“…I haven’t washed my hair in a week”

Don’t lick her hair, it’s blue raspberry flavored

Psychic ass smack “Yeah…only enjoy the view~”

“Cactus ass, it’s literally 1 in the morning…I thought Cacturne were the nocturnal ones”

This remains to be my favorite edit so far

Horny gremlin defeated by wholesome pampering and praise

Alright flat day is OVER She’s once again cursed by gravity

Today’s a flat day for Azuli And apparently a “show your cheeks”day too

“Hell yeah!” Well atleast the zombified look on her face is gone…

After a couple of sends, she’s floating off to the kitchen…well after putting her pajamas on atleast “I smell deceased pork”

Don’t mind her dead inside look, she just woke up

“That cafe has been kicking my ass as of lately…there’s been an uprising of Karens recently and— …you still listening?” Every word…her chest threatens to burst out of her hoodie…it’s quite distracting

The Azli

Slosh…Slosh…Slosh

Ngl best laugh in a while so thank yo

It’s her worst blind spot…she’s lost so many hide and seek games because of them

If you’re wondering how the girl sleeps now, it’s practically the same And now that the reader’s fallen into the cursed trap that is curiously, they will now have to run the risk of suffocation while being cuddled by Azuli

Hmm…why would he say that?

Totally normal Easter eggs…ignore Azuli standing behind the cover obscuring your view on the rest of the totally eggs :)

Considering Azuli’s chest, yes she is

“…I’m too low to the ground to kneel”

“Oh? Well if it isn’t the one reason, other than money, I stayed at that awful job…It’s been 9 months since I’ve seen you and that’s how you greet me?”

“How sweet…anyways I’m gonna pretend you’re a mech I’m driving” She leaps onto his sholders with her breast already pressed firmly against his head and neck, gripping onto his hair and pulling it up now “Now off to the kitchen!”

“I can just sit on your shoulder to get stuff”

Fun sized once again cause why not

He’s pulled over to the couch via telekinesis, layed down on her thighs and currently receiving head pats “There…I’ll make you feel all better soon~”

“Oh? I’m picking up seething rage now” Teased Azuli…playing with the cat’s ears with a shit-eating grin plastered on her face

“Now to prevent such a thing, pretend that medicine didn’t work so I can caress that dumb head of yours”

“…Also it should be obvious what happens when your immune system tries to cure a illness that isn’t there”

“I’m not a monster…I hate the feeling of being sick”

“Foiled again…let me just play doctor with you, damn it!”

Snap! Headache gone “So you DO feel things…the resting bitch face makes it hard to know”

“…Relive an embarrassing moment” Suddenly one of Dinraal’s embarrassing memories play in his head

“Huh. Didn’t expect that to work”

“I cast migraine onto you” Waving her hands a bit, suddenly the reader has a headache

The fairy doesn’t work…but there’s suddenly a hand on his shoulder…it’s Azuli? Looking back at the corpse, it’s gone…even the blood is gone “April fools, dude! Perfect hypnosis is awesome” Right. Psychic type

There’s a giant pool of blood in front of Azuli’s home…opening the front door, the red streaks drag to the center of the room with Azuli’s corpse there

Hmmm…seems Azuli is bottom heavy once again. It’s good she still hasn’t grown tired of trying to be sexy for the reader…and what’s more sexy than mental reassurance “You must be tired…wanna rest that pretty little head of yours on my thighs and let the world’s worries melt away?~”

Not me btw 👀

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“Nah it’s fine” Seeing as the button nearly hit him, but didn’t thanks to her psychic abilities stopping it inches away from his forehead, it was uncertain if she really did have it under control or not… “See? I gotcha…unless you’re ok with me rocking just a bra”

“My chest can make the M1 Garand reload sound when I wear button up shirts” Currently wearing one as she speaks, it’s struggling to contain her chest…then one of the buttons popped of making the sound “Told ya”

“Goodness…this is a bit too easy, even for my lowered expectations. If I keep going, you might faint” Azuli would ponder for a bit, stroking her chin before her eyes suddenly lit up with an idea “I know exactly how to reconcile this…how about a date, hm?”

“Oh good…you’re going in denial~ It’s been far too long since I’ve teased a stubborn cutie into finally admit how cute he is~” The Gardevoir’s leaning over him…casting a shadow on him with her size alone “Angry lil’ furball or not, you’re already flushed with one compliment…absolutely precious~”

The servant to the Goddess of Power. Dinraal

“Well…they’re adorable along with everything else about you~”