercel

not getting post on sundays

I think it's cool that McConnell shit his pants in front of everyone actually. Very alpha

don't talk to me until I've had my fluoride

31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP

In honor of Sinéad O'Connor's memory, here's Joe Pesci getting his greasy shit rocked by a child vigilante

Society wants you to refuse the load

bully my dog

I'm such a fool for missing "Sloppenheimer" even though it was right in front of my eyes. Fuck, I gotta come up with something else... uhh... she Barb on my knarb, and imMattel everyone about it? Yeah?

If you got a fat ass: Have a beautiful day

repost with a banger pic of you

Do you think there's an audience for a "Songs To Get In A Car Accident To" playlist? Like songs that either would or wouldn't be embarrassing to have playing as emergency responders come up to your car

girl dinner

Introduce yourself 1 book 1 movie 📽️ 1 album 1 tv series

What is this woke nonsense? Where did their pajamas go? They're not even in pairs! Lord have mercy.

I'm saving lives by accepting the Marlboro coupons and rewards addressed to one of the previous owners. Think of how bad he'd want to "spark up" if he could set his beer down on this bad boy!

I only joined so i can freely call people the C slur (cis)

Devastated that my wife doesn't even know what a cooper is. Like what the fuck is she gonna do if our barrels with suspenders break and I'm not around?

I can't give you my strongest bombs because my strongest bombs are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest

Time to let this shit fly baby