Life with kids.

Let’s get Trump, his offspring, wife, and the whole regime to give us a tour of the basement of the ballroom and when they aren’t looking we fill it with cement.

Faking it gets harder every day. I need to figure out an exit strategy.

Just want to say thank you to pimento cheese.

Wait just a hot damn minute. This whole time we’ve been laughing about releasing the alien files instead of the Epstein files when it’s possible THE ALIENS HAD THE ANSWERS ALL ALONG!?!?!?! Jesus Christ. wtf are we doing?

I’m a simple person. I am also a principled person. It sucks that I can’t just shop where I want, buy what I want or watch what I want because a few a-holes run all of it. Everyday I’m separated a little further from the life I was used to and I think that’s what they want.

I read these declarations of lawlessness and my first thought is always “And?” What good are laws if they aren’t enforced? What are we actually going to do? We’re like lazy parents forever counting to 10 hoping the kids magically behave.

Donald Trump is a child rap*st and probably m*rderer. He is a conman and he is robbing us blind. Trump, his regime, past and present, along with his rabid supporters should all be held accountable.

Grateful only one person in the house eats meat. And here’s what’s fucked up - tv chefs have made the tough cuts of meat so popular that fucking skirt steak is just as much. wtf y’all? Poor people can’t even eat stew or whatever?

Cuba attacking Key West? Why though? It’s literally just a bunch of Jimmy Buffet fans roasting on the beach. WPB is like 50 miles north. Do that.

Please consider reducing the meat, eggs, and dairy in your diet if you can - whether you're doing it for the animals, the planet, or both! ourworldindata.org/land-use-diets

Dems have had 10 years to find their face and their message but here we are with nothing. What do we think their response will be when Trump refuses to go in 2028? About the same? Yeah. Probably.

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Putting up tinted film on my sliders. Realizing it’s only a step up from just foiling over it instead. That said, what a difference it’s made.

Congress won’t do anything. Our governors won’t do anything. Our military won’t do anything. Will we do anything?

Taco, Burrito, Chimichanga, Sope, Tostada, Taquito

I imagine Trump smells like your hand after you ate a fully loaded burger then full handed scratched your sweaty ass.

If Amazon says it will deliver tomorrow that means it’s 2 days.

I used to wonder why we weren’t more like animals - leaving the weak behind. Then I turned 40 and couldn’t breathe without huffing Afrin. YOU GOTTA CARRY MY ASS!! I CANT BREATHE!! MY NOSE IS REALLY STUFFY!!!!

Why are Greek restaurateurs in the states always like - BREAKFAST! BURGERS! PIZZA! TACOS! GRAPE LEAF WRAPS!!

I shaved my head to an 8 and kept it that way. It’s growing out now and needs professional help but I’m too afraid to make the appointment. Sitting there being judged is my nightmare. Small talk?!? Stfu. Touching?!? Fuck off and die.

Say it with me: M O D E R A T I O N Do you. Just don’t too much of it.

It’s fucked up we blame women for everything. For real. Take Ed Gein. The dude sews up a skin suit and acts like a pretty lady but the first question out of our mouths is “What did his mom do to him?!”. Bitch - he is wearing your skin and you wanna know about the early years?! Fuck.

I love watching these guys fish in the pond in the backyard. So much personality.

If you’ve accepted that a chariot does not pull the sun across the sky then it’s time to accept that there’s no god. If there is, it couldn’t give a rat fuck about you.

Omg guys! I might have access to half decent insurance for the first time in 25 years. All I have to do is get married. 🙄

Because raping pale teenagers is so last season. www.latimes.com/science/stor...

If the regime winds up in prison it would be just fun if we had live cams trained on them all day. Like zoo’s have.

So are all the regime’s women also involved in the Zorro Ranch Breeding Program?

I wonder if the gold statue is rated for hurricane force winds. WPB is overdue. J/s

Hantavirus: After first positive case in France, government aims to 'break chain' of transmission

RFK Jr is putting that shit in a netti pot.

Everybody loves the Spurs

The regime knows that their freedom is at stake if they lose in ‘26 and ‘28. Effectively ending whatever life they had. We might be underestimating how hard they will fight to stay in power.

Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE. Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt. Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre

In my little food patch I’ve got green beans, cabbage, tomatoes, squash and zucchini, Brussels, corn, carrots, cucumbers and I just planted a banana tree 😊

Just so we’re clear, women don’t fart. That’s why we bitch. Otherwise we’d explode.

I know it’s not nice but seriously, if you want to choose to believe nonsense then you should live or die with the consequences.

Karoline Leavitt had a girl. A girl. A GIRL. Will she keep protecting the men who’ve already started counting the days? No. Of course not. I don’t like to mom shame but she should not have been given a girl. I hope it changes her.

I promise to be nicer than I look.

I am coming to terms with not being able to change anything other than myself. I cannot convince an army of citizens to get up and march on DC to stay until the regime is removed. So, I’ll be in the garden if you need me, praying good people survive this.

Snork Juice

He has literally proven me right. We terrify him. Good. He should be terrified. One day one of us will make it stick.

STOP EATING EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! God dammit. Just because we can doesn’t mean we should. Who raised these people?!?

He should overdose harder next time.

Oh honey. It’s not that I always disagree with you. It’s that you’re usually wrong.

Pritzker said before that Dem governors have been meeting to figure out how to deal with the regime. I wonder how that’s going.

Just a quick thank you to Mother Nature who always seems to know when the garden needs a good rain and a day of filtered light. You’re the best!!

That’s not a cobbler. Those are the shoes of his victims that he pulled into his lair.