The Feud had so much potential, started of funny, satirical, interesting production..then it fizzles out into every other WhoDunIt/crime drama. Did they change director/producer halfway through?

It feels so good to have a kitchen again

Is it unreasonable to ask my (upstairs) neighbours if they could keep the kids quiet while I wfh? Bear in mind, they should be in school and they’re clearly not off sick.

He remembers everything you did to him, and the day of his vengeance approaches.

Friends fear he’s too ready to make questionable decisions

I feel like my block is being punk’t. There was only 1 here earlier, they appear to be multiplying 🍋‍🟩🚲

I’ve been way too much of a responsible adult lately so I had to buy some Funko Pops. Because ⚖️

I could cry. No more microwave meals for Paulie 🔥

I fucking love cheese & pâté season

So my family are denby collectors and when each of their kids have bought their own home, they’ve got them a different set as a house warming gift…I live in a 2 bedroom flat…did they think I was opening a halfway house?!

Feeling all the FOMO tonight. I need more local friends.

It’s Friday, why am I feeling so miserable

Like, I really don't wanna harp on about it all the time, but holy shit tech companies are making it really fucking hard to enjoy literally anything at all anymore. Everything is fucking garbage. Everything has ads, subscriptions (with quarterly price increases), everything crams SHITE AI into it.

Opened a bottle of red to celebrate. And yes that is a tube of poly filler next to salted corn nuts and gardening sheers. I am a complex individual.

I have a problem 🍜

When this banger comes on, it still gives me Just Dance Lockdown PTSD 😰

Started using this stuff less than a week ago and my skin has never looked so good. Totally worth £1.50

Day 12 of buying my dates flowers until someone buys me flowers 🌹

Hello sexy sock weather

Does anyone know where I can get plain black prescription contacts by next weekend?

Halloween costume ideas? Let’s be honest I’m probably going to do something lazy like rip the sleeves off a flannel shirt, wear a harness and say I’m a werewolf

Does anyone have contact details for an electrician in south London? Need an oven switch installed asap, before next week if possible

I can deny the truth with filters no longer. The time has come.

Why is the trailer for Toy Story 4 in Norsk and why can’t I change it?! For a moment I thought I was having auditory hallucinations!

Trying to send this sore throat straight to fiery hell

Welcome to Orwell’s nightmare

The face of a man on the hunt for Buldak noodles

WHY THE FUCK IS MY NEIGHBOUR DRILLING AT 11PM?!

Who needs a takeaway when you can act like an unattended child with access to a credit card and an airfryer

Moving everything in the whole flat to the living room in preparation for new flooring was a bigger task than I thought, I have so much stuff 😫

Friday Flex 💪🏻

Not my GP playing Huntrix in the waiting room 😭

I’ll take that (. )( .)

I really wanna try a slutty lil ‘tache but I’m solidly convinced my face is too round for that and growing the beard back is a 6 month job 🤔

Felt weak but the pump says different

Why is there a ginger mullet wanker in the gym working out in JENCOS 💀

Okay I may be late to the party but damn, I get the hype and I cannot get this loud enough

I’m sorry but have you ever seen a monstera produce such a dinky little leaf 🥹

Excuse me my eyes are up here

I am feeling miserable this weekend 😪

Got your headrest ready for Netflix & Chill bbz

Apparently Thames Water only accept positive affirmations

Accepting snuggle buddy applications before I hibernate for winter 🐻

Good god I love Vinted 🤣

Name a more refreshing feeling than your own freshly shaved balls. I feel like a whole new man 🧘🏻‍♂️

Yep, still dead inside

Dear Society, Please can we retire the mullet? It wasn’t cute in the 80’s, it’s still not cute 40 years later. Sincerely, Someone with an equally bad haircut

Do I know anyone that’s tried this? Snake oil or worth the 💰?

Late night ‘Bix n ‘Flix

The man in this photo forgot to pack his jeans, boxers and socks before working up a sweat in the gym 🤦🏻‍♂️