Heh

“ See, plus have you PLAYED world? It’s a totally SNOOZE fest really. I doubt anyone who touched, crosswords would wanna play Mario again. “

“ Ya know, I’m thinking about it now.. What if we made a NiGHTS or Alex Kidd game on the dream cast.. I feel like we would have done, better during that era. “

Really now? Lose? Sure I would’ve lost if it was back then, but people aren’t fucking with Big N no more.

And I’ll just keep killing, well I don’t have to do much huh? Killing yourself with the Live action slop and AI stuff.

Goose They can call themselves Dead IP’s but if another company does? SEGA will bring the hammer down.

I’ll fucking kill you rodent. Stop talking to my son like that.

I unno bro.

YEP YEP —! Have him alll to yourself !!!

That’s the best thing Disney has done.

GO FOR IT !!!

No you don’t.

Oh yeah… game awards, if we somehow win Racing Game of the year I’m giving Jet Babylon’s a raise to their passive income. And Sonic rumble is doing well.. surprisingly enough—

Oh yeah ONE TIME That doesn’t mean ever since EXE slip is canon..

You thought you had a chance? Sure bud.

Woah now That was when we were self deprecating. It was a bad time, but that holds not weight now.

I can just have Sonic fans explain it

Yeah but your actively using AI That’s kinda cringe, and yeah I know we’re smacking our own team for using it..

Yeah no way. You are just trying to rage bait atp..

Yeah I don’t know what to tell you..

Fym YOUR paycheck???

[ Whistling the NiGHTS title theme, as he works since it’s been stuck in his head since the announcement. ]

Sonic I’m going to hold your hand when I say this. We’re SEGA. This next game for 2026 is going to be 50/50, we’ll see when my writer gets his hands on it.

Stop lying or we’re going back to the dark ages.

Still intellectual property Look enough like Amy..

Amy? Running from the cops? Alright I guess.

We do?

You know.. That’s not how it works right?

NOOOOPE

No you loser

Sora in Crossworlds at this point…

Goose Role players Role playing?? Disgusting smh..

Man I hope you guys enjoyed that announcement

Oh fuck… Ok ok.. I’m awake I’m here—

Sorry I heard my name, I was lighting up a J. That would be cool, man we still need to delay that next mainline game.. Or people will complain.

Huh

Hey now Sonic, we didn’t make them sexist.. Ian Flynn did, who happens to work for us.. Ok we might have made the emeralds sexist, which is kinda crazy on our part.

Year of Amy 2027

Why do you think we never used him again. We know what our fanbase does.

Heh Pink Jet

"Just admit it, you're contractually obligated to have Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Shadow as the face of every promotional crossover so you had no choice but to dump green paint on Amy like it was Nickelodeon slime and call it a day."

Turned Amy green just so we don’t have to pay Jet

“ Don’t worry, your still in a jail you can’t escape. “