What does Catan have in common with War And Peace and a quilt factory? That’s right: a whole lotta threads. youtu.be/y6JywnAk8UY?...

Reading Cormac McCarthy while my son watches Ms. Rachel. I highly recommend it.

New story available for reading, sharing, and the casting of judgmental frowns! THE HARVEST IS PLENTIFUL is about a small town of childless farmers who raise a mysterious new crop in the shadow of an unending war. You can read it at Whiskey Tit Journal, issue 13: whiskeytit.com/article/the-...

Got damn, @thomasha.bsky.social. I said got DAMN.

Last ten 📚. Classics, horror, space marines. Rinse and repeat. Oh, and Tim Curry.

How is possible that Catan is the franchise that’s left us most uncomfortable? Find out in today’s episode: youtu.be/hrwMn-f9qwI?...

Wrapped up some Night Lords for Father’s Day. My wife: “Oh, I like the wings on their little hats.”

Twentieth end credits of the year: There’s nothing down there.

Nineteenth end credits of the year: Forbidden Solitaire

Watching Sesame Street with my son, and they’re teaching about dinosaurs evolving into birds, and I’m just blissing out. Happy Father’s Day.

I need brick: who wants some sheep? YOU DO! Check out our first episode discussing CATAN: THE NOVEL. youtu.be/WB1zJWQLLm4?...

The real unsung heroes of the internet are the people who went viral with a meme/Vine/Twitter comment and didn’t attempt to make an influencer career out of it.

Eighteenth end credits of the year - Vultures: Scavengers of Death.

Three white dudes on the elevator with me discussing their disappointment in a mutual friend: “Dude. He’s not a dude.” “Nah, bro. He is not a homie.”

I’ve been watching this ticker like a shot clock all week. BELIEVE.

You may call it prepping. I call it “apocalypse nesting”.

What there's Resident Evil Code Veronica news today? Well fancy that because over on @pixellitpod.com we JUST FINISHED our read through of SD Perry's Novelization of it! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Wait, so the new boxed set/edition of Warhammer 40K is coming out on Father’s Day weekend?? Jesus, that’s a little on the nose, isn’t it?

I always wanted to see my name on the spine of a book…

Ave Dominus Nox

Seventeenth end credits of the year: Minos.

I stand by my words. Check it out.

My debut short story collection BE NOT AFRAID is available for preorder anywhere books are sold. Thank you so much to @jacymorris.bsky.social for these incredibly kind words. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/be-not-afr... www.amazon.com/Be-Not-Afrai... bookshop.org/p/books/be-n...

Well, what would a thirty-year-old game novelization be without a little uncomfortable, collar-tugging, “look, it was a different time” talk? Let’s take a look at some Resident Evil stuff that didn’t age particularly well. youtu.be/Cs6QLh_gtZA?...

Sixteenth end credits of the year: Lost Wiki Kozlovka.

Yes, I’m going to be one of those old people who talks about all his friends who died, but I’ve been doing that since my 20s, so…

Time for a new book and wouldn’t you know it: it’s our sixth Resident Evil book by the illustrious S.D. Perry! Listen anywhere you get podcastables! Oh, or here: youtu.be/j9ItXTRwKYQ?...

Trans folks deserve the right to get old. To lead a life that’s exactly as humdrum or spectacular as they want. Same as any of us. Leave these people alone.

Fifteenth credit sequence of the year. Librarian: Tidy Up The Arcane Library!

Y’all ready for a dinosaur laser fight??? Without Ninja Sex Party, we mean. Oh and no lasers. …it’s just a dinosaur fight. youtu.be/H6bSbPlZA3A?...

Fourteenth credit sequence of the year.

I love that I was told by boomers that what I needed to do was get married and start a family. That it would cool me down and get me to fly right. And now I’ve got a wife and kid and I’ve never been angrier at this world. Like having real skin in the game was going to turn me into a republican.

My toddler fake cries better than that woman.

An early piece of advice I got was to “write as if your parents are dead.” I’d like to take that a step further. I advise you to write as if everyone is dead.

OH NO: Primal Rage is going from “so bad it’s good” to “oh shit this is actually really bad” OH NO!!! youtu.be/PFdk1HAK77o?...

I foraged a Chicken of the Woods mushroom bigger than my kid’s head. Carried it home singing about how I’m the best homesteader ever.

Is the Primal Rage novelization so bad that it’s good? 🦍 🦖 Only one way to find out. youtu.be/M7BLgLWNYpY?...

Groundhogs ate the broccoli out of my garden. It’s like they were never there. This means war.

Will we get the UFO ending in our latest Silent Hill 2 adaptation?? Only one way to find out: youtu.be/sllzMkgr0Ss?...

13th credit sequence of the years

Stayed up til midnight to finish reading the last fifty pages of a Warhammer novel, so, you know, fuck tha police.

Listen, it’s been a hard week. How about you listen to these knuckleheads talk about the process of adaptation and how it relates to the movie novelization of a beloved video game franchise? You know: to relax. BONUS: Actual correct link!!! youtu.be/KpQ7fsO01EA?...

My new About the Author picture is a got-damn Marlo Meekins original.

14th credit sequence of the year: Dawn of War 2.

First raised bed of the season: corn and broccoli. If you’re on Instagram, follow me at WarFarmerRVA for homesteading and painted minis. Two flavors that kinda sorta work together.

Can make some commotion for this limited edition of THE BUTCHER OF NAZARETH by David Scott Hay? This fella’s going to haunt my got damn dreams. @whiskeytit.com

From the man who brought you SOFT TARGETS — more horror that looks absolutely bananas. Go ahead and get yourself a copy.

Saw a few “Women in Horror Month is over” posts, so I made a short guide to help with the confusion:

Are you ready for Pixel Lit Inception? Because today we’re reading Return to Silent Hill: the novelization of the movie based on the game. I’m sure nothing will be lost in translation. youtu.be/1Fz8wwYwdWg?...