Am I supposed to go out and set fire to some cars now? I’m in my pyjamas

UP THE BURNHAM BRITAIN

Arsenal 4 - France 0 at the break 🧐

Must be where they park the buses

Headline tomorrow “Back beat she word is on the street that the Three lions are OUT”

Ah well at least me and my fucking sausage dog still pissed off my voisins

Up the tapas - up the Mikel Merino

Bring me Saka

Smoking 74 cigarettes one for every day of the Falklands war

Why isn’t Spence wearing his face mask?

Dehydration break - have a double gin

Drinking 74 Gin and Tonics tonight - one for every day of the Falklands war.

I hope me bellowing the words to Vindaloo with all the windows open is helping cheer up my French neighbours today

Guess it is the Bayer tapestry that holds all the footballing power.

Build Pickford a statue outside the Emirates.

Morning England fans

What is the charge? Having a break, a refreshing hydration break?

Now that was a Hydratation break

Englands defence got enough holes in to trigger my trypophobia

How do you hydratation break them apples

Wish someone would steps Lee Dixon’s ankle to a personality

Happy and Glorious indeed 😂

Pluie ARMY

THIS IS A HYDRATION BREAK -

It’s raining with my fucking sausage dog

Waiting for this thunderstorm to start is like watching Rice step up for a corner.

Me watching everyone in the UK experience 40 degree heat while in Paris we’re on day 3.

I can’t buy an AC machine for my flat in Paris because I spent that money on hotel and euro star for the parade 😆 c’est la vie

Hydration break

Not sure how I feel about us wanting to sign a player from Guernsey.

I’ll be at home watching with “my fucking sausage dog” tonight. Come on England

I would die for Wilo.

Moscow mule again olé olé