Come on Bluesky, first we get hammered by the Porn Bots and now it's the "discrete std testing" Bots. If I kept all those accounts on here and died suspiciously, the Police would be convinced I was using online hookers and had a Dose of Syphillis.

Come on, who'd pay good money to watch this on pay per view. I would.

This.

Oh this shitshow is sooo soooo amusing. Give us more.

Sorry to be a negative nelly, but, I don't accept DMs guys. Unless I personally know you or invite you to message me then your message will go to my inbox to die. Apologies but experience has taught me it's the best thing to do. 😊

Liverpool. A car rams into a huge crowd, injuring many people, and the crowd runs towards the perpetrator to stop them. Nowhere else would do that. I'm so proud of my city ♥️

Its said we learn from our mistakes, if thats true i must be a bloody genius by now.

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A good friend will be there to calm you down when you are mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking"Do you think the hole is deep enough?"

Regrets are simply the brains way of saying, oooooooohhhhhh didn't you fuck up.

If lying was an olympic event i know a few people who would win gold. Most of them are politicians.

Friendships are very much like flower gardens. You nurture them, you care for them, but no matter how hard you work that garden the odd weed always pops up.

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In summation, Global politics right now.

There are some people i would just love to see tap-dancing in a minefield.😁

A real man makes me feel like I'm the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible woman alive. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of vodka.

Sarcasm is the brain's defence mechanism against stupid people.

I'm thinking of running away and joining the circus with the amount of Clowns i have dealt with over the years i figure i have the experience needed.

We had Corbyn and the Labour party set fire to itself just to get rid of him. The issues with the Labour party have been growing for decades now, it's all middle class, managerial. It stopped being grass roots many years ago. We need something new. Not Farage ever.

Employers don’t gift us fair pay out of kindness, and the Government, whatever its colour, won’t deliver justice for working people unless they are forced to. We’ll get it the way we’ve always got it by taking action, and fighting back. Every gain we’ve made was won through struggle.

Okay yet another post I shouldn't have to write but here we are. Considering what occurred in the UK recently I need to state very strongly, I will not tolerate any Trans phobia I do not want to hear the weak slimy prattle from Terfs. Anybody who objects to this can kiss my fat wobbly Arse.

Well I woke up this morning and the world's still spinning, so that's good. In other news parts of the world are still on fire, the dictators of many countries are still being Twatty. The Tangerine shit Gibbon is still blathering as his his Ketamine fueled rocket monkey Anal Musk. Sucks, Yeah.

😂😂

I knew today that the world has completely turned to crap when my sweet 87 year old Mother said " the problem is we don't protest enough, the young ones need to start a revolution" Time to Carpe Diem.

Well it's been a hot minute since I've been on here. We've been struggling here in the UK what with the Red Tories slamming us back into Victorian poverty, health care and slum dwellings. Starmer and Reeves are now up there in my top ten of Twatty people who have power. Fuck them all.

Courtesy of my friend Alan. Made me chuckle.

Trump The world is shaken and stunned by his erratic dictatorial behaviours, shock and awe. He's busy dismantling the US government, destabilising the world economy, creating enemies, starting fires. We have to worry what his end game is, Because He won't care what he has to burn down to get it.

And yet so many do. Worlds gone mad.

Oh and while I'm on a rant, Measles, fucking Measles. I'm old enough to remember being hospitalised they made me that sick. Vaccines people, Vaccines, They work and we use them them for a reason. Fuck me sideways it's like the worlds IQ has dropped 20 points. Oh seems I also swear a lot more now.

Haven't been very active the past week mostly because, well life. From what I've seen and heard things are still royally fuc*ed up. Honestly it's like every time I blink another crap storm rolls downhill. Isn't it about time for God to get out the Smiting stick and smite some Souls back to Hell.

Forgot to add, pissed off Canada, Greenland, Mexico, Ukraine and all of Europe. Can't wait for the next F**king installment.

So Anal Musk and his teenyboppers have access to everybody's everything. Drump wants to turn Gaza into some prime retail space which will be guarded by the US Military. The Jordanians and Egyptians are supposed to just suck it up and the Palestinians can go fuck themselves. Am I right so far.

Something every child should be taught.

If Trumps Tariffs were a Football game he's just scored his first own goal, and the Canadians punted the ball down the field with a big F**k you to his captain Musk, you can shove that order for Skylink up your blubbery Arse. Well played Canada.

You've gotta love Bernie.

If this is True it's Fu**ing Horrendous.

Works for me

Ketamine Fuelled Rocket Monkey. Okay, that's my favourite description of Elon today.

Oh this made me laugh so much.

Well Fuck Me. Did I just watch Elon perform a Nazi Salute or has the internet finally fried my Brain.

This. This says everything we need to know about politicians.

Couldn't agree more

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Interesting and very informative read.

Brilliant

And people are still out there denying COVID.

Well it seems like the Porn Bots chosen name of the day is every combination of Lizee. It's becoming a full time job blocking these accounts 😡

Regarding the Greenland debacle. Greenland/Denmark/NATO Article Five of the treaty states that if an armed attack occurs against one of the member states, it should be considered an attack against all members, and other members shall assist the attacked member, with armed forces if necessary.