slept in slightly too late and was 5 mins late for a doctor's appointment... bitch they canceled that!

after much trial and error, I've finally found a brand that makes genuinely comfortable AND cute mid rise tighty whities. I've always found that legacy brands (Stafford, Hanes, Calvin) have ZERO pouch. I got a big package, I need room y'all!!

would you rather listen to Nine Inch Nails or get Nailed with Nine Inches :)

THE IDEA: Reverse strip poker (or blackjack or Mario kart etc) You wager a pieces of clothing. Win = Take it off Lose = Keep it, PLUS put something else on. For example you could bet your socks and your hat but if you lose you gotta put ON a jacket and shoes The first one fully naked wins!

so i get most packages delivered to work today I got a notif that my Amazon box was nearby and so it went on the security cams and watched the guy delivered it.. to the wrong address! I had to go to the apartment building next door and ring almost everyone on the call box to get into their lobby 😭

is there such thing a platonic strip poker

also like by the way for some reason I've transformed into a Dom Top in the past 6 months. Something has changed within me

Just got home from work, it's 3am My flight home to visit TN is at 8am I haven't even started packing my bag and my apartment is a mess! Wish me luck 🧡

do I go out to v!ce night with my nip clamps on this week

do I go out to v!ce night with my nip clamps on this week

got into a little mischief last night

got this fun new saw shaped like a pistol. don't forget your safety glasses! 🪚👓

Just bottomed for the first time in well over a year. went well!

wait so who is the pup that's said hi to me twice at work this weekend.. need to find him!

ever since I moved to my new apartment I've been getting all my packages delivered to my work since I don't have a mail room anymore... and now the one time I try to get something delivered to my home it gets lost/ stolen 😭

I wanna attempt no nut November again but there's like a 0% chance I make it 🤣

super cold in my apartment today but still woke up feeling bushy.

My favorite part about Philly is the little corner coffee shops with an old rickety house-style door with a knob that you have to shove open in an really awkward way in front of everyone

always gotta take a plane bathroom cock Pic. how could you not

joining random people's Spotify Jams and playing weird music is the new Airdropping memes. This girl at the airport keeps getting frustrated that every other song is somehow Björk

I have such bad travel luck. something goes wrong every single time I fly 😭 always delayed and canceled

which of y'all live in Chicago. I'm here till Wednesday! First time, show me something cool

biking home... hangin out ;)

I'm literally gonna buy one of those old timey alarm clocks -> ⏰ the little iphone jingles just aren't cutting it, I need something LOUD and JARRING

kinda random but I've been trying to go commando more often. it's such a minor kink but I get such a thrill out of it lol. gotta love the cool air on my balls and the ever-present risk of getting an obscene boner 🦴

I had a dream that my bluesky account got deleted. so glad it was just a dream

I'm in the process of moving and Jesus christ this is stressful packing! I never realized how much stuff I've accumulated over the past 4 years 😭 I think I have a spending problem!

feelin bushy

wearing these cute ass briefs today at work

I'm planning on shaving my beard fully at the end of the month for my birthday but I'm afraid that a lot of the people I've met in the past year aren't gonna recognize me/ find me attractive anymore 😭

it's really scaring me that as I get older the weeks and years and just flying by

I need a twink death tutorial!!

imagine how unstoppable I would be if I was uncut

well I owe $1200 on taxes 😍🔫

I know my neighbors hate my ass with the way I have 70 alarms going off for 3 hours every morning to wake me up

i got drunk in Manhattan tonight and I was getting buck wild! I fucked a guy in the bathroom of a bar for like half an hour and no one gave a fuck 😂

who's into greased up cocks ✋ I know I am

who's into greased up cocks ✋ I know I am

I was so horny yesterday that I couldn't even see straight. wore my super tight metal cock ring on my journey home. I had to whip it out a soon as I walked in the door

you can always tell I'm jerking off when I'm ravenously thirst commenting 😂

in the sauna

in the sauna

God I'm horny tonight

watching HGTV is so traumatizing, they're like "ugh disgusting! they've never updated these appliances!!" and then they pan to the most gorgeous 1960s space age GE kitchen appliances I've ever seen in my life. they literally destroyed them and threw them out!!

I wore a metal cock ring as a test at the airport and it didn't even set off the machine! I wanted to see if it'd show up lol

Had my buddy @allsmat.bsky.social over for a bate sesh last night— hard to make me look small but damn his hog is massive. #bator #bateworld #bate #goon #gooner #hung #batebros

kinda boned up today