wtf

Them: here's your christmas pocket money dear, don't spend it all in one place! My machine ass:

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do you accept

do you accept

You are so embarrassing. Did you seriously bring the gloomwood lantern (glantern) from new blood store to class?

They don't know my whole fit is from new blood store and I got 15% off my order by entering code 'IMADISAPPOINTMENT'

Embarrassed yourself at the family gathering? GOOD. Let em see what they're missing. Use code 'IMADISAPPOINTMENT' for 15% off at new blood store

Embarrassed yourself at the family gathering? GOOD. Let em see what they're missing. Use code 'IMADISAPPOINTMENT' for 15% off at new blood store

The new blood store HOLIDAY SALE Begins the moment nana sees your outrageous fit at the family function. Turn up the heat on nana. Lean in. Enter code 'IMADISAPPOINTMENT' for 15% off

The new blood store HOLIDAY SALE Begins the moment nana sees your outrageous fit at the family function. Turn up the heat on nana. Lean in. Enter code 'IMADISAPPOINTMENT' for 15% off

Oh boy I can't wait to see what it is!

We're offering u the chance to be this cosy in ur crowman longsleeve

he has fallen down a well will you help him y/n

It's always the altima drivers i s2g....

There's still time to get your claws on the limited DUSK OST vinyl set. Only 666 lucky creatures get to spin the New Blood Edition when it ships

There's still time to get your claws on the limited DUSK OST vinyl set. Only 666 lucky creatures get to spin the New Blood Edition when it ships

Drape yourself in things unholy. Scare the f outta your family this holidays

CALLING ALL GOONS Ya can't be walkin the streets at night, yer arms exposed and not wrapped in yer fallen aces holiday sweater, fallen aces tee shirt, your cig unlit by your lack of fallen aces lighter!! Get the proper attire, or SCRAM!

CALLING ALL GOONS Ya can't be walkin the streets at night, yer arms exposed and not wrapped in yer fallen aces holiday sweater, fallen aces tee shirt, your cig unlit by your lack of fallen aces lighter!! Get the proper attire, or SCRAM!

Mortis Dad cap. Keep the sun outta your eyes.

Mortis Dad cap. Keep the sun outta your eyes.

The Steam Winter Sale is LIVE and these deals are COLD ❄️ youtu.be/jaDtsELT040?...

me 5 seconds after unwrapping my holiday gabriel figurine

me 5 seconds after unwrapping my holiday gabriel figurine

machine, don't dangle me from your tree, especially not as a JOLLY HOLIDAY FIGURINE WITH ONE LIL LEG RAISED NOO

machine, don't dangle me from your tree, especially not as a JOLLY HOLIDAY FIGURINE WITH ONE LIL LEG RAISED NOO

Gabriel kickflips over u and says you get no bitches whats your next move

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Gloomwood shirts, stickers, we even got a lamp. don't know how you're even reading this without your gloomwood lamp.

We're offering u the chance to be this cosy in ur crowman longsleeve

You. Me. Faith. Amy. Sweatshirt.

Champion, your dresser is disturbingly clear of Amid Evil merch

You. Me. Faith. Amy. Sweatshirt.

It is now safe to turn on your computer

Enjoying that Tenebris Somnia Demo? We got trinkets for that

Ay goons! Yer about to miss out on this run of Aces High tees! If you need one you better hustle, capiche?

OK one more BONUS day some stuff is STILL on sale because running a website is HARD

BEHOLD THE POWER OF A MERE OBJECT

If you had a crop top from new blood store your top half would look sooooo cool

If you had a crop top from new blood store your top half would look sooooo cool

Who's that SEVENTH Cyber Deal?!

Racketeering? counterfeiting? what you do with our desk mats is none of our business

Racketeering? counterfeiting? what you do with our desk mats is none of our business

Who's that SIXTH Cyber Deal?!

ORDER OVER $100??? WE SHIP IT TO YOU FOR FREE? ARE WE MAKING ANY MONEY AT ALL DOG 🥀

ULTRAKILL acrylic stand thingies are on sale today only on the @newbloodstore.bsky.social enjoy weebs newbloodstore.com/collections/...

I know this one was impossible to guess but it's acrylic stands!!! $10 today only

This Ikea sht so confusing like what am I supposed to DO 😭😭😭

IMAGINE. HOW IT COULD BE IF U HAD SOME ART FROM NEW BLOOD STORE. THAT WAS ON SALE TODAY ONLY