Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻
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7 days ago
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Waiting for my mate to finish work and I’ve put myself into a food coma 💀
13 days ago
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But did you pay the pit tax?
16 days ago
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I literally only came in for asparagus ffs. Every time.
20 days ago
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Tickets secured for Lucy Darling, I could cry with excitement 🥹
30 days ago
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I should just learn my lesson: no flavour will beat White Ultra, this stuff is gross.
about 1 month ago
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I’ve lived in Stockwell for over 5 year and I’ve only just learned that this walkway has the best acoustics. Don’t mind me while I live my best Main Character Moment
about 1 month ago
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Anyone out there got a PS5? I need some more gaming buddies 👉🏻👈🏻
about 1 month ago
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Can we talk about how beautiful Yahya Abdul-Mateen II yet?
#WonderMan
about 1 month ago
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People that say, ‘pre-prepared,’ make my teeth itch 😬
about 1 month ago
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Marvel’s Wonder Man is fantastic. Ben Kingsley must be protected at all costs 10/10
about 1 month ago
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No, you’re crying in public because of a post it note 😭
about 1 month ago
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Nothing has aged me quite like trying to figure out how to use my PS5 this weekend, having not owned a Sony console since the PS2 💀
about 1 month ago
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Pizza and DnD 🍕🎲 😁
about 1 month ago
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I watched 28 Years Later last night and I was shocked to find just how moving it was. I was expecting 120 minutes of gratuitous violence, not a heartfelt tear jerker 🥺
about 1 month ago
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Realtalk..how are you supposed to dispose of kitchen knives? I’ve had the same set for nearly a decade, bought a new set and don’t know what to do with them. Do you just bin them? Is that legal? Do I need to find a knife amnesty bin?
about 2 months ago
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Okay so I’m really ill, to the point I’ve had to call 111 and now they’re sending a paramedic and now I’m very conscious of how messy the flat is but I’m too sick to do anything about it 🙃
about 2 months ago
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Finally losing my Smallville virginity, 25 years later
about 2 months ago
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How have I only just discovered Fage yogurt? Heartburn, be gone!
about 2 months ago
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So apparently when it’s cold and quiet and the air is really still, I can hear Big Ben chiming from my flat!
2 months ago
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JJ
2 months ago
Trying to find a work in an economy that is actively hostile to the very idea of employing people is so darkly depressing. Please sir! A morsel of servitude so I can feed myself for a day?
add a skeleton here at some point
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Back to work Monday mood.
2 months ago
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The cheek of it, on NYE too! 👴🏼
2 months ago
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Happy New Year one and all 🥂
2 months ago
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Last day of the year so what am I doing? Cleaning the fuck out of my flat and getting my life in order to hit the ground running on 1st January, that’s what.
2 months ago
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Why do my parents need 3 fridge freezers?
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2 months ago
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Happy Cold Cuts Day
2 months ago
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Obligatory post crimis crimis sammich
2 months ago
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Strong contender for Best Uncle this year
3 months ago
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Please tell me it’s normal to perform a smudging at 2:20am in your pants with the lights off because you can’t sleep and you feel the bad juju in the room 💨 📖🙏🏻
3 months ago
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If being middle-aged is feeling excited over the delivery of the Dyson you got 50% off on Black Friday Sales, then fuck it, I am middle aged.
3 months ago
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Grow bitch, grow!
3 months ago
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I just ordered a fridge freezer because it was a bargain but it’s not due to arrive until 12th January. Can I wait that long or should I cancel and order a different one?
3 months ago
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It’s crazy the things you’ll find on Amazon Black Friday sales 🐶
3 months ago
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It’s crazy the things you’ll find on a Black Friday sale 🐶
3 months ago
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SHA1-HULUD really screwing my day 😒
3 months ago
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This guy’s TikToks have brought me so much joy, anyone wanna join me at Hyde Park on Saturday?
3 months ago
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Wait is Stranger Things out tonight at 1am or tomorrow night at 1am?
3 months ago
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Trying to do a nice thing for a friend and what do I get? Stuck in a loop. FU Epic 🚮
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4 months ago
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Supportive affirmations from straight friends just hit different 🫶🏻
4 months ago
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I’ll take that as a no 💁🏻♂️
4 months ago
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It’s most definitely grey sweatpants season in the gym this afternoon, god damn are you smuggling fruit down there or weapons of mass distraction 🍌👀
#IsaidwhatIsaid
4 months ago
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How everyone’s Replay ‘25/Spotify Wrapped is going to look next month
4 months ago
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The Feud had so much potential, started of funny, satirical, interesting production..then it fizzles out into every other WhoDunIt/crime drama. Did they change director/producer halfway through?
4 months ago
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It feels so good to have a kitchen again
4 months ago
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Is it unreasonable to ask my (upstairs) neighbours if they could keep the kids quiet while I wfh? Bear in mind, they should be in school and they’re clearly not off sick.
4 months ago
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Joshua 🇺🇸🇺🇦
4 months ago
He remembers everything you did to him, and the day of his vengeance approaches.
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Friends fear he’s too ready to make questionable decisions
4 months ago
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I feel like my block is being punk’t. There was only 1 here earlier, they appear to be multiplying 🍋🟩🚲
4 months ago
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I’ve been way too much of a responsible adult lately so I had to buy some Funko Pops. Because ⚖️
4 months ago
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