[sighing] Children.

I drank the forget shit river once. Although all I forgot was where the exit to the underworld was.

(I hope she kills me for staring at that craft essence)

[Smiling fondly.] It's pretty good this year. I hope Carmilla is happy.

Oh unholy-… I NEED TO GET TO SPACE

I am not a "bad bitch". I am an exceptional bitch.

I am not such a difficult person.

If I don't answer your summons, it's because I was busy. I've got things to do. Like a countess.

My senses tell me I'm being talked about.

//Scathach isn't even remotely fair, now presented with her in the face of a narrative event... well it makes sense why she's not acknowledge very often in the story.

[Scathach sniffs at the air] Seems like a cheap trick. Well you guys got whatever this is. If you all fall into mortal peril I'll step in, otherwise you're on your own. #ChaldeaIbiza

This Mine and Craft is terrible. They have axes and swords. But they don't have the most important part of the weapon triangle. LANCES. Literally unplayable.

This city sucks. What's there to fight? Nothing. Not a damn thing.

//Scathach is such an idiot I swear.

Sometimes having the perfect form is a hassle. I'm the only one with "Beach crisis" instead of "Beach flower" and it's preventing me from showing off without causing mayhem.

I will not.

Oh, yeah. I'd like to just say that Milli is exempt from my complaining that no one understands me. It was implied, but I did wish to make it clear.

Yibes.

It seems no one understands me. I don't feel my wishes are unreasonable.

It seems... I'm bored.

Perhaps I should steal that witch. A little forced outing could do him good.

//It could be funny tho.

I was going to pass on this whole thing, but as my lovely and immaculate girlfriend has shown up I will bless you all with my presence.

Why are people so exited about the vaguely threatening hallway or whatever it was called? It wasn't really a challenge.

That bitch is here.

//Magic resistance is such a nothing skill in FGO, but it's actually nuts. Magic resistance A makes someone functionally invulnerable to modern magi. EX might as well be total magic invulnerability. So you know, tiny debuff resistance is basically on par.

I once beat Niv-Mizzet in chess. He didn't take it incredibly well.

//I'm too lazy to do the whole board of inspirations. But if I did this woman is definitely on there. So Tar's annual callout of me is on point.

//One thing I was absolutely right about is that there's no fucking way Scathach doesn't roughly sound like Soul Eater dub medusa

But Scathach you don't have that skill-... Counter point:

Why would you need a formation? Anyone who's not one of the top 5 guys on either side is irrelevant. So just break that down into a series of duels.

I'll never escape the one failure I'm known for.

//Unlimited Lancer works.

I see, you're not really hearing my words.

I hate the Throne of Heroes.

HOW MANY ARE THERE!?

Someone needs to limit what Imperial privilege can let you get away with.

I guess I have to remind people of the importance of locking up again.

Who let Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus in here?

[Sighing] Setanta... really?

I feel fresh. Like a whole new incarnation.