Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻
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33 | PC Gamer | Grass/Ghost | Gym | X-Men Comics | Londoner | Techy | Bear |
The Feud had so much potential, started of funny, satirical, interesting production..then it fizzles out into every other WhoDunIt/crime drama. Did they change director/producer halfway through?
about 22 hours ago
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It feels so good to have a kitchen again
1 day ago
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Is it unreasonable to ask my (upstairs) neighbours if they could keep the kids quiet while I wfh? Bear in mind, they should be in school and they’re clearly not off sick.
5 days ago
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Joshua 🇺🇸🇺🇦
8 days ago
He remembers everything you did to him, and the day of his vengeance approaches.
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Friends fear he’s too ready to make questionable decisions
11 days ago
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I feel like my block is being punk’t. There was only 1 here earlier, they appear to be multiplying 🍋🟩🚲
11 days ago
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I’ve been way too much of a responsible adult lately so I had to buy some Funko Pops. Because ⚖️
11 days ago
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I could cry. No more microwave meals for Paulie 🔥
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12 days ago
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I fucking love cheese & pâté season
14 days ago
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So my family are denby collectors and when each of their kids have bought their own home, they’ve got them a different set as a house warming gift…I live in a 2 bedroom flat…did they think I was opening a halfway house?!
15 days ago
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Feeling all the FOMO tonight. I need more local friends.
19 days ago
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It’s Friday, why am I feeling so miserable
19 days ago
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JJ 🎄🎅🏻🎁
19 days ago
Like, I really don't wanna harp on about it all the time, but holy shit tech companies are making it really fucking hard to enjoy literally anything at all anymore. Everything is fucking garbage. Everything has ads, subscriptions (with quarterly price increases), everything crams SHITE AI into it.
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Opened a bottle of red to celebrate. And yes that is a tube of poly filler next to salted corn nuts and gardening sheers. I am a complex individual.
22 days ago
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I have a problem 🍜
22 days ago
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When this banger comes on, it still gives me Just Dance Lockdown PTSD 😰
22 days ago
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Started using this stuff less than a week ago and my skin has never looked so good. Totally worth £1.50
22 days ago
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Day 12 of buying my dates flowers until someone buys me flowers 🌹
25 days ago
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Hello sexy sock weather
27 days ago
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Does anyone know where I can get plain black prescription contacts by next weekend?
28 days ago
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Halloween costume ideas? Let’s be honest I’m probably going to do something lazy like rip the sleeves off a flannel shirt, wear a harness and say I’m a werewolf
28 days ago
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Does anyone have contact details for an electrician in south London? Need an oven switch installed asap, before next week if possible
28 days ago
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I can deny the truth with filters no longer. The time has come.
28 days ago
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Why is the trailer for Toy Story 4 in Norsk and why can’t I change it?! For a moment I thought I was having auditory hallucinations!
29 days ago
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Trying to send this sore throat straight to fiery hell
30 days ago
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Welcome to Orwell’s nightmare
about 1 month ago
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The face of a man on the hunt for Buldak noodles
about 1 month ago
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY NEIGHBOUR DRILLING AT 11PM?!
about 1 month ago
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Who needs a takeaway when you can act like an unattended child with access to a credit card and an airfryer
about 1 month ago
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Moving everything in the whole flat to the living room in preparation for new flooring was a bigger task than I thought, I have so much stuff 😫
about 1 month ago
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Friday Flex 💪🏻
about 1 month ago
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Not my GP playing Huntrix in the waiting room 😭
about 1 month ago
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I’ll take that (. )( .)
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I really wanna try a slutty lil ‘tache but I’m solidly convinced my face is too round for that and growing the beard back is a 6 month job 🤔
about 1 month ago
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Felt weak but the pump says different
about 1 month ago
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Why is there a ginger mullet wanker in the gym working out in JENCOS 💀
about 1 month ago
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Okay I may be late to the party but damn, I get the hype and I cannot get this loud enough
about 1 month ago
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I’m sorry but have you ever seen a monstera produce such a dinky little leaf 🥹
about 1 month ago
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Excuse me my eyes are up here
about 1 month ago
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I am feeling miserable this weekend 😪
about 1 month ago
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Got your headrest ready for Netflix & Chill bbz
about 2 months ago
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Apparently Thames Water only accept positive affirmations
about 2 months ago
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Accepting snuggle buddy applications before I hibernate for winter 🐻
about 2 months ago
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Good god I love Vinted 🤣
about 2 months ago
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Name a more refreshing feeling than your own freshly shaved balls. I feel like a whole new man 🧘🏻♂️
about 2 months ago
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Yep, still dead inside
about 2 months ago
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Dear Society, Please can we retire the mullet? It wasn’t cute in the 80’s, it’s still not cute 40 years later. Sincerely, Someone with an equally bad haircut
about 2 months ago
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Do I know anyone that’s tried this? Snake oil or worth the 💰?
about 2 months ago
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Late night ‘Bix n ‘Flix
about 2 months ago
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The man in this photo forgot to pack his jeans, boxers and socks before working up a sweat in the gym 🤦🏻♂️
about 2 months ago
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