Sometimes you win that eBay auction, only to feel like Pyrrhus of Epirus afterwards.

Best yacht name ever

Game shelf is looking a little bloated

Dick Cheney finally succumbed to the festering shotgun wounds sustained 15 years earlier when he was shot in the face by GW Bush. Accidentally they say. Nobody will mourn, his family has set up a GFM to cover his final expenses.

I was wondering why my latest comet pics weren't focusing properly, then I realized it's because it's trying to do a long-exposure through a mild aurora

Caught a brightening visitor this morning

Me after waking up sometimes

😊

And here comes the war with Russia to fully distract is from everything else

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Oh yeah. Con. Hmm. Guess I'll namechange just in case I go for a bit.

Aww yis

So so so ready for them to come and obliterate this fucking speck of dust avi-loeb.medium.com/a-steeply-ri...

Selfie malfunction leads to pec success

Since I don't have anything else going on in my life until next week (back to college 😐), have some more astrophotography

I was also able to get a dim pic (from my can't-see-anything-but-the-moon light-polluted yard) of ... (fill in the blank)

M101's pinwheel arms are visible in tonight's telescope time

Got the new telescope out for a bit, here's a pic of M13 I took from my suburban, light-polluted yard just after sunset

July eggnog? Don't mind if I do

Hiding

The town sings

Bringing you the news that matters

Where's my $1.99 gas? You fucking lying sad sack of shit.

Can we like... ... ...not?

Ugh.

It's starting. Be prepared. Eyes Up!

Those of you hoping for a red-dinosaur-alien-in-a-white-spacesuit face reveal, I have bad news...

Finally getting around to re-reading my paternal grandpa's war book from his 3 years in New Guinea as a Staff Sergeant in the combat engineers, put together by my grandma and the guy who took his oral history is just ... Like fucking wow.

*squints* Was that a ray of sunshine today?

Matching with @cetaphin.bsky.social ♥️💙

Aww, that look they share after Lupin calls Belfort "Mon ami." ❤️

Finally, however most of the earth was consumed in radioactive fire because it didn't arrive quick enough as I made clear long ago. Enjoy your post-apocalypse gay dogs though.

I put nearly 1100 hours into Oblivion the first time. Let's see how many I sink in this time.

I need to develop an algorithm to determine which episodes of The Looney Tunes Show have the most extreme paw-to-body ratio

I last saw this in theaters 26 years ago. Still the best. 😃

I wake up to this fucking shit. A third term. Yeah, I've got a 2nd Amendment concern with a 3rd term.

Cancelled TV shows you will never stop thinking about Fuck me, hold my walker, we're going to be here a while...

Repost with a movie you know all the words to

Just going to put this awesome birthday gift from pulsarbird.bsky.social before today's panic attack starts. Look at me, the paragon of hydrodynamics. Low speed, high drag.

It's important to have good things in trying times. www.imax.com/movie/prince...

This is the first school snow day I've had in 24 years. I don't know what to do with myself.

Dolphins.

Don't worry, they're not coming for you tomorrow. They're coming for you the day after that. It's time to get ready.

If I have to wait more than 6 additional minutes past this point for the Belefort and Lupin dub I'm going to set the world on fire.

Scientists: Confused Dolphins with a Piss Fetish: 😃

Hope everyone enjoys the inauguration.

Nostalgia today for 2000-2005 runs to The Roxy to see Jukebox Jesus, and get 2AM fries and coffee with drunk drag queens. And as the years pass, only fading memories remain.

Inside of you are the things that you enrich your soul with. It seems inside most of you is hate and division anymore. Fucking sad.

Somehow I got everything done just in the nick of time and will be going back to college full-time starting Monday Time to fix a 24 year-old mistake Never too late!