The charity Auction ends on Friday! To Place a Bid Go Here: www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Finished Template for next sword. Needed to work with my hands for a bit. Zoom on camera broke for 2 years. Finally decided to fix. Don't know would most people use Lithium Grease on zoom gear tube, but most people aren't me. Current sword charity auction still going: www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Charity Home Invasion. Link to Auction: www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Join me for my Ted Talk: Homophobes Have No Friends! Charity Auction Link: www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

D&D Soda Kickstarter thingy: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cri...

Please check out these guys who sponsored the Big Gay Sword video: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cri...

In three hours! youtu.be/lSzzB5jc17M

I had surprise guests at my house yesterday! @criticalhitsoda.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/cri...

If you wanna go have a gawk the sword is hanging up in Red Raccoon while I edit. www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Bigger Gayer Sword with battle damage post smash video filming.

Today! At 3pm my time! I don't know what that is your time cause I'm not in your house! youtube.com/live/7GSElmN...

If you at the Bloomington Pride Fest today why not swing by the Hope Church booth to have a gawk at the bigger gayer sword!

The paint is dry. The auction starts on Monday!

Second coat complete.

It needs a second coat tomorrow. I am very overheated. The water in my open top water thermos got hotter than the tea in my thermos as the day wore on.

The painting on the Bigger Gayer Sword is about to begin!

@michaelcthulhu.bsky.social agreed to pick me up from a bus stop in another town 45 minutes away after my travel plans went horribly wrong and he had the AUDACITY to come 10 minutes later than he told me he would. What an asshole #CancelMichaelCthulhu

Bigger Gayer Sword Pommel. It was a lot of grinding.

@michaelcthulhu.bsky.social refused to donate to my GoFundMe to get a Switch 2 with Mario Kart World even though I asked him very nicely. It’s time for him to go 😡 #CancelMichaelCthuhlu

This still represents the height of my video editing ability.

If Any of you are in Bloomington IL, you could wander into Red Raccoon Games to have a gawk at the He-man sword I made ages ago! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVmQ...

Good news guys! We're extending pride month into July with how much Grindr work I had to do on the bigger gayer sword. I don't think I've ever Grinded as much on a single blade.

I am covered in Grinder dust and it was very very hot today. Progress on the Bigger Gayer Sword. Go watch my latest video: youtu.be/d6A_4_t8szQ

We made a song for this video!

The video is live join me for the premieierieer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A_...

Part 2/conclusion of the Leviathan Axe later today! youtube.com/shorts/5FqEP...

Picking up my son for the summer, protests here on Marthas Vineyard. Fascism is not a popular look in these here parts.

Working on the tip of the bigger, gayer sword. Also I am making a bigger, gayer sword. Have you all checked out my latest vid? youtu.be/QI69HbsUmKQ

The Video is live! Come harass me in the chat! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI69...

Yeah, the thumbnails for shorts continue to look sort of janky on here? I dunno why. youtube.com/shorts/LypNs...

Huh, the thumbnail of the short if not updating. What a weird quirk. youtube.com/shorts/kz06G...

This will go live in 2 days! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI69...

@psychostick.com are still working on the music for the end for the public release, but greatness can't be rushed, in the meantime, I've posted an adfree version of the Axe video on Patreon, I think the public release will be split into two parts as it's 2 hours 25 mins long!

Red Sonja and (older) Kratos would probably get along.

I often make fun of @brigidnotbrigit.bsky.social for only having the wackiest of sources for their Lord Of The Rings "knowledge", but I realized today this song represents everything I know about Fiddler On The Roof youtu.be/6BCHvz9FEgU?...

I found this stupid axe with a stupid QR code on it and I don’t even give a fuck. Who the hell even is @michaelcthulhu.bsky.social?! Hate that asshole.

FOR 1 WEEK ONLY while I edit together the finishing touches on the video, the Leviathan Axe is on display at Red Raccoon Games in Bloomington IL! It has a special QR code at the bottom with a link to a preview of the video, but you have to physically go to their store to scan it!

Took birb foraging walk so birb can learn independent allerton.illinois.edu/events/forag...

Made fren birb

Filming in public means sometimes the public wants a selfie.

Leviathan Axe done. The delay is I had to basically purchase, rewire and equip the workshop in the workshop in the background. 13lbs, which is small for me, but still feels heavy for an axe. Big Thank you to Twisted Yew Workshop for the woodwork.

My dog has apparently NOT been following my advice to limit doomscrolling to ten minutes per day.

A coin operated vending machine in a public restroom that dispenses romance novels with a big sticker on the front that says "Ribald For Her Pleasure".

The light was interesting today. We had on and off thunder storms throughout the day.

Mounted to the axehead, it didn't melt!

These things represent some of the smallest most stressful work I've ever done. All silicon bronze. Getting the little studs on was nightmarish, was so paranoid I'd melt out the etchings on the front.

Yet again I feel like I am really pushing the limits of my formal training as "welder fabricator" these things are about an inch across each.

Silicon Bronze, Vitreous Glass, Mild steel. Gotta do the triangly ones now. Was worried about melting things out tig brazing such small thin parts together. Was worried the braze joints joining the bronze and the steel would crack heating everything up to 1500 degrees F to melt out the glass.

For no topical reason at all, please accept this repost of a video I did a depressingly long time ago: youtu.be/ET9EWFGewCM

You have two choices: 1; Every time you open a cabinet, a black cat jump scares you, yowling and running away never to be found. 2; An unmoving thing taking the form of a manically grinning dead relative stands in the corner of every room you occupy, staring at you. No one can see it. Pick one.