“ Don’t worry, your still in a jail you can’t escape. “

ᯓ 𝙃𝘼𝙄𝙇 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙔 .ᐟ ᯓ➤ ❯❯❯❯ 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙊𝙒 .ᐟ ❯❯❯❯

Where trying..

Uncool Amy, don’t do that again.

Oh it just feels so good..

… I forgot capcom died, my bad guys..

… Ok we can’t save every franchise..

Man I’m feeling pretty good, doing more with Mega Man than Capcom has in.. years!

Surprise !!

Man.. I opened YouTube and I just see.. Just a lot of Nintendo hate, maybe if you had someone who loves games as your CEO.. Rip Iwata, you really did care about your company..

/\Ah Sega 1 step forward 3 steps back

Goose This mood drop feels good, plausible hiatus for like who knows how long.

I will be playing.

Crossworlds tomorrow

I love rage baiting Nintendo.. Oh it’s been SOOOOO long, I can’t wait to do it more!

Is.. the BigN salty? Tastes like a salt brick..

Goose The fun thing, that that SEGA has confirmed that their working on another JSR game. It’s most likely coming out next year, and with the confidence they do have now? I can see both NiGHTS and Alex coming back in minor titles to test the waters.

You’re very welcome, funny enough we might have to start doing this more.. We miss it.

Sounds like you’re whining… The great Nintendo complaining? No way.. I’m shocked !

We didn’t technically show footage! We could have gone full 90’s and showed the actual footage.

Bc we’re so back

We brought back an old 90’s commercial dunking on Mario Kart.

ITS SONIC RACING !!! ALL ACROSS THE WORLD !!!

“ Thank your Krypt, but we’re gonna assume Misandry because I don’t think 4Kids would hate gay people. “

Remember what their localizations did to you.. They’d probably make you say “ Awh yeah, I hate men. “ or something like that.. Maybe I’m not sure.

Sonic.. Run and don’t stop running..

Good point. Bye, I don’t want to be censored—

Run shadow.. run their going to ruin any chance at speech with their terrible localizations..

“ Yeah I already included those . “

“ Yeah.. Fucking hell, 16 games in total by that cast.. “

I REMEMBER DINO KING, ALSO I WILL SAY.. We do kind miss your rouge VA, STILL that doesn’t stop us from not liking the censoring you did ..!

Why did you let them out.

I did too.. Yet they are still here..

IT WAS LITERALLY CALLED YHE DARK AGES

WE DIDNT CREATE YOU GET AWAY FROM ME.

… Dear god.

WHAT? NO THEY JUST DUBBED SONIC X?? WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!

@parody4kids.bsky.social I am baffled.. HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!?

// Icl, SEGA just throwing shade at Nintendo makes me laugh bro. The fucking “ *Early access not available for the Nintendo Switch 2”

How’d they get out of the cellar

Ok? And people hate you, the only people that like you are young kids and some really sad adults.

“ Do I look like Eggman you money sucking, soulless little mouse? “

You realize.. I own Sonic right? You stupid, disgusting, sewer dwelling rat.

“ Sonic fan’s are the craziest.. at least I think so? Those Nintendo D-Riders really love him.. eh anyway, yay marketing!! “

“ No we’re not, we’re just gonna have people make some really bazar connections. “

“ Oh trust me, I love you all like kids. I just have a board of directors breathing down my neck. “