Pro tip: use your last month of vision coverage to get prescription sunglasses. That way no one can see you cry as you look for a new job.

Laid off. Buying lottery tickets. Meanwhile, in Britain, The War Between the Land and the Sea carries on.

The most important announcement at the game awards this year : Canonically, Geoff and Ms. Piggy have totally boned. Honestly - big respect. Great bit!

Huge shout out to @lmichet.bsky.social for being a phenomenal collaborator. I am remarkably proud of the story we told. Also, huge shout out to the rest of the team for their constant support and feedback. I hope we all get to do it again sometime.

An adorable Halloween themed train puzzle game??? Damn! This checks a lot of friggin' boxes for me haha. Go play it now!! Draknek games are the best!

The demo is out now!! Go play the game I have been working on for the past few years!!

Yknow, @heartmachine.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com are a match made in heaven ♥️ Presenting POSSESSORS, a stylish sidescrolling action-adventure set in a corporate-run city overrun by terrible demons.

🎉 Skin Deep is RELEASED! 🎉 👉 Steam store.steampowered.com/app/301280/S... 👉 Epic Games Store store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/skin... This game was made with a crew of wonderful folks: blendogames.com/skindeep/cre... We hope you enjoy Skin Deep! ✨

"Possessor(s) is also a Metroidvania, but it's also not a Metroidvania...it's a platform fighter, channeling Super Smash Bros. combat for a curious mix of juggling, bouncing, and physics interactions." So much love from @gamesradarplus.bsky.social about our SEARCH ACTION game!

"We're not just making Dark Souls over and over again. We have a variety of skill sets and ideas... Our reputation can only go so far if we don't keep maximizing what came before and translating it into something in the future." Thanks for the great preview piece @gamesradarplus.bsky.social !

Gonna be at GDC. Looking for publishers for my new game titled "The Next Balatro." Please let me know if you are interested in setting up a meeting at an expensive restaurant.

Some of our team will be at Game Developers Conference! If you see us around SF, say hi! (alsobuywishlistourgames)

Uhhh... I'm going to be at GDC if anyone wants to hangout. I'm not actually going to be in the convention - but I will be in a nearby hotel doing press stuff. If you know me, let's hang out!

People who complain about increasing the minimum wage never complain about the unchecked increasing cost of housing/real estate. Seems like they don't actually care about creating a healthy/balanced economy at all.

Does anyone else think it's kinda messed up that when contestants get a negative score before going into final Jeopardy they have to pay Ken Jennings directly? They always make them do it during the commercial break. I personally think they should just let the contestant leave without paying.

If you are older than the average life expectancy in your state you should no longer be allowed to serve in the Senate or Congress. Same for any federal position - if you are older than the average life expectancy for the U.S. you should not be making decisions about the future.

One of the easiest ways to fix The Phantom Menace is to redub Neimoidian Trade Federation voices with stern British accents.

Watching Joker Folie a Deux for the first time... this movie suffers from the same problems as the first one Todd Phillips is a coward and commits to nothing. Why are all of these musical numbers so boring? No Fosse? Why even cast Lady Gaga if you are just going to make her sing/speak?

Die Hard is a Halloween movie. John McClane is continually knocking on Hans Grubers door and asking "Trick or Treat?" Hans refuses to provide John with treats. John continues to play tricks on Hans all through the night.

Hypothetically: If a patient is denied life saving medical treatment for an illness that is covered but due to actions implemented by a Health Insurance CEO they are denied access to said coverage. Could the patient shoot the CEO and legally claim self defense?

I haven't finished it yet... But I think it's safe to say Rise of the Golden Idol is probably the best Narrative Game of the Year. They really just cranked up everything great about the first one and made it even better.

"The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons" Why in the hell would I visit a micro blogging social network to broaden my horizons?! I want to learn more about the human condition but only 280 characters at a time with all nuance removed.

Sol is absolutely incredible! They do things I don't understand at all... Like, fully just makes magic on a regular basis. I was always in awe looking at their work during Show and Tell.

The people at Intuit actually LOVED this commercial I wrote, but my ad agency manager lied and said we lost the script because he hated it! Anyway, here is another rejected commercial. This was supposed to run during the Superbowl last year :(

I know a lot of people call tweets on here skeets. And that makes sense because of the sk in blueSKy... But why didn't we call them bleets?!?!

Is anyone else making video games right now? I am! Hell yeah!

My brother is a huge Costco Guys fan. He keeps sending me videos. It amazes me how consistent these guys are in their timing. They are a metronome. They only have one tempo and they CANNOT and WILL NOT adjust it for any man, concept or God. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. 5 on the floor at 40 bpm.

It's RATVEMBER!!! (please enjoy this commercial, which not only got me kicked off of the Cheesecake Factory account but also got me fired from the Marketing firm I was working for.)

It's finally Ratvember!!! Happy Ratvember!!!

It's almost Ratvember!!!

Our Starter Pack - follow our glorious team + community!!!!! go.bsky.app/M7pBDTL

I've recently started watching Murder She Wrote. It came out almost exactly 40 years ago and it is incredible. Who wants to join me? Episode 04 premiered Oct. 28th 1984. Catch up so that we can watch each episode exactly 40 years after the air date.

Alan Wake Series : My Heart is A Chainsaw Intersection of horror, fiction, tragedy, and unreality. Also considered for Lost Records/Life Is Strange, but while it's about a high-school age girl it's more of a horror focus. Disco Elysium : The Third Policeman (I refuse to explain this)

My first instincts may be even more oblique than yours Stardew Valley : The Secret Garden Themes of going to the countryside & changing your life, pastoralism, fixing an abandoned garden, befriending a bunch of local people (yes this book is for children but it's 100 years old, let me have this)

Making a list of great books for people who enjoy games. Dark Souls : The Buried Giant Hollow Knight : Children of Time Final Fantasy Tactics/FFXII : Game of Thrones 1-3 Red Dead Redemption : Blood Meridian Cyberpunk : Neuromancer Grand Theft Auto Vice City : Inherent Vice Send me your recs!

major foundational texts on semiotics include “A Theory of Semiotics” by Umberto Eco, “The Empire of Signs” by Roland Barthes, and “The Sign” by Ace of Base

"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"

I've been pretty busy... Sorry about never posting. Hopefully this makes up for it! I love this team and am so excited we get to finally announce what we have been working on. youtu.be/eFd32M4-muA?...

It's a Wonderful Life and The Family Man are both Christmas isekais.

Zach Snyder is truly the Todd McFarlane of cinema.

Seeing this Wizards of the Coast AI bullshit - I think it's really important to remember AI can never produce an illustration. It can only produce content. It can never produce art. It can only produce content. Do not let people call this art.

bozo space guilder: I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a bagel. me, a precog god emperor: it's called a PB&Jagel.

The thing I love most about the Sopranos is that they all love to do pranks and jokes on each other... But sometimes they prank too hard and have to be revenge killed. Even if they say "it was just a prank." Too late, bozo!

I've been thinking a lot about how readily McDonald's was able to co-opt the Happy Birthday Grimace meme on TikTok and use it as free marketing. Where will corporations draw the line in participating in viral marketing? Anyways, Happy Birthday Grimace.

I'm just gonna stream Over the Garden Wall on repeat for as long as I can until the wheels fall off.

Hey does anyone need a bluesky invite? Feel free to message me here if you do.

What is the appropriate plating for Pizza Rolls? 1) Plate 2) Bowl 3) Wrapped in a big paper towel like a pouch of coins

Drawing feels good sometimes.

Ughhh… trying to recreate my twitter list on here is a pain. I followed 69 people. I did my job for the day. Time to go play Zelda.