Get the fucking fuck in!!!! #lufc #munlee

As a man who hasn’t had his hair pulled in at least 30 years, that was fabulous.. hahahaha #lufc

Flashscore app, sponsored by Manchester United #lufc

Wonder how many times I can open and close the curtains, rearrange the cutlery drawer or empty the bins in the next 60 mins FFS #lufc

Casemiro and Cunha competing for a BAFTA, true to form #lufc #munlee

#wout we love ya ! 👏👏👏👏

Odd for Jack Taylor to be at the centre of a refereeing controversy #NORIPS #OneForTheKids

Alf Fucking Garnett #lufc #OneForTheKids

Ao, baby that’s what like! #lufc

Watching from a bar in the centre of Sheffield. This may not be a good omen #lufc

This is not the Manchester of Bernard Manning #lufc

On my way to Manchester for the Tour Championship snooker semis. I can never think of Manchester without remembering their twin towns; Wank, Wank and Wank #lufc

Wow, like a ghost ship 114 years on, Belfast witnesses an incredible full-scale drone Titanic depart into the night once more.

Yuuursss! Outlook was a little stormy last June, but the best news today #snooker #crucible

Kelleher looks like he’s ready for an hour in Sherwood Forest on his way home. #lufc #menintights

15c and blue sky this afternoon. Blokes in shorts and women with go faster lips in the bar and spilling out onto the terrace; did nothing to soothe my nerves #lufc

Faye Dunaway photographed by Terry O'Neill at the Beverly Hills Hotel the morning after the Academy Awards, March 1977

Forest v Spurs next Sunday. Perhaps a 0-0 kicking match with 6 red cards might be the best result. #lufc

Of all people, that utter knob, Richarlison. #lufc

If none of our near rivals gain any ground on us this weekend, it’ll be a decent result, given the circumstances #lufc

Taking my daughter to watch Sarah and Duck the Movie. Phone is on goal vibrate mode. Here’s hoping we don’t quack it up #lufc

“Yorkshire, it’s the land of litotes.”

One last challenge, Sharon.. #lufc

Looks like a free hit this afternoon. Lovely stuff. Priority is no red cards or injuries. #lufc

Fair to say that this weekend, football was the winner #lufc

Have to be happy with that. Forget the timing of the equaliser #lufc

Live pic, since it might be the closest any of us get this season… #lufc

Shades of Gordon Watson #lufc

Can’t see that shirt without thinking of Trevor Francis #lufc #OneForTheKids

Clapham pub, burger, pints and St Andrews #lufc - no injuries or red cards please. Nothing else really matters.

Oh dear, the Hammers are Potts-less #lufc

Ideally, we need extra time, penalties and two or three West Ham red cards #lufc

Not a good idea to wander around the supermarket in post-gym trackie; security and checkout staff watching me like hawks. Sign of the times, as the purple fella said. Then again, I might just look dodgy! #lufc

Post an image you can hear

Tudor, eh? Canny. #lufc

It’s gone proper Lock Stock in the Prem. Will everybody stop getting fired! #lufc

Decorator in to paint a very high ceiling. Cost: £100, Gas Bill £150 for all the time he spent LEAVING THE DOORS WIDE OPEN WHEN HE WENT OUT TO HIS VAN! Then complains it’s warm in the house cos the heating’s kicked in. Wears shorts in winter by the way. Good painter tho 👍🏻 🙄

Scotty P must be wearing his lucky blouson tonight #lufc

Here’s hoping the old gold make it tricky for the trees tonight #lufc

#AWAW tonight, eh lads? #lufc

Just stepped out of the shower, never felt more unclean. Get in, FergieTime! #lufc

I’ve never cheered a Yanited goal in my life, until now. #lufc

You wouldn’t know who Chelsea were playing tonight if you casually tuned into Sk* Sports #lufc

Tonight it’ll be revealed that Bornauw once scored nine goals in an Anderlecht under 16’s match and was considered at one point to be the Belgian Marco Van Basten. Or perhaps not #lufc

It’s slip-slidin’ away, Frank. #lufc

How many minutes in before we get the first Ayling Flop under a challenge from Bamford? #lufc #SHUMID

Come on in Brighton, the water’s lovely #lufc

There’s the January window for you, or the Flashscore app #lufc

Agent Rutter, it’s time #lufc

Ilia Gruev is a Deep Heat in a white shirt #lufc