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Blenheim Palace Food Festival. Live music, fun for the kids, every aroma of locally produced wotsits, and a large proportion of Spurs and West Ham shirts with nervous occupants. JVC Arsenal too, looking smug #lufc #burp

Mauled by the Tattoos #hulmid

Another half, and Don Goodman #luxury #lufc #hulmid

That stamp, well after the ball had gone, would be a red card in the Premier League. #Boro #lufc

Not sure it qualifies as an Ayling Flop™️ if it goes unpenalised. #Boro

Modern cars rarely stall, so if you’re held up at the traffic lights, with no one moving even when the lights are green, it’s more likely to be a kn0bhead who can’t avoid picking up their phone for 60 seconds #kn0bheads #heatwave #lufc

The Premier League needs another dose of the Ayling Flop ™️ #lufc

McFarlane bemoaning the penalties Chelsea should have had at Wembley and since he’s been caretaker. The ones I saw today were worthy of the Empire Pool, Wembley, and should have been yellow carded. #lufc

Oddly dispassionate about the Cup Final. This isn’t a classic (yet) but a season in the Prem has left me missing the Championship. The 115 v The Hedge Fund is like choosing between a headbutt and a kick in the balls #lufc

And I though the Premier League was a stitch up

Utterly bent. Onside my arse. Complete travesty #lufc #CELHEA

Getting the same nervous terror watching Hearts back off as when Leeds are defending a lead. Pub rocking, unlikely to be louder if Leeds were playing #lufc.

Leeds; excellent hot beef and horseradish sandwich ahead of the game. Horseradish so potent it has cleared the sinuses of everyone in the bar #ouch #lufc #CELHEA

To Leeds today for a bit of R&R, a few drinks and hopefully watch Hearts lift the title #lufc

Anyone who’s had to clear out a parent’s home will know the symptoms; School reports tucked inside wedding albums, long-expired bus passes and driving licences, spiders, large but mostly deceased. Then, behind a hidden door in the cellar, 8 crates of my dad’s vile elderflower wine, circa 1992 #lufc

This is magnificent. Get this fella into politics - he's too good a communicator to simply be 'another Louisiana resident'.

That’s the sound of 60,000 people simultaneously shitting themselves #lufc

Reckless at the very least. It’s gone a little quiet #lufc

“A little bit jumpy with two feet”. Is Alan Smith a Spurs fan??? #FFS #lufc

Oh ‘ell, Tel #lufc

Back in the ‘70’s that would have been described by Kent Walton as a forearm smash. #Justin #lufc

What @skysportspl.bsky.social didn’t mention is that the sheets of paper the Spurs fans are holding up have got the words of ‘When the Saints go Marching In’ written very, very slowly on the back #lufc 🙄

Staying up for the Summer #lufc

Might be a Declan Rice back-heeled winner on Sunday that does for West Ham. #OneForTheTeenagers #lufc

Which sporting event has a 300 million plus audience, and a final between 2 guys competing, where one is old enough to be the father of the other? Incredible. Good luck to The Magician today, Wu has many years ahead of him. Burn baby, burn. #snooker

In the words of Jasper Carrott, ‘Up the Villa. Yeah, right up the Villa’ #lufc

Left the hotel in Sheffield at 4:30 to head to the snooker, a wedding just starting; arrived back at 11 to find blokes staggering, limping women carrying heels, kids sleeping on sofas in the bar. No uncles shouting smut or broad belts under suits, worse than that; no snacks behind the bar #lufc #ffs

Get in!!! #BitLate #lufc

Who gets custody of Scotty’s jackets? #lufc Hiding at the Crucible, phone off. Will peep at the score through my fingers at the interval.

#snooker days

I hope we never develop this elite level of gamesmanship. I’d prefer to play in the Championship #lufc

We’re being shit-housed out of this #lufc.

Anyone have the number of the bunch who Don Revie used to exorcise Elland Road? I’ve a job for them in North London. #lufc #OneForTheTeenagers

Let’s make sure we don’t concede again before half time, reset and adjust, then batter the bastards in the second half #lufc

There aren’t many footballers who can irritate me just by running, but I’d love to have seen Cucurella faced with prime Norman Hunter #lufc

Double bollocks #lufc

Discovered slightly late that the game is not on BBC. This means the local; as a Yorkshireman living near Oxford, I’ll likely be surrounded by mockney plumbers and plasterers in John Terry tops. Let’s have em Leeds! #lufc #mot #alaw

Interesting prospect tonight. Both sides with loads to play for. Sunderland on the edge of Europe if they win, Forest aiming for survival and avoiding a fire sale #lufc … and please no one suggest that a Forest win would be good for Leeds.

Life’s a beach #lufc

There’s only one man who can save Chelsea. Floor Shitter Frankie #lufc

We could use a small intervention from Agent Larsen. “We want him, but you can take him as long as you keep us up..” #lufc

Wanting any of our rivals at the bottom to win is nonsensical. This is a momentum game. Don’t let any of them start to build confidence. The more of them still in the mire, the better it is for #lufc - forget the obsession with getting Spurs relegated. I won’t care who goes down as long as we don’t.

Agent Rutter! #lufc

Saturday morning Softplay; squashed in with pasty faced, knackered parents, kids with croupy coughs, general feeling of ickiness… anything to take my mind off 3pm #lufc

Anyone sleep last night? I did wake myself up by laughing at one point. Being a #lufc supporter, this rarely happens.

Get the fucking fuck in!!!! #lufc #munlee

As a man who hasn’t had his hair pulled in at least 30 years, that was fabulous.. hahahaha #lufc

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