bluesky is so crazy i just saw one of the bitches from the legendarily bad purplekecleon incident & floraverse being reposted as a voice of reason. the pedophile-zoophile wombo combos get to preach to us on this website?

killing it in the genderfluid butch game because many gorgeous dykes love dating a fussy gay guy

beautiful women love when you’re #persnickety

millennial boss at your social media job: We have created brand-specific Instagram stickers! These are now the only stickers you may use in Instagram stories. There’s 3 of them. You must post 35 Instagram stories per day. gen x boss at your social media job: Why doesnt this have a QR code ?

this fucking cat man

when did transgay people get bold enough to try and get you to cheat on your girl. like. i’m used to you guys not being able to order your own food at restaurants. and i feel like many of you currently vying for my strap still can’t

i’ve been really butching it up for a minute and as a result cishet men have been leaving me alone much more but other gay people have been acting like wild animals about me

low intelejents

rip sandro botticelli you would have LOVED nonbinary people

flirting with women isn’t actually that hard you just tactfully mention that you’re bisexual a couple times and wait for them to ask to compare hand sizes

Gotta put the all timer here

hiii so i have about 2-3 more weeks before starting my new job and i have barely enough for rent on April 1st and absolutely nothing else. if anyone is able to help out, please do, and share around. thank you www.paypal.com/paypalme/pri... account.venmo.com/u/spencerkeo...

if you’re at a panel of any kind and you find yourself using the Q&A portion to make a comment and the comment isn’t directly related to a protest of bigotry or misinformation exhibited by a panel member please know i’m trying to explode you with my mind

If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre. Their phone number is 310-828-5582

i made it safely back into the country 😊 give me a couple days to get back to messages SORRY i had to take a burner for safety and i have so many

beautiful birthday thanks to everyone who loves me.

kind of having a what if diddles killed herself day but I have to remember i am far too sexy to be defeated by any government

father called me and was like “don’t go to Toronto I’m worried they’re not going to let you back in at the border” and i was like oh. yeah. no. yeah that could happen huh

I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this

expressing radical vulnerability by sending my girl a selfie where one of my eyebrows looks weird

i would be really good at being a warlock patron. i’d be like okay first put on this really slutty armor & then walk into the scary woods. this is all paramount to maintain our contract

NEW: Five of the billionaires who attended Donald Trump's inauguration have lost a combined $210 billion in wealth since then, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index

he looks so sweetie cute in his little bow tie

y’all gotta cool it on the stink thing btw the beautiful woman in my life currently was like “i’m so glad you smell good, too many trans people i go out with kind of smell bad”

today was 6 hours of vampire roleplay followed by a date with a beautiful woman

“is that the—“ green mother earth’s plantasia vinyl? yes. it is.

newly fixed turntable + cute free table i found on the side of the road have become the Record Nook

fixed my turntable myself who want me

guin lineford turn A gundam kind of the woman of all time

gavin newsom unfortunately passed away today after a group of brave and precocious preteens found the Amulet, the source of his power, in its hidden chamber beneath the governor's mansion and smashed it with their sporty friend's trusty baseball bat.

had to ask a girl if we’re just queening out or if there’s a vibe

opened up my laptop to play a youtube video and lauren said “one second” and got out their phone and took a picture of my 55 open tabs

men love to ask if you have a boyfriend and then when you tell them you have a girlfriend (a lie. but i am not dating cis men rn and most of the ppl i’m seeing are women) they get so scared. like they didn’t know that could happen

ok, cis folks—if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time. S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.* short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵 legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

i don’t want this. take this the fuck back

1. Major news: Remember those "Biological men"/"Biological Women" signs at University of Cincinnati? They have come down thanks to MASSIVE student protests at the college, which have continued. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism. www.erininthemorning.com/p/university...

i’m caught up with severance now and it has made me insane. btw. also dichen lachman please answer my emails i would do anything for you

anytime a woman starts making out with me at the club i have to go [full volume] DO YOU REALIZE I WILL SOUND REALLY GAY OUTSIDE OF HERE? LIKE FAGGOT GAY. I HAVE T VOICE BIGTIME

business.

pierced

For April we're bringing AN ENTIRE DRUGSTORE to the park! In the face of rising costs I really cannot overstate how much this group does to hold this little bit of LA together. help us out: contribute at venmo.com/catherine-schetina ($6 buys a meal!) shop the wishlist tinyurl.com/unhousedinLA

hot person beef is so deadly i saw one of my opps in [another country’s] vogue and had to calm myself down by reminding myself they had to see me on billboards all over LA last year

You wanted to be a man, didn’t you? I saw it in your eyes when you hanged.

transgender bat signal

new shirt new glasses can’t lose