Need me one of these so I can cruise the net faster (with two wheels)

A lot of video content feels like this now. Bloated to meet the max payout limit, not for the love of the game. This is the equivalent of when the recipe you research has a long useless backstory. Getting directly to the point is the future

If you have $8k to burn and have wanted to recreate the Ace Ventura 2 butt birth rhino scene you are in luck

Husband got access to an airport club for the first time. This is why everybody is farting on your flight

Happy six planet alignment day 🪐

16 years on tumblr 🎂

Shorty being a goblin

Happy National Cat Day 🐈

She’s blasting off 🚀

New crow stick present makes 3 ❤️

Made a new friend that day

Being chronically online trying to explain anything going on in 2026 to offline people they don’t even want to understand what you’re saying they just look at you like this

Manifesting a clear lowtech renaissance

Let’s meet back here

Crow sticks on display

Been buying bags of peanuts for the neighborhood crows almost a year now and now I’m finding little stick gifts from them. Very cute. I try to show appreciation by placing them on my yard’s wind chime 🐦‍⬛

February 2026 calendar is very pleasing

No longer snowed in

Weird looking apple 🍎

I’ve been leaving the birds peanuts almost every day for several months now. I think today they left me a gift? They don’t usually make a mess & it’s the first time I’ve seen any kind of grass up there. I said thank you and put it on a nearby suncatcher to hopefully show their gift was appreciated

FISH.GIF

Today I am drawing 100 art trading cards. 34 down. Here’s my messy battle station

2026 will be the year of utopian scholastic

Happy New Year! 🎉🪩✨

Of course had to bust out the original animation to get this one just right. Tumblr commission 3 of 3 ❤️✨

Tumblr commissions 2 of 3

This app only lets me select one gif at a time for some reason so here is one of three posts showcasing the artwork I drew for Tumblr

Part 2 of 2 of my Tumblr commission. They only asked for 1 piece but I felt they could use some variety so I drew three logos for them. Very happy to be considered by Tumblr. Have been on Tumblr since 2008 and feel it’s one of the last few punk-rock art-forward spaces left out here

Tumblr commissioned some artwork from me earlier this month. Here’s part 1 of 2 because this app won’t let me post the full clip

He got in there and then thought he was trapped

Now is the best time to draw. Draw anything even if it sucks. Draw stuff for you. Draw it because you enjoy it. I just drew the broken tv I got for Christmas 🍎

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Long story short I thought my late grandma’s cat had passed away earlier this year but she’s doing just fine. A nice surprise

They’re getting some sun

The “you’re gonna need 60+ deviled eggs” lady is right

2025 vs 2023

Happy Caturday

Visiting my family in Puerto Rico. Was greeted by a stunning rainbow 🌈

Happy Caturday

At the spooky car wash 👻

Happy National Cat Day ✨

Teefs

Found the Minions Mobile

Anybody collect marbles? I collected a box of beautiful Jabo this week

This is Shorty’s “I want to go to the backyard” face

Bluesky please let me post gifs of my artwork without it turning into a video 😭 let gifs be gifs

It’s spooky season 🎃

Shorty rolls on a Saturday

Happy Caturday