If you only go to furry conventions for the room parties, you aren’t going to a convention, you’re going to a hotel. I fear furries have lost the plot

I decided to start working out just to lose some weight this year. I set up the Apple fitness app because I was curious. The next day, I was greeted with this lovely notification from the fitness app. I guess now I’m training to escape horrors beyond my own imagination.

I got that dawg in me

Finally saw FNAF 2, literally just got out of the theater. It was peak

be me mostly living on bsky now curiosity gets me check furry twitter first post I see: “THIS FANDOM IS A PRISON” oh god who touched who click tweet it’s a decently produced song about tails open comments furries calling it cringe furries closes twitter returns to the Bluesky

winter cowboy

Scooby Doon’t I’m a fucking genius

Really frustrating that the person who’s delivering packages doesn’t come to our door to deliver things, and instead leaves a slip in our mail box so we have to wait an extra day for our packages to get delivered. Classic USPS

If you can’t see, I am Clancy. 📸: @frooxius.bsky.social

@cheekface.bsky.social saw this at Walmart and it made me think of you.

All I’m gonna say is if you book the ADA section at a concert, brag about not being disabled and getting ADA, and then proceed to shove someone with a cane just to get close to the artist, you are a horrible person who deserves horrible things.

Hey Jimmy! Gimme a sheath with NOTHIN’

‘‘Twas my birthday yesterday. Had my first alcoholic drink, a blue Hawaiian. How do you guys drink more than one of these???

They turned me into a fucking skeleton. God dammit

AJR haters piss me off. Media literacy is dead.

Idk but there’s about to be 0 (I will eat them all)

Watching the lights at a rave and knowing I’ll never get to be on stage with lights like that until I like, actually beat my perfectionism hurts man :,)

Jfc stop blasting your shitty music in the halls and walkways at cons. If I wanted to listen to breakcore beats and a bed squeaking over lyrics I can’t understand I’d go to the rave. Not only does it attract a crowd but it’s extremely overstimulating.

When I said I wanted to see Hamilton 10 years ago I didn’t mean I want to be living through it.

It’s official guys, I’m the funniest person.

Happy 10th birthday, Blurryface! 🎉🖤

When the band you’ve wanted to see for years comes to your irrelevant hometown randomly and you can’t afford tickets

Anyone else notice how the intro sound of Disease by Lady Gaga sounds basically the same as the intro sound to Jumpsuit by Twenty One Pilots?

Power To The Local Dreamer.

Making collars for dealers den. What kind of rocket scientist found out how adjustable collars work. Took me like 1 1/2 hours to figure it out. Anyway look at the collar! It’s nice and good methinks!

A writers block that lasts 2+ years isn’t something that I would wish upon anyone. I can’t get anything I want done and it’s so frustrating. Staring at a blank music project. Staring at a blank page. Just… unable to do anything. Ugh.

Hi can my 3 year long groundhogs day be over yet I’m tired of living in a constant battle of bad news and being let down k thanks bye

And now, back to work. Thank you for an amazing #FC25 Same time next year?

Are you ready to get spicy? Tonight at 9:30 PM we will be hosting Whiskers & Wit: AFTER DARK in the Mariott Blossom Hill (NOT THE ALMADEN) at #FC25 Now you can cuss, make sexual jokes, and not have to worry about corrupting the innocent youth.

Bomb voyage deserved to get banned from FC. He deserves to be banned from every con. Using the R-slur, using prop-weapons where it’s not allowed, transphobia, and so disability as an insult, AND THREATENING FC. You are not welcome in this fandom.

Come defy gravity at the Whiskers & Wit: Improv Games For All! Panel in the Hilton San Carlos at #fc25 We’re holding space for you 💖💚

Happy #fursuitfriday ! I got a little thirsty… Tummby ach.e..

To anyone who wanted to attend whiskers & wit at #FC25 , please read this! Hope to see you guys there this @furcon.bsky.social

The cinnamon roll store that was near FC is gone and I am absolutely DEVASTATED.

Very nervous for my improv shows at FC2025 this year. I unfortunately got some of the smallest rooms, and I got booked at the same time as another improv show at main stage. I’m super grateful for the chance, just very nervous. I hope to see some of you guys at Whiskers & Wit!

Hey can I start 2025 over rq

Not only are we absolutely THRILLED to be 75% funded, we've also got a couple goodies to show off! Check out our Kickstarter update to see our shirt and pin concepts today along with a bonus update: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bli... #sonicthehedgehog #sonicfan #sonicmovie3 #sonic

I GOT THE JOB!!!

I hope all the pups that watched the first episode of Squid Game season two feel very seen after watching.

TOUGHER THAN LEATHER: Scott Dreier, the voice of Knuckles in some of the earliest 3D Sonic games, including the legendary SONIC ADVENTURE 2, is heading to Reno! Meet the voice behind everyone's favorite echidna at SONIC NEON SUMMIT in Reno, Nevada in June 2025! #KnucklesTheEchidna #SonicTheHedgehog

Please come to my panels if you’d like to participate in some improv games! Whiskers & Wit, Both panels are on Sunday! (Including an 18+ panel for some spicy improv)

Its literally impossible to prove that Cane's isn't the best Fried Chicken (TENDER) restaurant ever.

I applied for a job as a paranormal tour guide. Praying I get this job because the paranormal has been my special interest since I was like seven years old. :,)))

Get ready for an electrifying night! SONIC NEON is hitting the stage with Johnny Gioeli (lead singer of Crush 40) & Bentley Jones! Don't forget: the first 100 Kickstarters get FREE tickets! Sign up by Jan 19th to secure your spot. Don’t miss out! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bli... #sonic #sonicfan

Merry crumbus, ya filthy aminals

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All the critique of Mufasa shows me that people today can’t pick up on subtleties in media anymore. NO, you are not meant to sympathize with Taka.

THE COUNTDOWN IS ON: Our Kickstarter for SONIC NEON SUMMIT launches in 13 hours and 30 minutes at 12:00 PM on December 20th! Be one of the first 100 backers and get FREE concert tickets! Don’t miss out! #sonicthehedgheog #sonicfan

"I HOPE MUFASA BOMBS" "GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER TO MUFASA POSTER" "FUCK MUFASA" "SONIC 3 BETTER BEAT MUFASA AT THE BOX OFFICE" "PRAYING SONIC 3 DESTROYS MUFASA" "NO ONE ASKED FOR MUFASA" Do ya'll know how ANNOYING, INSUFFERABLE and CHILDISH ya'll sound over a fuckin MOVIE??

Hear me out: Pup hood, but make it Coyote shaped