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Shout out to all my fellow heathens

Baby having his first bad cold. This is fun

Being high AF would certainly explain carnival fare

Early birthday gift from my employers. I am so damn thrilled rn. Love Coach bags and it's Star Wars themed (obviously)!

Sigh. Well. So they're still doing the abduction of John, the big plot point in Outlanders as yet unreleased last novel. And with only two episodes left. Welp I guess I was right to be nervous about William and Jamie making up.

I SWEAR TO GOD, STARZ, IF EITHER OF THESE MEN DIE IN THIS SHOW I WILL CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION. Anyway, looks like William and Jamie are finally making amends.. which makes me very nervous for them and Lord John

I am at Tangrams mall in Queens wirh @lcosgrove.bsky.social and our 13YO. First we went to the kitty Cafe to play with cats and now we are eating some excellent noodles... KITTIES

Oh and William found out Lord John is gay by walking on him drunkenly kissing his ex. William did not react well at all. Also also, Jamie and Claire find out that their daughter Faith went looking for them and Fanny is confirmed their grandchild. Season 8...is verrrrrry different from the books

FUCK YOU STARZ. FUCK YOU HARD.. the worst change of the Outlander series just went down. In the books, Marsali and Fergus's LP son died in a fall trying to escape a fire at their printing press. He survived. Instead FERGUS DIED.

Went to the movies with @lcosgrove.bsky.social. Project Hail Mary is now my favorite Ryan Gosling movie. Absolutely delightful. I especially loved Rocky's design.. an actual alien rather than Human with some head ridges.

Cool www.popularmechanics.com/science/arch...

Happy Birthday to my beloved @lcosgrove.bsky.social

There is no greater frustration than a baby who learned that he can keep himself awake by whining with bursts of full on crying. And ite definitely on purpose. Every baby discovers this and it makes my fucking teeth itch. FFS SLEEP IS AWESOME. Anyway took an hour to get 8mo old to sleep today

Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

It's so much fun watching a series with my dad while having already read the books. No dad I can't tell you where Ben is and why Amaranthus is seducing William I WILL NOT SPOIL THIS SPOILER. Oh and Jamie has his showdown with Cunningham. ew.com/outlander-re...

Watching Emkay and this meme popped up....welp my Google search just got weird

Heard Madonnas Material Girl on the radio today and reminded me that 5 year old me really thought she was saying she's a CHEERIO Girl. Got me thinking about the other songs I misunderstood as a kid. Like the horror I felt at Hall and Oates MANEATER, which of course to me was about a cannibal 🤣

Continuing my humans are Space orcs fix and found this gem.

Just watched my mom shut the door in the face of a canvasser for the GOP. Mom didn't even say a word, just heard we are here on behalf of the Republican party and shook her head. Was very satisfying to watch

Smooth John. Very smooth

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! I did not think William would meet his sister...well meet her again AFTER learning she's his sister.. so soon in this season

I love when the show does my favorite scenes from the book almost verbatim. While her son ended up being a prick, I grew quite fond of Mrs. Cunningham. Mainly due to her easy acceptance of Fanny's unconventional upbringing

Well. This is certainly the biggest change from the books. This guy Buck MacKenzie was left behind in the 1730s because of his bad heart (book intimated he would die if he went thru the stones again). Anyway, he killed the prick who made Bri et al flee back to the 18th century. Cool

Been coming to this library with 8mo old for weeks and he's JUST noticed the cats next door. Got a great pic. @lcosgrove.bsky.social

@lcosgrove.bsky.social and I went to see 13YO in her first school play...she was in the chorus for Legally Blonde: the musical. It was like totally cute. Now imma go watch the movie

I 💜Humans are Space Orcs and Earth is Space Australia. I saw a funny post about babysitting human kids. As a nanny I'm giggling over the reverse: taking care of alien baby Alien: Human-Colleen why are my offspring singing about your mass transportation? Me: huh? Oh wheels on the bus? It's catchy!

Just got home from work and finally can start celebrating St Patrick's Day. Erin Go Bragh! @servantand.bsky.social @travis.social @ambassadorgkar.bsky.social @theminoritygay.bsky.social @aishitara.bsky.social @isa.loves.natasha.fyi @helaenablackwood.bsky.social

This place has 3 different absinthe cocktails. haven't had absinthe since I was an edgy college student.

It's restaurant week in Westchester. At a French restaurant. Getting me a mushroom sandwich

Yesterday it was nearly 70° out. Today there's fucking snow. Yay March🙄

Two weeks ago we got 2 feet of snow dumped on us. Today I've opened up all the windows cuz it's in the 60s. Can nature please transition properly?

Oh HEY, I thought I recognized the woman singing Outlanders opening credits "The Skye Boat Song" (each season the theme is sung in a different genre: Scottish ballad, French court, country, gospel, etc). ANNIE LENNOX for the last season. Sweet dreams ARE made of this😋

Watched Outlander season premiere. Excellent introduction of the plot points and characters in Outlander book 9. William still dealing with learning Jamie is his dad but now has a new lady friend....the "widow" of his cousin and her infant son. Brianna and Roger returned with the kids. Good episode

Last season of Outlander premieres tonight. I hope they avoid pulling a Game of Thrones. At least the show runners are cognizant of that and have taken steps to avoid that swan dive. Specifically they announced show end will be different from the book's and Diana Gabaldon was consulted throughout.

Photos had this picture in my THIS DAY 5 years ago. (Today is my daughter's 13th bday). @lcosgrove.bsky.social keeps insisting she's not allowed to be older than 8, so here's her 8th bday pic😁

$20 on this will be an episode of the next season of Ancient Aliens. 🙄 @servantand.bsky.social @travis.social @ambassadorgkar.bsky.social

So my husband tells me his feed has been filled with a debate on who is the best jedi fighter and I'm all AND YOU DIDNT DM ME THE POST? So anyway best canon fighter is Mace Windu of course. Bro invented his own damn lightsaber technique to channel his anger properly. VAPAAD FTW

Happy Birthday to my Dad, daughter, and SIL this week. March is a very expensive month.

Last season of Outlander premieres next Friday so time to rewatch my favorite episodes!

I love girl scout cookies. I hate the solely online sales that we have to do. It makes door to door sales a fucking nightmare.

Today I somehow misplaced my keys while putting the baby in the car. Grabbed my spare set and left. Then I hear scraping along the roof and a crunch. I ran over my keys. Absolutely destroyed my car key and my house key got bent enough it no longer functions. But the key fob still works🤣

IT SNOWED AGAIN. Granted only about an inch or so but I am so done with shoveling

What is the point of doing text alerts if you're gonna call us anyway, schools? I had a shit night sleep, woke up at 4:30 and just as I was drifting off @5am i heard my text notification followed by a phone call. 2hr delay. 7:30 again about to drift off...another phone/text 3hr delay. Sigh

For all its evils I do love one thing about internet. I was watching a documentary on Suleyman and there was a bit about the whirling dervish. I'm all IVE SEEN THESE GUYS IN A MUSIC VIDEO. One Google search with a reddit post later and lo Madonnas Bedtime story. youtu.be/CSaFgAwnRSc?...

I'm always the first out to deal with the snow. My job is to shovel and salt the front stoop and pathway, about 20ft altogether. Today that 20ft totally kicked my ass. LOOOOOOT of snow

More snow. Yay.

OMG THESE NEED TO BE IMPLEMENTED. And I already have our first Lawful Chaotic: Sheldon Cooper @travis.social @ambassadorgkar.bsky.social @servantand.bsky.social @helaenablackwood.bsky.social @isa.loves.natasha.fyi @aishitara.bsky.social