Working from home is nice.

If you’re an exhibitionist, quote post with a full frontal nude.

@hexedhardware.bsky.social wait, did you have green hair once, and did you remove your face from your online presence at some point?

@avm.de auf der Produktseite des 1200 AX steht „Schutzkontakt-Adapter“ beim Lieferumfang. Beim 1700er steht das nicht. In der Schachtel ist er aber. Ergänzt das auf der Webseite doch mal. 😉

Here we go! Tom Braun aka @siredvonschleck.bsky.social Make him famous, share and repost/reskeet - he wants it

Was @effywarhol.bsky.social sagt. Aber I like it somehow.

Vor 11 Tagen wurde ich von @pedde.bsky.social gefragt, ob ich ihm auf dem Heimweg ne Cola mitbringen kann. Er würde dafür den Ventilator hochbringen. Ratet, mal, wer zwei Daumen hat und heute wieder ne Cola mitgebracht hat, aber immer noch schwitzt. 🥵

Captured, restrained, and spanked by @alphasadist.bsky.social 🥵😈🥵

Available now!!! Features some further practice with “inverse plaiting” to eliminate double stranding on some drop methods. And an updated method for making the tapered cracker, which takes longer to make but is easier to shape. alphawhips.com/collections/...

User Story: As a customer I want to be on hold for 15 minutes, just to change my email address. Thank you, EnBW.

I’m out-relationshiping @kinkypedia.eu. I hope his mind isn’t reeling too much from seeing our polycule diagram. 😅

I was responsible for a huge cutover at work today. The supplier screwed it up a little, we also screwed it up a little. Then I got a harsh reminder that users can’t be trusted to follow step by step instructions. Or help each other.

Man soll im Wahllokal ja keine Kleidung tragen, die Partei-Zugehörigkeit erkennen lässt. Man stelle sich vor, das würde auch für Farben gelten. Also nichts schwarzes, nichts blaues/braunes, nichts rotes, grünes, pinkes, burgunderrotes, oder gelbes tragen. Nacktwählen wäre doch auch mal was neues. 🤪

#Antifaschismus -Workshop auf der #HIV -Positiven Uni im Waldschlösschen. Wir teilten unsere Sorgen und machten uns unserer Ressourcen und Stärken bewusst. Es bedarf mehr Engagement der Community! Wir sind: HELFERZELLEN GEGEN RECHTS - #DEMOKRATIE LEBEN, POSITHIV HANDELN Ein 🧵 1/5

If anyone is wondering what kind of nerd I am: I'm the guy that checks if his German ID card complies with the ICAO machine readable official documents standard. I am *shocked* to tell you it does not comply. The document number is in the wrong place and it's missing an entry for "sex".

We've finally watched Everything Everywhere All at Once. And I *think* I finally get, what @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social went for with Raccacoonie. 😅

A lot of the Apple blog- and podcastophere seems quite excited for the rumoured "HomePod with a touchscreen". Personally, I'd just really like a HomePod mini that is rated for more humidity than the "90% noncondensing" the current gen has. I don't feel comfortable putting it in the bathroom.

iOS has gotten its first native porn app, Hot Tub. It scapes the big porn sites and extracts the video. But it's not very polished in a bunch of ways. For instance, while you can choose your sexuality, you'll still be shown categories like 'MILF' and 'Big Tits' even after selecting 'Gay'.

Parteien, deren politische Ziele, die Freiheit, Selbstbestimmung, Rechte & die Würde von queeren Menschen einschränken oder die mit solchen Parteien kooperieren, dürfen dort auch keinen Raum geboten bekommen für ihre Politik zu werben! chng.it/DPKvjq2p7y

I signed up to #Bateworld on 2024-06-25. Today I decided to have a look at the account again. They greeted me with "In order to reduce spam, new members must wait before they are able to message others. Once you are able to message others, this message will no longer be seen."

Can pup take your order Sir?

Mist. Hätte ja klappen können, den AI-Servicechat der Bank dazu zu bringen, mir mehr Infos zu verraten.

Im Jahr 2025, auf einem Lieferschein: "Bitte Bestätigen Sie den Erhalt der Ware durch Ihre Unterschrift und senden Sie den Lieferschein per FAX zurück an NetCologne"

@fornax69thulium.bsky.social hey, you’re here? ☺️

The event drop/post-con drop/post-con depression I'm experiencing after leaving #38C3 is incredibly bad. I'm somewhat familiar with it after BDSM events but… this is far worse. Why can't we always have Chaos? 😢

Für mich endet der #38C3 erst, wenn der Ohrwurm von dem Soundtrack zwischen den Talks verschwindet. Und das wird wohl noch etwas dauern: Ba-dum-dum!

I go to bed later every day at #38C3. Today we planned to leave immediately after the main talks. Instead, we went to two different parties. 😇

Being at #38C3 is surreal. You sit in talks with high news value all day long. That may be VW group losing years of location data or CORRECTIV reporting on what German Nazis chat with Swiss Nazis in secret. And half your timeline talks about it while you're busy with the next lecture.

#38C3 Day 0. I arrived, somehow got my bearings in the venue. It's somewhat complicated to me, and signage has room for improvement (the CCH wayfinding and 38C3 wayfinding are exclusive to one another and don't complement each other well). Also got somewhat of an idea about what to do tomorrow.

Gay sex apps: Everyone asks "what are you searching for?" and I hate it. I'm not *searching* for anything. If they'd let a conversation develop, I might be up for something; by making it feel transactional, I'm no longer interested. How do you respond to that question?

I'll use Croissant to cross post between Bluesky and Mastodon, at least for a month to see how it goes. My earlier concern about the terms of use were alleviated by the developer. Ill report back how I like it!

Now that @pedde.bsky.social has handed out a follow recommendation, let's fill this account with some life. I'll start with the minimum viable intro: I'm Reemt. I use he/him/his pronouns. I live in Cologne, Germany. I'm 30 years old. I'm a state certified nerd. And I'm part of a larger poly family.