/ probably will retire this man.

Eddie took a deep breath, planting his feet firmly on the ground as his shoulders squared. His hands curled into loose fists, his stance low and ready, like a coiled spring. The air around him seemed to shift, tension building as though the world itself held its breath. --

“ oh yeah. “ Thinking for a moment. “ wanna have sex then? “

Well, he’s not going to think about it further. Too much work. “ so, what can I do ya for? “

Eddie created a barrier on his back just in time to block the slash, but the impact still made him lose his balance. stumbling down to a knee, he watched as the monster toyed with him. ' its smarter than the others that's for sure. ' touching the ground below him, Eddie set a few traps. --

After waiting for a couple of minutes the doorbell rang. To his not surprised , she’d ordered so much food that there had to be multiple people to carry it in. After setting the food on the table, Eddie eyed up her ‘meal’ “ ya know. If you eat that much, you’ll get fat. “

it's the tiny woman again.

It's the crack of dawn and he's out in his backyard, doing his practice swings and exercises with his sword.

" You're no fun. " Shrugging, He'd put on a Transformers movie and watched as she continued to order food. Thankfully beforehand, he put a limit on the amount of money she could use for the order so if anything she wouldn't be able to order a mountain of food. " don't forget, we have to go to--

Finally, he’s found the last one. While it does look different from all the other imps he’s found in this place, one more should be easy pickings. “ you’re a new breed of em. Oh well. A job is a job. “

“ very quiet these days… “

༻ ♡ ♡ ♡ ༺ ✧. ┊    𝕾𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 . 𝕾𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 . ༻ ♡ ♡ ♡ ༺

ㅤ ㅤ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓. #ocrp ✧ #mvrp ㅤ ㅤ

Eddies eyes widened sum as she summoned an entire mansion with her magic. He’s seen summoning magic before but nothing to this extent. “ that’s a neat trick. Sure. “ Grabbing his bag of essentials, Eddie followed the female inside the summoned mansion.

" I was just gonna cook up some meat from a pig I killed earlier but, if you have something else you could make then by all means go ahead. " . . . "So long as it isn't poisoned. "

Well, he's just finished setting up camp. If she's hungry she can join him for the evening.

Who’s the short female with the pointy ears and why is she staring at him? Squinting.

❝ 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 @shinybluemadam.bsky.social ~ ❞ ________________

⠀ 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘌𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 @urcuddlyweeb.bsky.social ________________

⠀ #𝑺𝑬𝑫𝑼𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑺𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑨𝒀 ❝ 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭 ? 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 ? ❞ ________________

She's really cute. " You're welcome. " His other hand goes to her head, gently running his fingers through her hair.

⎯⎯⎯ ୨ 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐒 ୧⎯⎯⎯ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Catching her. “ Jesus. “ Does that mean she can even heart his heart beat from that far?

“ I whispered that how’d you even— “ He’s so confused—

“Pspspsp.”

Grabbing both of her wrists and holding them over her head with one hand, meanwhile he attacked her ear, nibbling on them.

Squeezing her cheeks with his free hand and then pulling out of her mouth once she releases her grip. Sigh— Slightly annoyed grumble.

“ oh yeah, right… “ The nibble definitely got him up as he rose from the bed with her still clinging to him. “ you got a lot taller huh… “ Head patting her hair. “ still cute though. “

He winced— Alright that’s it, she’s getting pounced on now.

Still doesn’t care. At least she’s quiet.

Sticking two fingers in her mouth while covering.

From the room he’d yell out. “ only if you want! “ His body was still sore from today alone, but all of that washed away as he basked in the water.

@chamberdragonmaid.bsky.social how does one gain her services?

TEMP. PIN ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #SlimeRancher #OC ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ brought to you by ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ cass ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ⟳ + ♡

Is @slutcretary.bsky.social free at the moment? He has a question about the building.

His eyelids half open, Eddie scanned this new person he was sleeping on. “ oh… mmm morning… “ Eddie would try and move to give her some affection but the fatigue hit his body hard, making him struggle to move a tad.

“ hmm? “ His own arms would wrap around her body as his expression grew into a soft smile. “ ill try to, thank you though. “ Instead of on the cheek like she did, he’d return the affection with a kiss on her lips.

Unfazed, still covering her mouth.

❆ ❇ ❅ ✧【正義の氷剣】✧ ❅ ❇ ❆ 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐀𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 "𝙾𝚑, 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚐𝚎𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚌𝚎, 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕!"

“ I’ve just been going around meeting people who want me to sell my ideas and tech to them. “ Flopping to the floor with a sigh. “ it’s a chore, but it’s the only way my family will get off my ass and it will keep them at bay for a while. “

“ it’s cool. I don’t mind it and you were there first. “ Eddie waved his hand to dismiss her worry. He got to see some eye candy so he wasn’t bothered by it “ how was your day today? “