I took care of SEGA.

“ Let’s fix this mess up SEGA —! “ — SONIC TAKE OVER

Wait what Sonic what are you doing her—

Hey guys uh… That ain’t me

We can only wish the writer behind this account was the actual SEGA Then maybe we wouldn’t have Gen Slop involved.

From our start in the Arcade to being home of so many franchises, we are happy to celebrate our birthday today! From Alex Kidd to Sonic the Hedgehog! From the Genesis to the Dreamcast, we thank you so much for being with us for so long. To many more years of SEGA !

It’s our birthday today how exciting

You ever make a game with your life on the line?

Hope I didn’t miss anything ..! [ Hushed whispers, with sounds of paper ] Oh god why does he look like that ..?

“ So we haven’t died. Yet. “

Merry Christmas from SEGA — !

Total war I guess

This is what we do to parasites

We put up 0 points Sonic

Goose Fuck you SEGA.

Go for it

Kill nintendo

SEGA pushes Nintendo down a flight of stairs.

People hate you I hate you

Stop rigging.

What.

Suck my dick

Die

“ Ah I see, well may he rest in peace. “

“ Huh no PlayStation. That’s weird, eh whatever I guess.. “

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ❤️ & 🔁?

Good luck

“ Hey it’s not like that look — ! “ Running after him, this was a misunderstanding guys.. (The writer hopes so.)

“ Anyway, yeah we use AI. “ Points to Metal Sonic, slowly typing code.

Closes the door, with metal Sonic writing code.

“ Breaking the fourth wall for a second here.. I am just a parody, I don’t know what SEGA is doing sigh.. “

“ Uhhh Yeah probably — ! “

Sonic sweep as they say Or SEGA sweep

Marvel vs CapCom Infinity.

We’re all happy, it’s been ages since we’ve got them all together in something other than smash.

Guy hates fun

“ Eh yeah we can make some room. “

“ We finally got an agreement — ! Welcome Mario to Sonic Racing Crossworlds — ! “

… Yeah that can work, better than him not being allowed to hangout with friends.

Nintendo, my guy we should put our differences aside and take him out. Also let Mario come over, and race with his friends.

Just waiting for the A.I. to poison him really That’s when I get to jump him.

How many times do I have to teach Disney this lesson.

Die Keel over and die