Call me Dr. Gaming

I know Shonda wrote Expedition 33 what the FUCK

Finally, a night for gamers.

Fuck you Tom you should have gotten a head ct.

India didn't answer which is going to make work harder tomorrow.

I HAVE to call India at 11pm

I swear to Chaos if I see Shonda Rhimes its on SIGHT.

It took 11 seasons, but i'm officially a Hunt hater. Dont talk to your mom like that you fucking jabroni.

In the gestion.

Esquie is top 5 characters of all time maybe.

Yall can call me Daddy Thick Thingers

Hey, I wanna bang Brennan Lee Mulligan.

I finally listened to myself when I said "I'm going to bed early tonight" I was asleep by 8:30. Theb ny furball terrorist of a son could not let that slide.

People are pissin me awfffff

Like all years, Mac will Mac.

I wpuld slam a whole pizza right now, really, it would be no problem.

Oh yall just gonna Sean Bean the man?????

Yeah I fuck heavy with Rolo's dont @ me.

So mad I didn't gommage when I turned 33 🙄

In my restless creams I see that pound.

Being real stinky today.

I can't lie, this would be my worst nightmare.

Oh oh course, my old pal Yop.

Heath really did his thing with his bar.

Backshots 4 lyfe

Well I just met my lil nephew Ignatius and he's so perfect in every single way and probably the cutest baby I've ever seen and also I love him.

@badbisque.bsky.social happy belated FRICKEN birthday!!!!! So sorry I missed it yesterday, I hope it was a lovely day

Somebody impregnate me.

Need pancake

I measure the passing of time by how far I have to scroll in a birthday year drop down list.

Bubbadubba dup dup dup. Aaooooh.

RIP to a real one

Make a bitch go on and ON

FUCK me, Mike did his THING with these Ikes.

Ya sistas ass!!

Just in my office farting away

Fuck my chungus life

Someone needs to baba this ghanoush.

Butt finger.

Thank you S10 Grey's Anatomy, you kinda pissed me awff.

"Come on baby it's my birthday 😏" - me to me on having cookies for breakfast.

I gotta SHIT lady let me off this call

Wait what's this about Muad'dib's girlfriend dying?

Someone teach me to Riverdance right now.

Ghost of Yotei was real good, real solid, real artisinal, real exquisite. Atsu fucks.

Im in love with a bad bitch that's kinda mean to people.

Opening up girlfriend applications, here's what I offer: - Whimsy, so much whimsy. - Got a pretty decent job I'm proud of and I get to help people - Team Jacob - I'll be telling YOU about the bird I saw today, I do not shut thr fuck up - I have a cat named Oscar (pic below) - I have a hammock

I just like that Lewis Capaldi

Grey's S10 is the first season that's kinda pissin me awf. HATE the Mer/Christina bickering.