A few of you may have had a sherry or two. I’m at a Christmas market/light show/beer tent. My trousers have buzzed twice. Second buzz better received than the first. #GetIn #lufc #RightUpTheBees

Yes, Norris!!! #F1

Don’t anyone put it in the wall in the next 5 laps. Thanks. #F1

Successive games against City, Chelsea and Liverpool; scored 8 goals, 4 points and a positive goal difference. What have thought…? Big test coming; can we continue that away at Brentford? #lufc

Golden-Bollocks.

York was so cold this morning, even the dogs wore coats. Ringside seat for UK Championship snooker with fabulous food and enough wine to incapacitate a donkey. Proper names on that trophy #snooker

Back in God’s own county; family, friends, a big old birthday and the UK Snooker Championships in York #snooker

Re-watching last night’s highlights. Bijol leapt like a Slovenian salmon. Exquisite timing #lufc

3-5-2 Nil. Get in! #lufc

I’m old enough to remember Spitting Image’s ‘The President’s Brain is Missing’. The brain is not the only thing missing from the current incumbent.

Putin’s taken Manhattan, The Bronx and Staten Island too.

Just been shat on voluminously by a vulture, while walking along Windsor riverside. Nailed on that we’ll beat Chelsea. #lufc 🦅

Ugh. The dreaded Flashscore buzz. #lufc

I’m hoping for single figures. Preferably something that the Teleprinter wouldn’t write in words #SEVEN #OneForTheKids #lufc

I wouldn’t mind (the gap) Thomas Frank, but can’t see Spurs panicking this early…nor him wanting to join a relegation fight #lufc

He could be the love-child from Farke’s gap year in the US, of course #lufc

Relegation is one thing, but imagine being passed by Fat Floor-Shitter Frank on the way down… #lufc

Witnessed her similarly tired, emotional and singing in the Britannia pub in Doncaster around the same time.

It takes a particular character to succeed at Elland Road. Our wall of noise and expectations can intimidate our own just as easily as the opposition #lufc

There are several words and phrases that have a particular context and resonance in football. ‘War Chest’ and ‘Swoop’ amongst them. Remains to be seen what any prospective Farke replacement would be able to do with either of those. #lufc

I’m not angry with you, Leeds. I’m disappointed #lufc

Still no Willy #lufc

You know what we don't talk enough about? 80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes. Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.

We cant afford even one player to have a bad game, but our most dependable players have been poor today. #lufc

Just escaped the hell of Bicester Village. First time in 6 years in spite of living 5 mins away. Last visit was March 2019 when the Blunts were lunchtime visitors to ER. I could smell Wilder’s celebrations in the air today… #lufc

No disrespect to the LA Dodgers, but it would be one in the eye for the Tangerine Twot if Toronto Blue Jays won baseball’s ‘World Series’. Coronation Street’s Jim McDonald would approve too #ifyouknow

Thoughts on Brenden; The US/Marsch connection doesn’t help him. He also can’t be blamed for what we paid for him. He’s often frustrating and not my favourite either, but always gives 100%. We’ve had plenty of cult heroes over the years who did just that #lufc

LU..FFS #lufc

Replace tomorrow with today #lufc

Can’t help feeling it’ll be Jaidon Anthony In the 95th minute with the lead piping #lufc #BURLEE

Anyone else live with someone who opens food packaging as though the only available tool is a chainsaw?.. and then complains when the contents are not edible? It’s not even remotely irritating. #Cornflakes #Chainsaw #BreadLikeCardboard

RIP Diane Keaton My favourite picture of her where everyone else is giving it their best Blue Steel & she looks like she’s just wandered in off the street looking super cool. She was allowed to wear her own clothes & her wonderful personality shines out. What a unique talent & human being.

Been in and out of Elland Road since May ‘73, but my first league game was Burnley in March ‘74, just before we won the league title; West Stand with my late dad, a fug of Woodbines and the occasional flying bog roll. Unexpected defeat, 1-4. Blubbed. Hope they lose tomorrow. #lufc

A bit like brandishing a bar of Bournville, then your mate pulls a Lindt 90% Dark out of his pocket. And the ref. #lufc #LEETOT

‘My past was chaos’: Iain Lee on abuse, cocaine, comedy, his on-air breakdown and his ‘sex addict’ father

Interesting matchup at the darts today. Guaranteed to be a stiff test.

Shades of David Pleat in Shane Lowry’s celebration. What a man. #RyderCup

Have You Got it Yet - Syd Barrett documentary on Sky tonight. Worth a watch @scribblerrob.bsky.social ?

I lived in the US and have friends there, but I hope we batter Trump’s golfists and their ‘get in the hole’ supporters. #RyderCup

Dickie Bird obituary

Interesting perspective listening to the game on BBC West Midlands while driving home. They were mightily impressed with DCL’s footballing brain and how solid Struijk and Rodon were. Lovely stuff. Yam yam, time for dinner #lufc

Apologies for the smell. Nanny normally changes him at 6.

Channel 4 to mark Trump’s UK visit with ‘longest uninterrupted reel of untruths’

Genuinely pleased to see Wilder back in charge at #sufc - football needs anti-heroes and pantomime villains. Wilder fits both bills. Did a decent job in both previous tenures #lufc

Scott Parker wearing the same brand of ‘armband on one arm of the jacket’ leisurewear as last year’s sage green number. Assume he’s on a freebie. Today’s creation is erring into Adolf territory. #BURLIV #lufc

One for you two @devilvalleycelt.bsky.social @dinkyanna.bsky.social - excellent article!

Potter’s West Ham are more treacle than brimstone #OneForTheKids #lufc

Hmmm to be stressing about the results of other relegation candidates after 4 games. Is this what it’s about? Forget about the standard of play. The Championship is football, the Premier League feels more like a product. #lufc

In spite of 4 bars of 4G at Warwick Castle today, I was mercifully spared any news of #lufc - thanks #Three