BENOIT BLANC *pinching the bridge of his nose*: now.... Misses Bulma.... can you explain to me just ahwHAT is goin on with these Dragonballs?

YouTube clearly has a favorite old-format CollegeHumor sketch.

whoville is a githyanki creche send skeet

god forbid you tell someone over 50 that no one person should have a billion dollars, much less that billionaires have not worked as hard as their employees. eat the rich, can't wait for boomers to die.

pictured: me, unmedicated adhd, realizing i still haven't finished a single thing i started today

with Fast Car getting popular again, there is a non-zero chance the song about what focusing on just your Fast Car does to a family... will make it into the next Fast&Furious movie.

had some Kurimu tonight on an impromptu date and it was the best ice cream date I'd ever been on. 🥰 also, Kurimu's black sesame soft serve is now forever my favorite flavor.

yeah, i remember what sex feels like, but like... i'm way too weird for that anymore. i have way more giddy fun getting literally tossed around like pasta in an olive garden commercial.

can't wait til i get my invite codes. then i'll start inviting the chasers and bots who followed me on birdhell so i can finally get back to the glory days of making shitty jokes for 6 people to see and enjoy.