I really need to stop kissing boys on Fridays, I've been SO sick all week 😭😭

I get so Dom after two beers

this has been such a wild weekend

#FCF Part 2: The Remix

One like and I'll go to pup night

Update! Even this wasn't glitched enough apparently, they removed it again!!! I don't understand why it's not enforced equally, I see dozens and dozens of full on dick pics around me, yet IM not allowed to have anything even vaguely NSFW on my profile?

a guy squeezed my nips so hard last night and they still hurt, but it was totally worth it

walking to work and carving FUCK ICE in the snow on random parked cars >>

is there a big hairy man I can lay underneath to stay warm this weekend. inquire within

the shrinkage is REAL tonight

can it please just get cold, I'm sweating my ass off in this 45 degree weather wearing my bigass jacket

Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization

I wanna buy phillies season tickets so bad. with partial plan C, I can go to every game except the 3 Fridays (which I can sell). And with that plan I get Pride Night! Averages to $34.50 a game over 16 games

is it cultural appropriation to wear a chain necklace with a padlock if I'm not wearing a cage or owned by anyone...

I always imagine what it must be like for someone to see a Reposted cock Pic of mine and then they, presumably being horny wanting more, click on my profile only to find a wall of text. my rants, strange opinions, and boring life updates 💀 I don't post enough images

had our company holiday party tonight and it was fun I guess. didn't get much time to flirt with my work crushes bc everyone kept changing locations 💀 I did get a crock pot tho!

how does one even go about setting up a bukakke event? yknow, for a birthday celebration asking for a friend.. obviously 😅

fuck sniffies and their new profile guidelines! can't have a NSFW photo as your main pic. had to blur the hell out of my hog to get it to accept it. from a distance on the map though it still looks mostly fine (if you squint)

my downstairs neighbors are annoying as hell so last night I said fuck it and stayed up till 3am building a piece of furniture I got online. drill and everything!

I haven't gotten off in a week SEND HELP

I gotta start planning my new years kiss NOW

slept in slightly too late and was 5 mins late for a doctor's appointment... bitch they canceled that!

after much trial and error, I've finally found a brand that makes genuinely comfortable AND cute mid rise tighty whities. I've always found that legacy brands (Stafford, Hanes, Calvin) have ZERO pouch. I got a big package, I need room y'all!!

would you rather listen to Nine Inch Nails or get Nailed with Nine Inches :)

THE IDEA: Reverse strip poker (or blackjack or Mario kart etc) You wager a pieces of clothing. Win = Take it off Lose = Keep it, PLUS put something else on. For example you could bet your socks and your hat but if you lose you gotta put ON a jacket and shoes The first one fully naked wins!

so i get most packages delivered to work today I got a notif that my Amazon box was nearby and so it went on the security cams and watched the guy delivered it.. to the wrong address! I had to go to the apartment building next door and ring almost everyone on the call box to get into their lobby 😭

is there such thing a platonic strip poker

also like by the way for some reason I've transformed into a Dom Top in the past 6 months. Something has changed within me

Just got home from work, it's 3am My flight home to visit TN is at 8am I haven't even started packing my bag and my apartment is a mess! Wish me luck 🧡

do I go out to v!ce night with my nip clamps on this week

do I go out to v!ce night with my nip clamps on this week

got into a little mischief last night

got this fun new saw shaped like a pistol. don't forget your safety glasses! 🪚👓

Just bottomed for the first time in well over a year. went well!

wait so who is the pup that's said hi to me twice at work this weekend.. need to find him!

ever since I moved to my new apartment I've been getting all my packages delivered to my work since I don't have a mail room anymore... and now the one time I try to get something delivered to my home it gets lost/ stolen 😭

I wanna attempt no nut November again but there's like a 0% chance I make it 🤣

super cold in my apartment today but still woke up feeling bushy.

My favorite part about Philly is the little corner coffee shops with an old rickety house-style door with a knob that you have to shove open in an really awkward way in front of everyone

always gotta take a plane bathroom cock Pic. how could you not

joining random people's Spotify Jams and playing weird music is the new Airdropping memes. This girl at the airport keeps getting frustrated that every other song is somehow Björk

I have such bad travel luck. something goes wrong every single time I fly 😭 always delayed and canceled

which of y'all live in Chicago. I'm here till Wednesday! First time, show me something cool

biking home... hangin out ;)

I'm literally gonna buy one of those old timey alarm clocks -> ⏰ the little iphone jingles just aren't cutting it, I need something LOUD and JARRING

kinda random but I've been trying to go commando more often. it's such a minor kink but I get such a thrill out of it lol. gotta love the cool air on my balls and the ever-present risk of getting an obscene boner 🦴

I had a dream that my bluesky account got deleted. so glad it was just a dream

I'm in the process of moving and Jesus christ this is stressful packing! I never realized how much stuff I've accumulated over the past 4 years 😭 I think I have a spending problem!

feelin bushy