the way I applied for this job two and half years ago.

weeks ago someone came in and asked for an extra dry cappuccino so basically zero milk just foam and it was impossible to make and she asked for a remake TWICE and then asked for a refund. well she came BACK today and guess who had to remake her coffee AGAIN because it wasn't foamy enough.

its been one day since the clocks went back and I'm already so TIRED of sad dark evenings.

lads I have five days off work from now. I am gonna ROT so hard

I feel like I'm somehow always talking about the 2008 recession.

trying to figure out my Queen Of My Hometown look for drag race and I think a cunty Dalek is overdone HOWEVER it is perfect because of Who filming here and Terry Nation being born in Llandaff soooo

I used to read the highway code for fun and not a single adult thought that this child could be autistic.

I feel like my 8 year old self could've accurately predicted what one of my jobs would've been.

She's here 🤶🎄🎅🌲🎁🧑‍🎄

my mum has been known to read the daily mail and spend Time on facebook so it was really nice to confirm she wasn't a transphobe. because you truly never know.

New episode of the podcast is out now with @bearboogie.bsky.social talking about Charlie Kirk. youtu.be/clD5wRe_E3g?...

the way I cannot wait to drive an automatic like what clutchy game are we PLAYING.

Today, I had an email about my pension and now logging on to my mobile banking I'm greeted with a "HAVE YOU BEEN DREAMING ABOUT RETIREMENT?" notice. always dreaming about that hun x

I drove up caerphilly mountain and didn't pass out!

i need to work on my Stern Face because a customer reached behind the counter and used nut allergy tongs for a regular cake and when i told them hey doN'T do tHAT they just laughed as if i told a mildly amusing joke.

you're all now contractually obligated to hear my driving updates. today I drove myself home at THIRTY mph!! which for non-welsh guys is p much the motorway to me.

passed my driving theory test and did a hill start all in one day. the face of a sleepy bitch.

germany I will miss your snacks and public transit but I will not miss having to pay to pee everywhere

why are airports so against letting you see the planes !! its not a secret !! I don't want to be looking at three different whs smiths !!

new welsh drag name - Wendy Gedig

had my first driving lesson today and i'm the type of person who is impatient and needs RESULTS immediately so i've decided i'm a terrible driver. only stalled once tho xx

have to keep this as a relic. a family heirloom that can traverse generations. miss u, wilko 😭

haven't cycled in like a year and half until a seven mile cycle today and I don't think I'll ever recover. my stamina is GONE and very forgotten.

not the cafe being shut down because there's a pigeon trapped somewhere in the shop 💀

WHat is LABUBU and WHeRE DID it come FRoM

Season 3 of Friday Night Chill has officially begun! Check it out here or wherever you find podcasts! Thank you again to @bakascollectibles.bsky.social for joining me! youtu.be/7pa7vCCOL1w?...

okay but pls tell me what police horses are actually doing

I'm so tired

Update someone bought both of them while I was on till and I almost was like THATS ME but I couldn't handle the idea of them not giving a single shit which was likely.

I love capitalism when it's about me

maybe i should get into dowsing.

optometrist: so how long have you known about your lazy eye? me: uh, for about two seconds.

"it's outrageous that you don't take cash. it's forcing people to do something they don't want to do" brenda hun I don't particularly want to be doing THIS.

I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights

imagine how embarrassing it must be to have to say you're english

a vampiric drag king called Count Zultax

💙💙+🐐

today a customer reached over the counter and started helping himself to loose raisins from the scones while he was waiting for his coffee and I was simply too stunned to speak.

dark sided cringe

i'm so fearful of static whenever I rarely open up my PC that i do it almost entirely naked and afraid.

my new answer to "if you could travel back in time where you would go" is i'd go to THIS wimpy at cardiff bus station in the 80s

going to hamburg in august and just found there's an airbus factory that also does tours

latest wedding discovery is that most venues (sane venues) boast about FREE CHAIRS included with venue hire which I thought was a given but this one venue charges a venue hire and THEN £4.50 per chair. Sorry guys you're all sitting on the floor.

i do have to roll my eyes looking at wedding stuff with everything having "bridal" in front of it like yes i will take my gay ass to the bridal suite thank you

okay but what if I got married under concorde

petition to bring back roflcopter

not to drag you iced coffee drinkers but I can clock you immediately when you come into the cafe.

this is how much I don't want to call my landlords when there's a problem.

screaming

Never forget 🕯