You mean to tell me you're walking around in the middle of february without your DUSK BEANIE??

Don't mind me champion I'm just planning the new desk setup

Mom kicked me out of sunday book club for this shirt who was in the right comment below

A way to end all debates about who in your friend group has the coolest baby

It's not too late to SAVE on our juiciest most giftable merch, perfect for that special someone.....?

three of them

If you have a little one chances are their fit is probably chopped. It's not their fault. It's yours. We have the solution, starting today:

We might hate money but we love YOU new blood store valentines sale kicks off right now and if you don't have a date that's ok. because I'm going with you. to the link below.

SHE IS HERE The Amy Martin vinyl figure from Youtooz!

The last time I saw a set of goons this handsome, I was lookin in the barbershop mirror!

Luxurious. Goatman. Tee. Thicker than usual. Great in winter.

Full dusk fit with all accessories? Check. Has this made me any less afraid of the dark? no

Champion I have been printing posters for a week straight I need you to BUY SOME FOR YOUR WALLS

The gang's all here. Where are YOU playing toys?

Shield for protecting u. Minigun for whacking everybody who comes near u. If this is your energy too you need gutterman longsleeve

sarah showing us the friendly side of the mortis mikey shirt. I asked her not to turn around because I'm scared

There is one way to identify yourself as a high-level henchman and top-ranking goon

Hanging our Gloomwood PESTILENCE tapestry up in your bedroom is all fun and games til the adhesive fails in the night and it falls down and GETS YOU

Hanging our Gloomwood PESTILENCE tapestry up in your bedroom is all fun and games til the adhesive fails in the night and it falls down and GETS YOU

he has fallen down a well will you help him y/n

Dusk heads who are afraid of the dark we have something for you. It glows in the dark.

Champion, I've seen your bare walls. THEY NEED ART PRINTS!

Our ultrakill weapon keychains are really tuff and really hard to photograph

SHIRT IS FULL. CAUSE YOU'RE WEARING IT

Wear something unholy. round the house. to bed. to your mamas house

Genuinely how your house will be looking once you pick up some Fallen Aces art prints

I don't have a crowman longsleeve. Can I borrow yours?

You're in a cult? Girl me too!

A champion knows victory starts with an AMID EVIL Desk pad under your setup

did you remember to EAT today??

The recipe for the 'mortis mikey' shirt is simple: mortis on the front, and AAAAH WHAT IS THAT AAAAAAAAAAA

Our fallen aces lighters may be cool but you need to be careful and AACK I BURNED THE AD AAAA

Our thick, luxurious goatman tee on your bod. Our beastly Gloomwood stickers on your skateboard. You can't BUY this level of cool. Unless you go to our website and buy these items I guess.

POV: You are a crop top on the shelf at the new blood store minding your own business

this is like one of my fave shirts i own peep the necklace

It's cold out. If you want to survive, your dome is gonna need one of our DUSK beanies

Gabriel, your cool uncle, has a message for you

found out we dont pay for ink at work so I stayed up all night printing thousands of posters for our games

The metal tee is the highest tier of new blood interactive drip. If customers seem like dorks we don't even let them buy it

perfect fit for emerging from behind some geometry and FLYING TOWARD U

Our UNSPEAKABLE tapestry is perfect for the common areas of your home. You want guests to be unsettled and fearful, imo

Every henchman needs a henching outfit. Unless you gonna tell me you aint got one yet??

oh my goons gona love this

This Ikea sht so confusing like what am I supposed to DO 😭😭😭

is he bouba or kiki

go ahead, take a seat

everyobdy think of a card okay