My best friend just asked me why root beer tastes the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I'm fucked up

me as soon as the zombie apocalypse happens

We're ordering online from a local restaurant to get lunch from and they're upselling desserts in the most hilarious way possible

My entry for @39daph.bsky.social contest!! Moogle Doomscrolling 💙 Oils on canvas #39GAME

紅蓮祭ありがとう… #Haurchefant #ffxivart

We had a great day celebrating the anniversary of our first meeting, and remained long after everyone else was gone ♥ (ft. @thancredsstandin.bsky.social) #gposers #haurchecred #haurchefant #thancred

The Mare discord is having one of the biggest, funniest community handshakes ever

Omg,, I found a little guy

Patch 7.3 spoilers- That little pocket on Koana's arm is where he keeps his cigarettes

These are my favorite photos from the Moonfire Faire a couple of years ago. We always spend time there to reminisce about how we met ♥ #haurchecred #gposers

I'm going to reupload poses I made for tweeter when I feel like it. I'm going to admire my own work in my new space here and no one can stop me #cringebutfree

These are my favorite photos from the Moonfire Faire a couple of years ago. We always spend time there to reminisce about how we met ♥ #haurchecred #gposers

There are others but this is the first one I thought of

I kinda rushed the finishing of him but I wanted to post. #Art #FFXIVFanart

BB and I finally did the summer event together and I got my new canon outfit (I'm fistfighting naysayers about the outfit btw) S'been a really rough time lately but the new event space is so good! Making me want to do some gposing again like I used to when life wasn't constantly busy forever. A+

gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what wuk lamat will be having with sphene tonight. stay informed.

Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-

— figment of delight: a weapon mashup and edit • nutkin minion posed on figment of sweetness • colorset options: - metal (default silver, gold) - lilies (default, white) hs: heliosphere.app/mod/b8jej0xp... xma: xivmodarchive.com/modid/144447 [ #LSPmods • #xivmodcreate • #vanillacreatives ]

I'm gonna be fr I forgot I did this #art #ffxiv

#ffxiv rough warmup

Me: Let's rest after that Really Bad week we just had and try to relax My brain being incorrect: You should beat yourself up about everything that's happened Me: No? Incorrecter: Everyone you love secretly doesn't like you, by the way. And you should cry about it a lot So that's where we are

smth else to understand in RP is bending. sometimes you have to bend a little in order to maintain flow & enjoyments. not everything my characters do is necessarily the exact thing they'd do if i were writing by myself - but i'm NOT writing by myself

okay I remembered they added the "Perfect Groove" Dancing Green thing in the stickers but I have that one mod installed and I—

I love being in the middle of serious cutscenes in my Ken "My Job is Just Beach" Carson outfit

So they bring him back for the exact event where I met my wife Thancred (@thancredsstandin.bsky.social) 3 years later on the dot? Okay Someone at Squeenix visits haurchefant.com

He can put our heads together if he wants to also,,

Excuse me, he asked for no pickles.

Realized today that my haurchefant.com domain expired so it's renewed now oops Also it routed to my tw*tter so it'll be moved here now bc I reallyyyyy need to start being active here more

hehe @thancredsstandin.bsky.social ♥

I'm going to be rich!

Haurchefant in the clouds #FFXIV

Haurchefant in the ffxiv art book style because he deserves one [ #haurchebyvivi | #vivixiv | #ffxivart ]

I love when someone behaves like this toward strangers and then is the sole cause of the full-party wipe on the very next pull

I'm going to throw up, finally

Sinday, anyone?

Well I forgot I had that turned on 😭

He was complaining about being low on Grade 8s because I always make him repair me every 17 minutes

I love my wife!! #haurchecred

You ever feel like blowing bubbles for A While instead of just twice?

I got my Dilf Juice from @chokkomiilk.bsky.social today, smells great and feels like Well Dilf juice, if we're honest A+ purchase, never slammed a pre-order button faster

I'm making my mark #ThancredDayAP

You know I had to do it to em. #ThancredDayAP

cold, grey days 🌨️ #ffxiv #ffxivart #Haurchefant

This is where I've been and no one can save me

Forgot about these Valentione's Day cards I made a while back, here you go

There was no service in there other than to get one tweet out but hey the Distant Worlds concert was beautiful and I loved every second. I didn't even get to Amanda Achen actually singing, they just introduced her and I started crying. 😭 BOTH times.

that’s enough elspieposting for the year. look at this

Can we do one cute festive activity together and be normal about it? (no)

It's been a busy few (several) months but we couldn't forget our yearly festive smooch! Happy Starlight to you and yours 🥰 #haurchecred